Clare Balding

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Clare Fucking Balding, Writer (Of pretentious Shite) Presenter (Of any fucking rubbish that pays) Broadcaster (Now at the Fucking Olympics, Dear God, drolling on about fucking aquatic sporty shite ) and Shergar lookalike with disturbingly creepy lizard type eyes is a proper Grade A Cunt.

This talentless barge arsed Ditchpig of a woman should have stayed on the racing programmes talking about the horses she so closely resembles. Bad enough her cuntyness infected Wimbledon but she even managed to be the worst fucking presenter of a clutch of fuckwitted Cretins who destroyed the Queens Diamond Jubilee pageant.
A Bastard FuglyCunt who needs to be locked away in a dark soundproof cell, forever.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Granddad

Chris Grayling

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Chris Grayling – the most decietful, lying, mean, poor hating Tory cunt that wants to abolish benefits and bring back the workhouse. This man needs a good cunting!

He is Iain Duncan Smith’s vile lacky and has aspirations to be Adolf Hitler!

Nominated by : I Hate Tory Tossers

BowieWonderWorld

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I would like to nominate the website BOWIEWONDERWORLD for being a cunt en masse.Whether or not one thinks Bowie himself is a cunt is irrelevant: just read the message board of Bowiewonderworld and despair of all the fuckwitted cuntery on display on a daily basis. Cunts posting youtube links of entire (non-Bowie) albums, cunts posting links to news items in the Daily Mail, fat cunts, thin cunts, mentally ill cunts who have half a dozen different log-in IDs so that they can have long conversations with themselves!

Added to which, if you ever try to parody the site, the owner Paul Kunter tries to get your parody removed with accusations of bullying or copyright breach, the whining, ginger, midget cunting cunt.

However I know THIS site will resist all his snivelling threats and therefore I say, loud and proud, BOWIE-CUNTING-WONDERWORLD AND ALL THE MORONIC CUNTS WHO POST THERE ARE THE BIGGEST CUNTING CUNTS ON THE CUNTING PLANET!

Nominated by : Zainez

Julian Assange

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That creepy looking cunt julian assange!

The public shy little cunt is looking for a kicking. Not only is that cunt making our and everyone else’s government look somewhat cuntish (like they’re not?), this grey haired dirty cunt is shagging anything with a fucking pulse.

And now the cunt has found Equador. They’ll soon horse that creepy cunt out the door once he starts to fuck the embassy staff. A cunt of cunts truly deserving of the title Lord Cunt.

Nominated by : Anonymous

Keith Lemon

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Leigh Francis aka Keith Lemon aka Bo Selecta aka Cuntycuntcunt. The most unfunny pretend entertainer I have ever had the misfortune to change channels for.

Enjoys a succesful career being shit & unfunny. Entertains the gullible & unwashed.

Davina McColl (another cunt) kick started his cunty career.

Nominated by : KajaCunt