In recent weeks I have found my positive outlook on life slowly returning. I struggled to find a particular catalyst for my glass becoming half full again; the impending end of covid, a mild winter and the days getting longer, thinking of a week in the mediterranean sunshine drinking beer??? All good for the soul but just couldn’t pinpoint the main reason. Then I accidentally landed on a repeat of Mock the week when searching for an episode of Naked attraction and it suddenly hit me, I haven’t seen hide nor hair of Russell Howard for at least a year! Did a quick Isacunt search, not been nominated since 2016 so I assumed he must either be incarcerated or 6 feet under. Imagine my disgust when a Google search revealed that not only is he still alive, but he has a “Popular comedy podcast”! A lot of sick people clearly enjoy the masochism of watching Britain’s unfunniest boss eyed man spout leftie drivel on Youtube. Had to ring the GP as I was so upset, who prescribed strong anti-depressants and a course of intravenous opiates. I can no longer leave the house or turn the tv on so great is my Russellophobia, and I fear that writing this nomination will bring on the PTSD again.

So, to reiterate, RUSSELL HOWARD IS A CUNT!

Nominated by Themagiccunt

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AATt68z?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

A cunting for the despicable cunts who put rat poison in dog treats and place them in parks, we have seen this in Cardiff.
what kind of pieces of pig shit would stoop so low, there is a group i strongly suspect of this deed, they are the same goat fuckers who want to be accepted in the UK and treated as equels.
The problem we have is your average brit would walk across a thousand of these people to save a dog, in fact most would care about the dog more than said minority, soon to be majority group.
Fuck me these cunts certainly know how to win friends and influence people….

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Global warming advocates (and deniers). Yep, throwing them in together. We have the muppet cunts and puppet Greta banging on about environmentally friendly travel, electric cars, pollution and carbon footprints. Some of these same people use commercial airlines (and private planes) to get around, hypocrites. On the other side are the ‘climate change is a myth’ bozos who have no fucking idea what they’re even talking about at times, which just makes anti climate-change people look stupid. Both sides need to bog off as I’m sick of hearing about it. Instead of trying to slow (unlikely) or stop (impossible) climate change, perhaps we should be looking at ways to SURVIVE it, as its inevitable. Explore our options, make a decision, stop arguing about whether it will or wont happen and admit that washing our clothes at 30 degrees becoming a vegan and driving a hybrid car will make NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

Nominated by ElDiablo666

The Archbishop Interviews

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2022/archbishop-canterbury-radio-4

Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, is to interview six people on the subject of faith and morality for Radio 4. So far, so boring. But look who he’s got lined up first, none other that Lucifer himself, Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair. Interviewed on the subject of morality, for fucks sake! This is beyond parody.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt

Judy Murray. Yes, you are tennis star Andy Murray’s mum, good for you. But you aren’t famous in any way. So why do you have to appear on EVERY fucking tv show that you can possibly go on? It was bad enough to have Rylan, Scarlett Moffatt and bluddy Jamie Laing appearing on everything, but at least they can sort of be considered ‘stars’, though very loosely. But Judy, you aren’t famous, you aren’t a celebrity, and I’m bluddy sick of seeing you on TV!

Nominated by ElDiablo666