As I write it is 25th March 2024. The BBC Genome is an excellent idea – type in any date and select a radio or TV service, and you can see what was being broadcast on the day your son was born, or the day Auntie Florrie shat herself on a 253 bus – any day you like over the past 90 years or so.

A great idea ruined by wokery. For example, if you were listening to the Home Service on this day sixty years ago, at 9.05 a.m. you might have heard something that caused great offence. Click on the yellow bar if you dare:

bbc shit

This is not an isolated incident. There are similar warnings even a few years ago – Radio 2 for example often contained music from the Black **** Mills Band which triggers exactly the same warning. “Negro spirituals” is another naughty one, even if sung by Paul Robeson. I can’t imagine the sort of warning there would be for “Peter Mandelson’s Bum Fun Hour For Poofters”, which Tony Blair suggested to give his boyfriend a job when he had to sack him one Christmas.

Surely even the BBC can’t imagine there are snowflakes so fucking fragile they need to be protected in this heavy handed way. Are we men or mice?. Excuse me while I finish my cheese sandwich.

Nominated by W C Boggs.

(Anyone fancy shagging some artisan country cream gates? – Day Admin)

Over the years we have had all manner of weirdos cunted on IsAC with their perversions ranging from Nips in nappies to Tank Hafertepen (look up that one in the IsAC archives!) Now I give you Objectum-Sexuality, a sexual orientation defined as individuals who experience emotional, romantic and/or sexual feelings towards inanimate objects such as bridges or statues for example.

This being clown world there is of course advocates and organisations devoted to OS, feeding their narcissism and attention seeking personality disorders. One of the best known is Erika Eiffel who yes, you guessed it, fell in love and married the Eiffel Tower. Unfortunately they are no longer together after the busy bodies at the Eiffel Tower management became involved and they grew apart.

There is a happy ending to all this though, after briefly finding God with Christ the Redeemer, Erika is now with the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco who offers more support and structure in her life.

Erika meet padded cell. Padded cell, Erika……

You Tube

Nature

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Click bait! Gottcha!

This isn’t actually about provable voter fraud.

But let’s have a vote early, vote often and vote by mail Cunting for the City of Chicago anyway.

We’ve seen actual cases of voter fraud in corrupt places like Bridgeport, Connecticut and Atlantic City, New Jersey. But now let’s look at the Granddaddy of voter fraud…Chicago, Illinois.

On March 19 a primary election was held in the state of Illinois. One of the races to be decided was the Cook County State’s Attorney race. The State’s Attorney is the chief prosecutor or law enforcement officer in the county. Chicago is just one of the municipalities that make up Cook County.

The official results race between 2 Democratic hacks was announced and a little more than 2000 votes decided the winner. However, neither candidate declared victory nor conceded defeat.

Why? Because this is Chicago where it is said that Al Capone coined the phrase, “Vote Early and vote often.” and in the post Covid era Democrats have added, vote by mail.

One week after the election, the Chicago Board of Elections announced that in its haste to inform the public, they left out 10,000 votes that arrived by mail on Election day. Hey, no big deal…things happen.

Obviously in a race as close as 2000 votes an additional 10,000 will be critical in deciding who wins.

Or will it?

The Chicago Board of Elections in its statement wanted to make sure the public understood that aside from these ballots “…there will be additional results coming in, both large and small through the next week.”

Nothing to see here. No voter fraud. It’s just the Democratic process playing out.

So remember citizens, do your civic duty. Vote Early, vote often and vote by mail.
When the people who count the ballots decide who the next State’s Attorney will be, they’ll let you know.

Newsmax

Nominated by: General Cuntster

TW is currently almost £20bn in debt and is one of the worst water supplier companies in the country. As a consequence the company is close to going into liquidation and its investors refuse to bail it out with an injection of £500m.

Instead TW has demanded domestic water bills should be increased by almost 40% and that fines for massive sewage spills should be radically reduced, while also insisting that dividends should be continually paid to its investors and stockholders!

The watchdog, OFWAT, monitors the performance of all UK water suppliers, but has refused to backdown on the TW demands of raising water bills by 40% (from an average of £436 to £609).

If this stand-off persists there is every chance the company will be renationalised to the tune of £5bn being paid out to owners and investors of the company, courtesy of the Taxpayer.

In other words, the investors of TW want it both ways – either raise domestic bills or let the Taxpayer foot the sell-off while they themselves cream even more money from the debt pile before walking away from the disaster they started!

And an extra cunting for OFWAT, who should have seen this coming right from the very moment these investors took over TW and created a debt pile they knew they couldn’t make good.

As always, its the taxpayer or the local consumer who will face the big bill, while private equity companies grab the dividends, fuck off and nothing is said!

Telegraph

Nominated by: Technocunt

Here’s a nom I really need Techno to wade in, with insights. (Check out his nom -Day Admin Digital Voice )

Right, by next year the old style landline network is going to be switched off, in favour of voice over Internet protocol ( VOIP).

OK, but what about telemetry?

What’s that? It’s security alarms, personal alarms for vulnerable people, home dialysis equipment that uses telemetry to adjust delivery, and multiple other uses.

Apparently, some devices will still work, as long as they have power.
Praying for there not to be a power cut, but buying a power pack, genny anyway.

Log cabin in the woods, anyone?

Age UK

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest