Wales Online Link.

Well that’s Wales ground to a near halt cunting for the 20mph speed limit and that cunt Mark Drakeford.

Now we have 30mph signs everywhere, people driving at 20mph everywhere even on 40,50,60mph roads, cars driving around in 2nd gear with cold catalysts, all journeys taking longer and all in the name of less emmisions, who the fuck does the homework on these things.

We reckon the little clown that is Drakeford is Trying to turn Wales into the cycling capitol of the world, I shudder to think what this cunt is going to think up next….

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Steaming into second gear with another rant is…..Fuglyucker:

Mark Drakeford and his 20mph idea is a complete cunt.

Day 2 of the new 20 mph rule and its complete fucking carnage, 15 mph on main roads, backed up traffic as far as the eye can see, buses queuing, multiple cars jumping red lights. people doing 20 on 50mph roads.

It took 15 extra minutes to do 7 miles and when we finally got into work we had a waste oil truck waiting to collect our waste oil and he said he only managed to cover 2 thirds of his round yesterday.

Cars sat idling with cold catalysts, just using fuel and ironically not helping the environment one little bit..
So then Drakeford ya cock, whos fucking idea was this, who did the fucking research, how much has this cost and is going to cost to reverse, this dozy little Welsh hobbit has single highhandedly brought Wales to a near standstill and not for the first time.

The only thing he has motivated me to do is vote against him in the next election, i wasn’t going to bother, because i see one group of cunts as no better than the other, but i think Drakesfords 20 is the number of nails required to nail down the lid of this little turds coffin, once and for all, he has single handedly united Wales quicker that Owain Glydwr ever did.

Lets hope the pathetic little weasel is voted out ASAP and this unfunny 20 mph joke is scrapped……
Useless whinging cunt, fuck offf

Another helping of this Welsh twat with the IQ of a daffy from Dirty Harriet below.

A massive cunting for Mark Drakeford and his 20mph law, nobody would argue that this is a good idea outside schools, hospitals, parks, but apart from these areas once again no homework or research has been done for how this will impact many road users.

Lorry drivers who are on a Tacho, it will take longer to get deliveries done.
Haulage drivers with livestock, cattle, sheep, pigs etc will suffer.
Delivery drivers, DPD, Fed Ex etc won’t get an many deliveries done in a day.
Van drivers for motor factors & main Dealerships will take longer to deliver the parts to garages.
Learner drivers won’t get as much for their hour lesson.
Carers will take longer to get to their patients & won’t be able to get to as many in a day.
Midwives will take longer to get around.
Doctors on call will take longer to get to their patients.
Blood bank driver’s will they be exempt from the 20mph?
Organ carriers will they be exempt from the 20mph?
Vets will they be exempt from the 20mph when on emergency calls?
AA/RAC/Recovery trucks will take longer to get to breakdowns.
Meals on wheels will take longer to get around.
Bus rides will take longer to get to destinations.
Journey times to & from work for everyone will take longer.
But, Taxi drivers will be able to milk their customer’s.
Can’t think of anyone else
So Mark Drakeford you are an Uber cunt. Why do driver’s have to be targeted when pedestrians don’t know how to cross the road, simple, look right, look left & look right again & keep looking whilst crossing, without looking at your phone with headphones on, I learnt from Tufty (the squirrel) & I am still here
With a petition of 171,000 signatures so far hopefully this law will be abolished.

WARNING: It’s only allegations at this point, nothing proven so comment appropriately – NA.

I’m going to get this one in fast as the allegations are now flying that Russell might be a bit rapey.

Well, no shit Sherlock. Apart from most of his 2000+ conquests mostly being brasses, the unfunny, self righteous commie cunt of zero morals may (or may not) have overstepped the mark when little Russell was telling Russell’s top brain what to do

Telling the world that you’re a self proclaimed sex addict isn’t going to stand up in court either. So fuck you Russell.

Can’t wait for the lefty cunt to be torn to shreds by the same people who worship him as some kind of Messiah. Bwa ha ha haaa!

He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty smackhead.

Sly News Link. (Link ironically provided by Minge Juice Bottler)

Nominated by : Odin

Additional thoughtful commentary from Miles Plastic:

Fame

‘am gonna live forever, am gonna learn how to fly HIGH!’

I suppose (like we all did) Russell Brand dreamt of being famous when young.
Maybe a pop star or becoming a footballer or being a film star.
Well it all came true for Russell Brand.
He got what he wanted.
He was on the telly and the radio. Beautiful wife with Katy Perry.
His name up in lights

‘everybody remember my name’.
Yes Russell’s brand has taken a huge hit. His name.

Now everyone WILL remember his name but for the wrong reasons.

I blame Fame. Not all of course but this modern Fame where people become famous overnight, they haven’t done anything, just blinded by it all. And (if I was honest) I was given that opportunity when I was young sex and drugs I would have lost myself in it I know.

My instinct with him that he wouldn’t have been as reckless if he hadn’t found the Fame.

BBC News Link.

There are certain moments in time when great leaders meet and change the course of history. Think of Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin at Yalta; Carter, Begin and Sadat at Camp David; Nixon and Mao; Reagan and Gorbachev.

So let’s give a double Bond villain cunting to these two giants of geopolitics, great statesmen each. Taking a break from shirtless bear wrestling (with its curious homoerotic undertones apparently lost on the Russkies) and assassinating his opponents, we have Tsar Vladimir the Great inviting 15-year-old, 28-stone Bruce Bogtrotter tribute act, Fatty Boom Boom of North Korea.

Trouble is, old Vodka-breath has let off so many of his fireworks trying the impress the neighbours that he’s running short of them. So up pops Spongebob Squarehead who’s got his own well-stocked box of fireworks and seems happy to swap some. But what does he want in return? Oil? Gas? A job lot of Russian fur hats, specially made perfectly cuboid just for him?

Whatever, I trust they enjoyed the banquet and Vlad managed to desist from sprinkling Novichok on Fatty’s favourite chien fricassé. Sure beats the bamboo shoots and snake shit his compatriots’ enjoy.

Honestly, have there ever been two bigger cunts in the entire history of the world?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Freddie The Frog had this to say about the Korean porkmeister:

The only fat bastard in North Korea……because all the others are starving to death and live off rice and insects.
At least I used to think that but recently he’s been appearing in public with his 10/11 year old daughter ( nobody is quite sure how old she is ) Kim Ju-ae. She’s a right well fed chubby little cow as well.

She has a habit of squeezing his flabby cheeks and everyone goes…aaaaah, isn’t that cute. Then, off camera they tuck in to platefuls of McDonalds and KFC before torturing and murdering some skinny fucks who have been laughing at the fat fucking blobs. Get used to it, it’s coming here soon. You know it makes sense.

As usual I’m relying on my good friends to supply some photos of the corpulent pair. You could also supply one of his Mrs who’s a right horny bitch. Thanks.

NBC News Link. (Link provided by Cunt Admin)

Seriously, what the fuck? It’s known to be an aggressive breed – indeed, one of the most dangerous in the entirety of the UK – and let people in my little corner of Sheffield STILL let them roam off lead around children, the elderly and other vulnerable groups.

It would be one thing if it was a Labrador, but letting something which is effectively a Shitbull in all but name do that is extraordinarily irresponsible knowing the risks they pose. I know I have something of a reputation for not being a dog person but even so, that’s taking the piss.

Guardian

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.

Then added to by none other than….OpinionatedCunt:

I would like to cunt the XL Bully – and the cunts who own/breed/defend it.

I’m sure we’ve all seen that horrifying video by now, but even absent what happened in Birmingham these odious mutts have been responsible for more than half of UK dog attacks since 2021. In addition to this, they have also been responsible for 6 out of 10 deaths according to the last full year figures. For all the idiotic guff about them being a ‘gentle giant’ and a ‘family breed’, the stats speak for themselves. And that’s without going into the fact that they contain a large amount of DNA from the already banned American Pitbull Terrier, and have been known to turn even on professional dog walkers and trained handlers.

Much as some people like to pretend otherwise, there are times where, to a large extent, it IS the breed, and this is the case with the XL Bully. They have no place in a civilised society and are a grave threat to humans, other dogs and several other animals, and need to be banned immediately as a matter of priority with all existing specimens being subject to compulsory neutering and muzzling.

Spectator Link.

 
I need to nominate Patrick Harvie, co-leader of the Scottish Green Party.

There is a by-election (should be bi-election) in Rutherglen and Hamilton West after the previous former SNP and Independent candidate was sacked for breaking Covid restrictions 3 fucking years ago.

Patrick Harvie was heckled during an interview by BBC Scotland because he’s a cunt. The BBC have not mentioned the name of the heckler, or even got him in the picture. I hope it was the Chief returning officer of South Lanarkshire Council.

For a professional politician who has never had a proper job, who is pro-independence, anti-car and wants to cause people to freeze to death by banning gas boilers. The man is not angry because of his status, but because of his political views which he and his party are trying to dictate to the people of Scotland.

In the 2017 election for Glasgow North Patrick Harvie came 4th. He is only an MSP by virtue of being the co-leader of The Green Party in Scotland. That is wrong.

I managed to nab this one quickly as Reporting Scotland on BBC iPlayer expires after 24 hours.

Youtube

Nominated by Anton Pillar.