Employees – and their ungratefulness

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58473802

Employees are cunts, as a small business owner employing people is very risky and potentially disastrous for the company especially if they are small.

All sorts of factors have to be taken into consideration, I will give you some examples.
Employing anyone who’s not white, as soo as anything they don’t like happens, more often than not out comes the race card and you get sued, weather your right or wrong.
Employing gays, trannies , rug munchers and all the other bollocks these cunts like to go by (See above virtually the same story)..

Employing jobsworths, contract wavers, lazy fuckers, unreliable fuckers and weak arsed cry babies (I have done this to my detriment and now its family only).

Employing people with disabilities, means ramps, lifts, special toilets and parking spaces.
Employing smokers, means these fuckers spend half the time your paying them for huddled in a glorified bus shelter satisfying their fucking disgusting habit, and then flicking fag butts everywhere.

Employing women, and that brings me to the real reason behind this nom, its a fucking nightmare,and I’m trying not to come over in a sexist way, but following is true, you have all the sexism problems, distracting the workforce, no innuendos and no fun, then they get pregnant and you have to pay them for months and keep their job open for them.

Then when they eventually get back its early finishes, late starts , doctors appointments, strops, moods and generally makes your place of work somewhere you don’t want to be, and if all of this isn’t when they cant get their way they take you to the fucking cleaner, see above link, all that cunt has done is make all women of a certain age less of a good prospect from an employers point of view.

I bet her ex boss would like to slap the grin of her silly face….what a cunty twat, i hope her sprog came out sideways and her snatch is now like a wizards sleeve, and her husband will have to put pie lagging around his cock so it can touch the sides.

Being an employer these days is a fucking minefield with cunts like cowpats at every step. I’m sure any possible future employer for this twat will see that news link and go for anyone else rather than that cunt…..

Nominated – by Fuglyucker

 

Spencer Elden – Oh well, nevermind

No, we’re not uploading the original pic.

You have all seen Spencer Elden before. He was the baby in the swimming pool from Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album cover, swimming after a dollar bill.

Mr Elden, who is now 30, says he has been so traumatised by this that he is suing Nirvana for damages totalling some $2,250,000 He claims that the image amounts to child pornography and that his parents never signed a formal release for the photo to be used. As a consequence, he says his “true identity and legal name are forever tied to the commercial sexual exploitation he experienced as a minor which has been distributed and sold worldwide from the time he was a baby to the present day”.

Elden claims he “has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages” as a result of the album cover, including “extreme and permanent emotional distress” and “interference with his normal development and educational progress”.

The legal papers filed in California state that “The images exposed Spencer’s intimate body part and lasciviously displayed Spencer’s genitals from the time he was an infant to the present day.” His lawyer says that because of the inclusion of the dollar bill, which was superimposed after the photograph was taken, the minor seems “like a sex worker”.

How this claim makes any sense is beyond me. No one that sees Me Elden today would know that he was the baby and that it was his tickle-tackle on display. But I suppose the fact that his torso is covered with “Nevermind” tattoos could give it away.

Anyone else would be happy to say “I was the baby on the Nevermind album cover”. Mr Elden was happy to recreate the pose on other occasions. The image is obviously not pornographic.

Just another greedy cunt with dollar signs on his eyes.

Never mind the cunt.

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Nominated by – MMCM 

Afghan boy survives war, dies falling out of a window.

The sad death of an Afghan boy who fell from a hotel window has predictably got the usual suspects outraged.

”An urgent independent investigation must be carried out into the safety of accommodation provided to Afghan refugees, a group of MPs has said.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-58280360

Surely the fucking Ritz was available? A suite at least. Something they are accustomed to back home.

And you cant expect the parents to take any responsibility. It’s the government’s fault obviously. I mean, a budget hotel. With fucking windows. Shame.. It’s a good thing there are no homeless Brits in Sheffield who would have had to endure this disgraceful treatment.

Nominated by – Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

 

Jake Davison – Do White Lives Matter In Plymouth?

Sane fellow, give him access to a shotgun.

As we all know, some nutjob shot dead five innocent people in Plymouth a few days ago Typically MSM have already suggested the killer was some kind of deranged misogynistic incel terrorist!

Thing is though, all the victims were white (as was the killer). Will there be any knee bending at sports grounds I wonder? Will anyone dare utter “White Lives Matter as well?” in MSM

Had the killer shot 5 BAMEs then obviously MSM would have gone into “he was a racist” overdrive. But as it was he killed 5 white people, but rather the MSM suggest that all victims were white, they’ve gone down a woke rabbit hole and suggested he hated women and therefore he had a misogynist agenda (even though he killed 2 women, 2 men and a child)

Seems that in the great woke hierarchy of things:-

BLM comes first
White women second
White men probably 3rd, although if a snail or grasshopper had been shot, then white blokes would be 4th or 5th

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Nominated by – Technocunt

The more I read about this the more nobody learned from Dunblane. You allow a kid who’s spent years obsessing with guns access to a shotgun, who has massive pent up anger loose on the public. Where were the teachers/police (who GAVE HIM BACK THE SHOTGUN) and social workers. Beggar’s belief.

Sharia Law

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As part of our in-depth analysis of the situation in Afghanistan, we’re going to examine the implications of the imposition of Sharia law in that country. We’re joined, live from Kabul, by Abdul Abdul al-Abdul, Commander of the Faithful and the Taliban’s Chief of Religious Affairs, to assist our analysis”.

“May the putrid droppings of a diseased camel befoul your well, infidel”.

“I’m pleased to speak to you too. Now Commander, perhaps you could begin by briefly explaining what Sharia law actually is”.

“Indeed. Sharia is our legal system, the fundamental religious code which governs all areas of life, including all obligations, routines, and beliefs”.

“Now, could you give an example of how this works in practice? How would it be applied towards homosexuals, for instance?”.

“Bummy boys (snarling and gnashing of teeth) will be immediately dragged before the appropriate religious authority, where, be assured, their case will be treated with scrupulous fairness and impartialiality. Naturally they will be found guilty, promptly gagged and bound, and thrown from a high building. Other deviants, such as nancy boys who dress in girly clothes, and females who like to lick the unmentionable parts of other women, will be treatmented similarly”.

“Crikey. Are all trangressors to be treated as harshly?”.

“Goodness me no. Those found guilty of lesser offences, such as drinking alcohol, coveting a neighbour’s wife or donkey, or listening to the music of sissy boy Justin Bieber will receive mercy, and will merely have a hand severed”.

“That’s most considerate. Now let me come to an issue that’s vexing many people here in…”.

“Yes yes, I know what you will say. You are concerned about the treatment of women and girls. Let me assure that they will be treated with utmost respect under Sharia, as long as they accept their status as chattels of their husbands. It is their duty to stay indoors at all times unless accompanied by a male guardian, in which case they must don the burqa. Naturally they are not permitted to learn reading and writing, must speak only when spoken to, and submit themselves to the bodily urges of their husbands whenever called upon to do so”.

“I’m sure that women will rush to have the honour of becoming a jihadi bride”.

“But of course. It is the natural order of things. I am shortly to be enjoying my own nuptuals to a most alluring creature. The dowery was large; ten goats and sheep, and a Kalashnikov, but she is worth it. A little old at thirteen perhaps, but then I have always admired the more mature female. But enough of this. Alas I must now depart to oversee the burning of a cinema and the destruction of a children’s playpark. Farewell Kaffar, and may a rabid dog piss on your leg”.

“Erm, thank you for that most enlightening conversation. I’m sure that our followers will be reassured to learn that there will be justice and freedom for all in the ‘new’ Afghanistan. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by – Ron Knee