One Direction
And every cunt that loves them.
Please, every single one of you now simply fuck off.
And never come back.
Take that cunt Cowell with you.
Nominated by: King Cunt
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Caroline Lucas [2]
Caroline Lucas deliberately went to Balcombe to get herself arrested. “I have tried to use the democratic processes…the government isn’t listening”.
You’re an MP, you stupid cunt. So you’re condemning the very process that put you in Westminster in the first place. You only like democracy when the majority do what you tell them, then?
Perhaps you’d be more at home in Cairo.
Nominated by: Cuadrillafrackter
Michaella McCollum & Melissa Reid
Michaella McCollum & Melissa Reid are a couple of dozy, piss taking cunts.
Caught red handed smuggling Coke through Lima airport they have the gall to plead not guilty. Who do they they they are – fucking O.J.?
Nominated by: Elliot Ness
Jesus Christ
I would like to nominate the baby Jesus. Okay, had a tough start in life. Born in a stable, but at least the cunt got some gold. Thirty years later the ‘exalted one’ is working as a fucking tekton. What happened to all the fucking gelt?
And what the fuck happened to Joesph? I bet the cunt fucked off with the fucking money. Cunting Yid – should have been nailed to a piece of wood.
Has anyone noticed that baby Jesus looks a bit like Prince George? God bless you Maaaaaaam.
Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon
BBC News Channel
Temperature rises, blood boiling, rest mist rising avoiding fucking BBC johnnies tossing on 24/7 about when the new Royal parasite will deliver its first fart on an adoring nation. 100s of these slap head rear entry merchants on vast pay, perks and pensions on a simple shagging story!
Back to the beating heart of the already dated news facility with grungy news persons meandering up a staircase in the background. Now to the fake banter presenters. Wankers cannot read from an autocue without speeding up or slowing down. Learn how to sight read cunts! So there’s been a major nuclear disaster in China but who the fuck is that metrosexual cunt on the stairs?
Now a self congratulatory advertisement featuring our vastly expensive presenters with Mathew Amroliwala in very gay gloves.
We go to our slaphead camp cunt special give you the arsehole correspondent playing pocket billiards in a crap shopping centre in Salford – Salford? Where the fuck is that?
CUNTS 24/7 (at vast expense to johnny public)
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke