Graham Hancock – Historian

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He was a hack reporter for British newspapers for years. Every subject under the sun he covered. He ended with being a reporter for the Economist. Then sudddnly he had a revelation.

Pure prejudice this.

He had a revelation studying ancient Egypt. And that newly discovered place in Turkey-.Göbekli Tepe. And then looked around and ‘cherry picked’ evidence from The Maya and those Easter Island heads and yes there was a World Civilisation who built all these monuments. They are all connected see.

Too much to go into.

Joe Rogan loves him.
I cant stand him. All of the histories of these different lands, all the particular cultures, all the proper academic research come to nothing for a speculative game. It seems to me.
Cant stand him.

Yes he’ll go nearly all the way down the ‘ancient aliens did it’ nonsense with Joe. Just seeing them together. Hancock will suggest some outlandish connection between say south American pyramids and ancient Egyptian ones. ‘Oh yeah’ says Joe. ‘They didn’t tell us that’ or ‘they kept that secret’.

A shallow woman say likes to buy bright shiny clothes, bags, jewellery…
Same with Joe. Hancock gives him a nice shiny bauble of ‘evidence’ and he loves it. He just takes it all without question.

I dont like because it diminishes what the Ancient Egyptians did. Or the ancient Babylonians for that matter. Mesopotamia. Ancient Crete. The Azteks or the Maya.

Also I think there is a touch of Racism in it. I am not sure how Hancock perceives the people of this lost world civilisation. But I am pretty sure he imagines them to have been bright shiny white.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic

 

97 thoughts on “Graham Hancock – Historian”

  1. Dunno who this cunt is as I’ve never heard of him. He looks like a cunt from the nom picture (assuming he’s the white nerd looking fucker and not old Molly to his left)
    Either way he can go fuck himself the sad boring bastard.

  4. Never heard of the cunt. I presume he is a ‘Chariots of the Gods’ style nutter. Speculation used as fact to confirm further speculation. Plenty like him.

    • Two of his books are titled “Fingerprints of the Gods” and “Magicians of the Gods” so yes, he is of the von Däniken “Chariots…..” school of writers using tenuous links and plenty of “whatiffery” to justify nonsense though he’s not nearly as bad as the “Ancient Aliens” (reference Baron Bastard below) stuff presented by Billy Crystal lookalike Giorgio Tsoukalos.

  5. Not a fuckin clue.

    But if he’s racist like Miles says then I like him.

    Whitey built the pyramids.

    Some blokes from Doncaster built Macchu pichu,

    Sphinx? Modelled on a barmaid from Congleton.

    Three cheers for whitey!
    Hurrah!!
    He made the world as we know it.

    Ps
    I even miss Miles,
    He left with Fiddler ☹️

    • Yeah someone needs to write up some noms that they won’t be able to resist commenting on. A rant on foxhunting should do for Dick and maybe Jewish book burnings for Miles?

      • 😄
        Naw, not even your Terry Pratchett’s and JK Rowling can create characters that good!

      • Evening Miserable, all,

        Under the weather this last while.
        Hope everone ok.

        Mr Fiddler? Yes what a humongous loss.

        There is a humngous granite block above the King’s Chamber in the Great Pyramid weighing an estimated 80 tonnes. How could they do that? And the precision…

        All you can do is marvel.

        Back to his theory. This world Civilisation was lost because there was a huge meteorite that destroyed most of it. So what we see in now on the Giza plateau and at Machu pichu and the rest is the remnant of what was built by this lost world civilisation.

        No.

        Yes a meteorite destroyed it all. A bit convenient that.

        A meteorite destroyed the dinosaurs they say as well. But we know that can’t be true because its not in Genesis.

      • Delighted to see you back Miles even if you and I disagree on almost every subject. Stick around; we’ve missed you.

      • The introduction of the Grass button where you can inform on fellow cunters.

        He walked rather than pushed.

      • Grass button? I know I’m a faux kraut cunt, but fucking grass button? What the Fuck?
        I thought this was the last bastion of free speech in the whole wide world?
        Have we been infiltrated by the agents of Blair and Schwab?
        For Fucks Sake…………….

      • Yeah, and I’ve got a pretty good idea who. (Which may be wrong, of course).

        Fucking bedwetter.

      • Denada👍 I see the ‘Ticky Fairy’ is active! (Or possibly that many folk want to see Fiddler’s triumphant return!)

      • I wonder if your nom about recent events will see the light of day DCI? Didn’t Fiddler go AWOL a few years back and admin issued a missing style poster header at the top of the page?

      • I’d like to think so, LL, it was a popular Nom, that’s for sure, judging by the comments on it. (Despite not being supposed to comment on Noms!). I hope so, anyway.

        Fiddler, return to the fold…

  7. Graham meet David Icke, David meet Graham Hancock.

    Probably a mate of Piers Corbyn too.

    He sounds like he has been anal probed by the Martians once too many times.

  9. Interesting stuff.

    Probably best to not take it too seriously though.

    Hancock’s theories are probably more believable than the Bible or the Qur’an though which is food for thought.

    • “…probably more believable than the Bible or the Qur’an”

      Both of which have their origin in that psychopathic abrahamic relic the torah.

  11. Sometimes History has to be rewritten.

    Historians aren’t keen on that.

    But sometimes they got things wrong.

    Like Colombo discovering America.
    (Bowl of chili lieutenant?)

    When there’s Viking settlements found its inconvenient.

    They don’t like to admit that they were wrong.

    Maybe Graeme has found something that changes what we thought we knew?
    Maybe he’s full of shit.

    I’m not about to watch his show to see.

    I don’t really care.

    The pyramids should be used to house asylum seekers.

  14. I saw his TV series. It was quite interesting and there’s no “ancient aliens” bollocks.
    The Grauniad even accused him of being “dangerous” 😂
    He did start waffling on about climate change at one point, which was funny because he drives at least five different large 4x4s in every episode…

    • Trust the Grauniad to take this fruit cake seriously BB. As my mother would have said; “What the Guardian knows and tuppence wouldn’t buy you a fourpenny haircut.”

    • If this is an Erich von Däniken wannabe, tell him to fuck right off.
      There’s a good book called ‘The Space Gods Revealed’ written by Ronald Story. Puts these cunts in their place.

  16. Don’t worry Miles, in a hundred years time history will declare that everything, everywhere from whenever was invented by the blick.

    Ancient civilisations never existed, nothing worked until the time of African diaspora, so it shall be written 😂

    • Off topic –

      A activist for just stop oil, insulate Britain and extinction rebellion who went missing has been found dead.
      Xavier Gonzalez Trimmer had been arrested 16 times and was due in court next week.

      His fellow activist Giovanni (!) Lewis said he had a lovely smile.

      https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/feb/21/insulate-britain-activist-xavier-gonzalez-trimmer-found-dead

      Nice names!
      Never Darren or Sandra are they?
      Always double barrel surnames too

      I’ve sent a wreath on behalf of ISAC.

      You all owe me a fiver.

      • Sorry need proof of purchase, COTY don’t cut no mustard here.

        You could be using the money to hire a PI to find fiddler.

      • Hardboiled gumshoe Sam spades body found in Northumbrian field.

        Police suspect suicide despite shotgun shells found nearby.

        Oh,
        And it’s SIR COTY.😁

      • With a surname like that I would expect nothing less from lord fiddler..
        Oh and sorry sir COTY

      • Doing his bit for the planet, now that’s the sort of protest that gets you noticed 😂

        Richmond Park ffs, posh twat.

    • Shall be? They’re already trying it on. And whites needn’t worry, they won’t exist in a hundred years.

    • “If whitey loses this struggle, the world will also perish.
      This fate is inevitable.
      There is no necessity to take into consideration the basis upon which the white race will need to continue a most primitive existence.
      On the contrary, it will be better to destroy everything ourselves, because us whites will have proved to be the weaker and the future will belong solely to the stronger blick race.
      Besides, those whites who remain after the war will be the inferior ones, for the good ones will all have been killed.”
      (A. Hilter – addressing the Association of Minge Juice Bottlers at their annual dinner dance, February 2023)

    • As Mis implies these folks names tells you all about them. Pretty mean to rejoice at the demise of a twenty-two year old I suppose but I must admit when I heard that a former boss had botched his suicide and took half an hour to expire I cracked open a special bottle to celebrate.

  18. I must admit that I kind of like the guy. He’s got some interesting theories, such as the Egyptians used now lost technologies when constructing the pyramids.
    His theories are no more ludicrous than the idea that hundred ton blocks of stone were transported five hundred miles from a quarry by their thousands, then hauled into place by teams of labourers using ropes and wooden rollers. All with a precision that is astonishing.
    The problem for me is that we look for ourselves in ancient civilisations, when maybe they were a lot more savvy and sophisicated than we give them credit for.

  19. Anyway I reckon the great pyramid is made of Styrofoam..

    Valerie singleton did it on blue Peter

  20. The 2 million blocks the Egyptians moved and cut with astonishing accuracy and then assembled in 20 years does raise questions does it not Miles?

    Given the granite used in the kings chamber wasn’t going to be easily cut with bronze tooling.

    I have an open mind but I’m sure we will find out the Egyptians were trans and that will be an end to it.

  21. I would love to know what happened to this magic one world civilisation. Especially if it has a Klaus Schwab- like character at the helm. How did they get rid of him? Could we apply the same technique today?

  22. The irony of Miles cunting Graham Hancock and Joe Roan over a lack of evidence for their beliefs (although I don’t think Rogan just accepts what his guests say without question. I seems like a common accusation made by those who haven’t reallywatched/ listened to his podcast)

  23. I am not against the idea that the Ancients did have knowledge that have been lost to us in time.

    • I think they had a lot of cheap labour… Slaves .

      Want to create a monument to your recently deceased king?

      Pop into the next valley tooled up,
      See the neighbours

      ” Right you cunts, grab your hard hats.
      Your all in the construction industry.

      Never mind your crops!
      Get hold of this rope and stop whining.”

      • Open toed sandals on a construction site, that’s a automatic red card, mis. tut tut.

        Pharaoh enough if you didn’t know that.

      • The Jews were enslaved there
        before the Exodus as we all know.
        I wonder if they were forced to work on the pyramids?
        The time line fits imo.

      • There was no ropes. No rollers and no Israelites. It was built by Africans apparently.

  24. Sorry to go off topic but what a wonderful result in the football tonight in the Liverpool match

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