As I write it is 25th March 2024. The BBC Genome is an excellent idea – type in any date and select a radio or TV service, and you can see what was being broadcast on the day your son was born, or the day Auntie Florrie shat herself on a 253 bus – any day you like over the past 90 years or so.
A great idea ruined by wokery. For example, if you were listening to the Home Service on this day sixty years ago, at 9.05 a.m. you might have heard something that caused great offence. Click on the yellow bar if you dare:
This is not an isolated incident. There are similar warnings even a few years ago – Radio 2 for example often contained music from the Black **** Mills Band which triggers exactly the same warning. “Negro spirituals” is another naughty one, even if sung by Paul Robeson. I can’t imagine the sort of warning there would be for “Peter Mandelson’s Bum Fun Hour For Poofters”, which Tony Blair suggested to give his boyfriend a job when he had to sack him one Christmas.
Surely even the BBC can’t imagine there are snowflakes so fucking fragile they need to be protected in this heavy handed way. Are we men or mice?. Excuse me while I finish my cheese sandwich.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
I simply don’t get it.
Why would anyone be offended by the word ‘caravanning’?
Morning all
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Does anybody know what Uncle Mac got up to ?
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When I was a kid I always felt a bit uneasy listening to ‘Uncle Mac’, but I never really understood why. It was just a bit creepy.
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There were rumours that he and Lionel Gamlin, another Home Service Childrens Radio favourite were just a little too interested in boys. But this was the 1950s.
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Run,run away from anything the paķi cocksuckers at BBCistan promote..
If they get a grip of ye then faggøtry and far left ideology (and likely the AIDS)will have you in an iron grip.
Rampant homosexuál nun’s piss Cunts.
Oven.
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There was fuck all I’d have been interested in on the day I was born. So no change there then.
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I opened the yellow bar and was terribly disappointed not to be offended, I will write to the BBC and demand to be offended when they tell me I could be!
The cunts are just covering their arses because you can be sure some cunt would complain that they weren’t warned and are now having mental health issues.
There has to be a a Fuck Off clause written into much of our legislation/life
‘I have been offended’ Fuck Off!
‘I want to appeal against my deportation order’ Fuck Off
The Fuck Off clause would cure the vast majority of the shit we have to endure.
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Who’s not going to the touch the yellow bar ?
The Swedish film I Am Curious (Yellow) 1967 came to mind. There’s plenty of sex in that.
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A family treat …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJqqoWqD3jQ
Great days.
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That is the rehearsal for Dame Kweer’s victory party this year. Brazil, of course sang by Peter Mandelson.
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Great family entertainment
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I’m offended that it wasn’t the white & black minstrels 👀…..
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On this day in 1980 Jimmy Savile raped a 12 year old at the Top of The Pops recording.
While BBC management said ‘oh he’s a card is Jimmy’.
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Cuntbubble@
I was messing with that thing above and it had a Saturday night posting for Jimll fix it.
Complete with the original Radio Times entry.
“Will you be one of the lucky ones?”
😯😯😯
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I’m not sure what this is about WC.
I didn’t look what was on the radio as I couldn’t care less but looked at what was on BBC 1. When I was a kid.
Marvelous!!
Truly spectacular.
Well done BBC, bravo👋
Thanks for all these years of wonderful entertainment and quality viewing.
I think you undersell yourself and should put up the licence fee.
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Hi Mis,
I think the bbc want to have the license to offend more than anything. There’s plenty of stuff in sight and sound to contradict themselves, it’s knowing where to find it. I tend to get the pleasure of never paying the license fee each time I use the service.
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Hi Sammy, I’m still messing with that thing.
Some mothers do av em
Animal magic
Hong Kong phooey
Dukes of Hazzard
Clangers
Go with Noakes
License?
We pay double.
In case a black single mother can’t afford it.
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Remember they were here first. I was fully grown by the time Idiot tv decided to come along and fuck it all up.
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I thought the official organ of the BBC was Gary Lineker?
