We’ll run out of images of these two, when they stop doing interviews.
THE MARKLES; an everyday story of cunty folk
The story so far; from the seclusion and privacy of her palatial Californian home, the Duchess of Netflix continues to rage against unflattering coverage in the British press: now read on
“Sue them! Sue those Goddamn shits ta hell!” shrieked Meagain, as she stomped furiously across the room. “Whadd’ya mean, we ain’t got a case? Yer a lawyer, ain’t ya? Find one! What in tarnation am ah payin’ yer fer?”. Stamping her foot angrily, the Mistress of Malice hurled her phone against the wall. “Goddamn bas-turd lawyers!” she snarled, before pausing to massage the vein throbbing meanacingly in her forehead.
There was a rustle of movement as Harry the Half-blood Prince crept from his hiding place behind the sofa. “Er, I say old thing” he whimpered. “Is, er, everything alright?”.
“Alright? Course it ain’t, ya haffwit! Ain’t ya seen what those bas-turds ah callin’ us? Looky here! ‘Dumb and Dumber’, thet’s what, cos we turned down the title ‘Earl a’ Dum-burr-tahn’ fer Archie, account of it contains the word ‘dumb’. Fuckin’ assholes!”.
“It’s *cough* pronounced ‘Dum-bar-ton’, my sweetness”, mumbled the Duke of Despondency nervously, then added hopefully “mmm I say sugerlump, is there any chance that you could, you know, save those words like ‘fuck and asshole’ for later, before bye-bye time…”.
“Jesus H Chraast, ya moron”, screamed the Princess of Perfidy, “cain’t ya think with sumthin’ other than yer dick?”. Her thin hips twisting into a snarl, she yelled “see here how they’re laffin’ at ya fer puttin’ ya last name as ‘HRH’ an’ ya first name as ‘The Dook a’ Sussex’ on Lilabet’s birth certificate. They’re makin’ a laffin’ stock out of us”.
A furrow slowly formed across the Duke of Dunces’ forehead as he struggled to grasp the problem. “I say, that ain’t cricket, don’cha jolly well know” he piped up. “What did they expect me to put, plain old Henry Charles Albert David Windsor? Besides which, Americans love all that ‘HRH’ stuff”, he added huffily.
“Ah tell ya Harry” thundered the Duchess of Darkness malevolently, “there’s gonna be some changes when ah’m president in a couple a years… WHAT??” she yelled in response to a timid tap on the door.
” *a-hum* excuse me Ma’m” squeaked a faint, tremulous voice, a flunky shuffling fearfully in. “I’m sorry to disturb you, but I wondered, if it’s not too much trouble, whether you could possibly lower your voice a teeny bit? It’s threatening to wake the baby up…”.
The eyes of the Princess of Purgatory swivelled, focussing on the hapless target like white-hot lasers. “How DARE ya come in here without curtseying!” she bawled at her shaking victim. “And you are to address me at all times as ‘Your Grace’. Now get outta here!. Landsakes, Harry”, she stormed as the shivering figure crept away. “Ya jest cain’t get decent help these days! Ah’ll fire her in th’ mornin’ fer sure. Say, you even listenin’ ta me now?”.
“Er, sozzers, dearest”, said Halfwit, with a sob of relief. “Here’s the chauffeur to drive me to the airport. Got to get to London for the unveiling of Mamma dearest’s statue, what? Must fly!”.
As the door slammed behind the hapless Prince, the Duchess of Duplicity sank on to the sofa, her head in her hands. Picking up her phone, she jabbed furiously at the lawyer’s number once more. “That Haddaway an’ Shyte?” she hissed viciously. “Lissen up. Ah wanna know whether ‘mental inadequacy’ is grounds fer divorce in California…”.
To be continued.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Additional post by – Dark key cunt
The Sussexes (again).
They’ve been awarded some gong for publicly stating that they will be limiting their family to two children.
https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/20210710117213/prince-harry-meghan-markle-granted-award-limited-family/
I spout the fucking obvious all the time but I don’t have any awards for it. I’m a hell of a lot more sensible than the ginger whinger and his witch but no-one sees fit to give me a pat on the back, let along a gong.
The attention-seeking of these two cunts and the even thicker cunts that believe how important they are is sickening.
Fuck ’em all!
And again by – Duke of Cuntshire
What have the Halfwit-Hewitts been up to this time?
It seems that they have been given an award for limiting their family to two children.
https://www.itv.com/news/2021-07-10/harry-and-meghan-given-charity-award-for-limiting-their-family-to-two-children
I imagine that it’s more to do with drawing attention to the “charity”, Population Matters, who issued the award, rather than a genuine acknowledgement of something worthwhile.
In the link above it states that; “Prince Harry mentioned his intention to have no more than two children during a talk with chimpanzee expert Dr Jane Goodall in Vogue magazine in 2019”.
You couldn’t make this shit up.
And still yet more by – Komodo
I may well not be the first to cunt this particularly glorious story. Which is about Meagain and Hairy – which glorious story isn’t? It starts here:
Population Matters says its campaign to limit families is designed to achieve a ‘sustainable population’, despite their agenda’s similarities to Communist China’s notorious one child policy.
No complaints so far. There are far too many people on the planet, and the struggle for resources is getting bloodier by the day, to name but one consequence of this. But….
Population Matters – a UK based charidee) – has awarded the Duke and Duchess of Woke their Special Award (ie created for the purpose) for not having more than two children.
Note that these two professional parasites live in the absolute lap of resource-squandering luxury in California, where the average number of children per family is less than 1.9. Wow. What a sacrifice! And will they give it back when the rubber rips next time? Remember, Black Lives Matter – even quadroon lives matter a little bit – and she’d have to keep a byblow. Perhaps.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9775283/Meghan-Markle-Prince-Harry-charity-award-making-enlightened-decision-two-kids.html?ci=298549&si=22139308&ai=9775283
All right, any measure tending to reduce the number of gratuitously privileged cunts dangling from the Windsor family tree can’t be bad, but, even so, this ranks with Save the Children’s 2015 award to the megacunt Blair…
https://charitywatchuk.wordpress.com/2014/11/25/save-the-children-blair/
…as blatant arselickery and fawning to the most sanctimonious shitstirring woke cunts imaginable.
They should have given the award to me. I have no children at all, and am in no danger of having any.
Thus concludes another exciting week of the adventures of Harry & Meghan. Will they manage a week without being nominated several times? Well I’m not Mystic Meg, but it seems unlikely.
