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Alan Titchmarsh

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Alan Titchmarsh is a daft, old, granny heart-stealing, flower obsessed short-arsed little soft-spoken green fingered twat who has shat all over television for too long.

How he has avoided a cunting I’ll never know. Cunt.

Nominated by : Cunt Discoverer

James Lovelock

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Did I say it was going to get catastrophically warmer? Ooops! And now you have demonised CO2 , have built all those windmills and shut down all those coal plants , buggered food production with biodiesel and ethanol and generally gone a long way towards completely fucking your economy and energy policy and increased energy bills for everyone?

Deary Me! Sorry about that! It turns out I did not have a fucking clue what I was talking about!

Still, I am a lovely old man, aren’t I?

No, James Lovelock, you are fucking mad old gimmer of a cunt.

Nominated by : Jack

Simon Amstell

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Crap camp cunt comedian Simon Anstel is well overdue for a cunting. Currently stinking out Grandma’s House this is another no talent comedian who thinks he can act. Jewish, gay and with a face like a horse’s dick, still the man has no ability or material to make us laugh.

I hate the permed cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

David Gauke

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May I be so bold as to nominate David Gauke M.P. as one of the biggest cunts of modern times?

I never thought I’d say this, but I believe he may even out-cunt Chris Huhne – such is his depth of cuntitude.

If ever a candidate for the lamp-post/piano-wire treatment were more deserving I don’t know of it. The utter, utter cunt.

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Nominated by : Caractacus