I’m offended that the beeb hasn’t been defunded.. then six months later gone into liquidation..
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The ‘official organ’ bit makes me laugh.
Makes it sound like Stalin era ‘People’s Radio’ or something.
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I get the sentiment Baz, trouble is when they go broke they’ll be flogged off to a commercial broadcaster. Then it’ll be pretty much the same shite broken up by interminable adverts stuffed with sooties and half castes. As they say, be careful what you wish for.
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At least you wont have to pay just for watching tv, not that I even own a TV with aerial.
Got t’internet.
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This is the same BBC that depicts rape, murder, violence, early teenage pregnancy, same sex relationships, transsexualism, vehemently anti male behaviour, adultery, alcoholism, drug use, cancer and fuck knows what else on Eastenders at 7.30 in the evening.
All in the name of entertainment.
And no one is offended by that?
Yet a broadcast from a completely different time and place, decades before potential complainants were born, is considered risky?
Fuck me!
Mind you, what else do you expect from a corporation who’s top news story’s for weeks involves Gaza, Israel bashing, truth bending/hiding and countless other items that are nowhere near the forefront of the average uk citizens minds.
Happy Eid everyone!
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According to Google, the word dyke is
⚠️ OFFENSIVE (their warning sign, their caps) .. but according to Wikipedia, it’s been ‘reclaimed’ and the rug munchers love it, now ; – 7,247 of whom even petitioned for it’s reinstatement when faecesbook banned it in 2017, it says.
So which the fuck is it, big tech? Make your minds up. Or do a bit of lezza-liaision at the very least before painting everyone with the same butch. I mean brush.
And on a personal note, I can now add “Bull-dykes” to ‘slope’ (a la Clarkson) in a list of conversational phrases I wasn’t aware of being offensive until holier-than-thou’s decided to highlight them with bandwagon outrage.
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One’s humblest apologies to any person(s) offended by the post above – have just been told that a fair percentage of clam jousters aren’t too fond of ‘lezza’ these days, either.
Y’ can’t win.
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” not about the night the dyke burst”
A lesbian Mrs Creosote perhaps…😂
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How dare you suggest my Aunty Florrie shat herself on a 253 bus!
It was a 586 bus thank you very much.
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What about ” Muffin the Mule” surely that’s offensive or is beastiality a protected designation now, I’m sure if you scan the old programme titles and your of the modern sensitive faggoty persuasion you will find something to “trigger you ” I believe that is the phrase that the terminally fucking stupid soft cunts use.
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In 1974(!) I worked for a while at the DHSS in Jesmond. One day in an office a man nearby made the wisecrack; “Is Muffin the Mule illegal?”
It went completely over the head of a young woman nearby who with a puzzled expression said; “I don’t think so. It’s on the telly.”
On the same site a little group of us engineers were waiting for the lift. When the lift arrived and the doors opened the guy with his back to the lift didn’t turn round , he just stepped backwards into the lift. The lift had stopped a foot down for some reason and as he fell backwards he screamed in terror and threw himself across the floor in an attempt to grab something to save himself from falling to his death. The rest of us of course were full of sympathy and laughed until we almost pissed ourselves.
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What a pathetic spunking of licence payers cash – total joke.
Not as funny as this. Dr. Larry Lips got a fuck a whore in exchange for Botox – when I first read the article I thought perhaps Katie Price whipped her knickers off thinking the Dr. was Harvey’s dad (well they do all look the same don’t they).
However, this is not the case:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-68779783
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Back in the 90s Dwight Yorke was a neighbour of ours Cuntus. Seemed to be a very polite and reasonable guy. Don’t know for whom he played or how good he was.
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I am sure he was – I suspect the problem was her, not him.
She bangs on about how DY never showed any interest in Ape boy but I suspect DY steered clear knowing Price is a dirty cash slut.
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tits oot for bor-tox, like.
They say women in Newcastle are high class.
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Checked what was on BBC as my mother was pushing me out back in ’81.
Panorama; Is Thatcher a Cunt?
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