Last night I got involved in a rather heated discussion on a forum not too dissimilar to this one (Turncoat – NA). The subject matter in question was the justification for adults to have consenting sex with children way below the current legal age of 16.

There were two posters who were trying to suggest that the consenting age should be reduced to the age of 11 or 12. Their justification being that kids today are far more “mature” compared to kids of bygone generations. On top of that they suggested that in some countries around the world, the age of consent is around 12-14, or even 9 in the Maldives!

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They also said that since kids are now being taught the benefits of deciding their gender and being told at a very early age that they should “discover their bodies” with the help of their parents, teachers or people who are attracted to children (hence the term MAPs rather than resorting to the “offensive” term, Paedophiles)

Fortunately, the majority of posters, including myself, shouted these cunts down. And eventually the entire thread was removed by a moderator. But I suspect we haven’t heard the last of this shit – possibly the very last taboo that these cunts want to legalise.

This isn’t helped when you have twats like Nicola Sturgeon wanting to let kids as young as 5 or 6 to decide their own gender. The gradual watering down of keeping kids safe from the grubby, manipulating hands of sick adults becomes ever more intense as the days and weeks go by.

The sexualisation of young children is of even greater concern. It’s one thing for girls in their early teens dressing up and slapping on the make-up in order to look older. But now we have preteens doing the same thing, quite often with the consent of their parents.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Nominated by : Technocunt

Last night the wife and I sat down to watch ‘The Bridge at Remagen’, a film we hadn’t seen in years. For those of you who may be unfamiliar with this flick, let me say that it tells the story of the battle for control of the Ludendorff Bridge over the Rhine during the last days of WWII. It’s a cracking watch, with a great story, strong performances, terrific battle scenes, and… Robert ‘Man from Uncle’ Vaughn.

Now don’t get me wrong. Vaughn does a decent turn as the sympathetic, world weary German officer tasked with defending the bridge against the advancing Yank army. Trouble is, he can’t resist lapsing into a daft ‘ve haff vays’ parody of a German accent which is as distracting as it’s irritating, and worst of all, unnecessary.

Afterwards this got us thinking about just how many other ‘cod’ accents have threatened to de-rail an otherwise good film over the years. Take that perennial favourite, PoW drama ‘The Great Escape’. Jame’s Coburn’s ‘struth g’day cobber’ Aussie sounds as though he’s got a mouthful of marbles. Dire.

Anybody remember Josh Ackland’s woeful ‘Sith Iffriken’ in ‘Lethal Weapon 2’, or the grotesque Yiddisher/German gabble of Olivier in ‘The Jazz Singer’? And how about Nicholarse Cage’s excrable attempt to ‘speeka di eetalian’ in ‘Captain Corelli’s Mandolin’?

Attempts at ‘Oirish’ have produced some of the worst offences. Think of ‘Tiny Tim’ Cruise in ‘Home and Away’, and Tommy Lee Jones’s laughable attempts in ‘Blown Away’.

The list is long, but I’ll wind up by referring to what is widely regarded by fans and critics alike as the worst fake accent in cinema history. Step forward Dick van Dyke, whose ‘indoobitably Bairy Boppins’ cockney sets the standard by which all others must be measured. Indeed it’s so awful that van Dyke still feels the need to apologise for it donkey’s years later. Indeed, the one thing that Don Cheadle’s mockney accent in ‘Ocean’s 11’ has going for it is that it’s slightly better than Bert’s.

Okay, I’ll leave the last word on the subject to Cary Elwes in ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights’, who famously says ‘unlike some other Robins, I can speak with an English accent’. There’s a lesson there for film-makers, as this screen depiction of one of England’s greatest kings aptly illustrates…

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

(For shits and giggles, Day Admin – Top 10 Worst Movie Accents )

(Hancock and the missus  – Day Admin)

He was a hack reporter for British newspapers for years. Every subject under the sun he covered. He ended with being a reporter for the Economist. Then sudddnly he had a revelation.

Pure prejudice this.

He had a revelation studying ancient Egypt. And that newly discovered place in Turkey-.Göbekli Tepe. And then looked around and ‘cherry picked’ evidence from The Maya and those Easter Island heads and yes there was a World Civilisation who built all these monuments. They are all connected see.

Too much to go into.

Joe Rogan loves him.
I cant stand him. All of the histories of these different lands, all the particular cultures, all the proper academic research come to nothing for a speculative game. It seems to me.
Cant stand him.

Yes he’ll go nearly all the way down the ‘ancient aliens did it’ nonsense with Joe. Just seeing them together. Hancock will suggest some outlandish connection between say south American pyramids and ancient Egyptian ones. ‘Oh yeah’ says Joe. ‘They didn’t tell us that’ or ‘they kept that secret’.

A shallow woman say likes to buy bright shiny clothes, bags, jewellery…
Same with Joe. Hancock gives him a nice shiny bauble of ‘evidence’ and he loves it. He just takes it all without question.

I dont like because it diminishes what the Ancient Egyptians did. Or the ancient Babylonians for that matter. Mesopotamia. Ancient Crete. The Azteks or the Maya.

Also I think there is a touch of Racism in it. I am not sure how Hancock perceives the people of this lost world civilisation. But I am pretty sure he imagines them to have been bright shiny white.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Innes, the vile turd, smashed 25 yr old Bennylyn Burke’s head in repeatedly with a hammer, then stabbed her corpse with a samurai sword. The evil bastard later raped her 2 year old daughter, before murdering her and then buried them both under his kitchen floor. He had also raped and molested another young child.

After claiming diminished responsibility, then claiming it was ‘self defence’, he told police ; “I dug them a respectable grave, gave them a Christian burial and replaced the floor, that’s all I did.”

The 52 yr old shit has been jailed for 36 years – he’ll be 88 when and if he gets out. In the meantime, we pay to keep him housed, fed, watered with home comforts, medical and dental treatment into his old age.

If any bastard deserves a long drop from a short rope – it’s this evil puddle of shit.

Why do we care about the civil rights of scum who aren’t themselves civilised. Liberal do-gooders should hang their heads in shame. I despair….I really do..

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Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11713239/Strictly-bosses-want-celebrity-wheelchair-user-years-success.html

I’ve seen about half an hour of Strictly Come Dancing in its various incarnations over the years so if you haven’t seen it, and I wish I hadn’t, it is about dancing.

Wanting to replicate the show’s 2022 success of having a dwarf dance with a full size person, BBC Chiefs are looking to cast a celebrity wheelchair user to put in the show. Wheelchair dance experts predict ‘the disabled contestant may get out of their chair to perform on the ballroom floor.’ Nothing could go wrong with that at all, I’m sure.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.