Reported today in the Daily Mail 21/08/2023 7am. A shooting, an armed attack injuring at least 4 people at the “Kabaddi Grounds” in Derbyshire. As competing Asian Enricher’s did battle. Reporting from the scene the Panjab Broadcasting Channel ( yes there is one ) stated that swords and firearms were used.

Police reinforcements ( most armed ) attended the scene. I understand that NO Camels or GOATS were injured in the melee.

My cunting is this. The photos shown in the Mail could have been taken anywhere in Pakistan. We have effectively allowed into our country a 3rd world army who have acquired sufficient numbers to change culture and society.

FFS Kabbadi Grounds, Panjab Broadcasting Service, Swords, Guns!!!

And meanwhile our Government sleeps.

Daily Fail Link. (Link provided by Jeezum Priest)

Mirror Link.
Express Link.
(Additional links provided by our Medieval Correspondent, Night Admin because the headlines are funnier – NA)

Nominated by : Trebecular

A cunting please for Sir(!) Jonathan Van-Tam who has been rewarded for giving away billions of pounds in public contracts to Moderna et al, and helping shape the whole Covids response shitshow, with a job at err Moderna.

Daily Sceptic Link.

He famously said that having taken the jab folks ‘shouldn’t behave with wild abandon and go off to bingo halls’ – as it became clear that the jabs did not stop you getting it and did not stop you spreading it (Covids)!

It is, of course, impossible to force our expectations of our public servants any lower. But this gravy guzzling scum floats effortlessly to the top.

Follow the science? No, follow the money…

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

It started a long time ago with ‘gay’. Yes, happy go lucky to mean homosexual. Fuck knows why.
Now we have a plethora of words misused, usually for ‘victim’ groups.

Pride – fuck knows what there is to be proud of from an accident of nature. Hardly an achievement.

Phobe and phobia.- Always meant fear to me but now is twisted to mean hatred. Naturally of the self styled victim groups.

Cancel. – what we used to do with milk, now means to persecute somefucker who expresses mainstream views. Depriving them of free speech and preferably depriving them of employment.

Gammon- I always thought was thick bacon but applies to a person having mainstream views.

We are also seeing ‘minor attracted’ for pee doh. No doubt they will have their pride events in the near future. And why ever not. Natural innit?

Then there are words that are beyond a dull cunt like me. – Cis, Terf, Non-binary and so on.
And of course ‘Woke’. Not even proper use of English but all part of the decay and decline of decency through the bastardisation of language.

https://www.tatler.com/article/bastardisation-english-language-misused
https://www.relevance.com/word-crimes-bastardization-of-language-writing/
(Links provided by our literary expert, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A cunting for the over-used phrase ‘Get a Grip’, it came up again yesterday after the Channel fiasco.

It seems that it’s our responsibility to get a grip on unsafe boats leaving French beaches, sometimes under escort from French naval vessels, perhaps the call should be for France to ‘get a grip’

It’s not just the channel, the NHS – get a grip, Inflation – get a grip, energy costs – get a grip.

One for Ron, Salma Hayek – get a grip

Apart from the last one I hate that fucking phrase!

Mirror Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it

Fabrizio Romano, football journalist and transfer ‘guru’, deserves a cunting.

God I hate this cunt so much. I hate his annoying catchphrase. I hate the way he shamelessly retweets his own tweets from a few hours ago to farm interactions. I hate the way he tries to appear ‘cool’ and pander to the 12 year old Football Twitter crowd.

Even his sentence structure bugs me. OK, he’s reliable most of the time but that doesn’t make him any less of a cunt.

People like David Ornstein are far more professional yet don’t receive anywhere near as much attention.

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt.