Simon Amstell

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Crap camp cunt comedian Simon Anstel is well overdue for a cunting. Currently stinking out Grandma’s House this is another no talent comedian who thinks he can act. Jewish, gay and with a face like a horse’s dick, still the man has no ability or material to make us laugh.

I hate the permed cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

David Gauke

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May I be so bold as to nominate David Gauke M.P. as one of the biggest cunts of modern times?

I never thought I’d say this, but I believe he may even out-cunt Chris Huhne – such is his depth of cuntitude.

If ever a candidate for the lamp-post/piano-wire treatment were more deserving I don’t know of it. The utter, utter cunt.

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Nominated by : Caractacus

Clare Balding

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Clare Fucking Balding, Writer (Of pretentious Shite) Presenter (Of any fucking rubbish that pays) Broadcaster (Now at the Fucking Olympics, Dear God, drolling on about fucking aquatic sporty shite ) and Shergar lookalike with disturbingly creepy lizard type eyes is a proper Grade A Cunt.

This talentless barge arsed Ditchpig of a woman should have stayed on the racing programmes talking about the horses she so closely resembles. Bad enough her cuntyness infected Wimbledon but she even managed to be the worst fucking presenter of a clutch of fuckwitted Cretins who destroyed the Queens Diamond Jubilee pageant.
A Bastard FuglyCunt who needs to be locked away in a dark soundproof cell, forever.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Granddad

Chris Grayling

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Chris Grayling – the most decietful, lying, mean, poor hating Tory cunt that wants to abolish benefits and bring back the workhouse. This man needs a good cunting!

He is Iain Duncan Smith’s vile lacky and has aspirations to be Adolf Hitler!

Nominated by : I Hate Tory Tossers