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Sunderland

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Sunderland……or Cunterland.

A proper fucking shithole inhabited by sub human inbred mutants; main attractors include the Stadium of Shite, home to delusional fuckwitts and assorted wankers masquerading as Footballers and a Town center which resembles a post nuclear holocaust world complete with Neanderthal type Cunts wandering aimlessly around mumbling incoherently.

The arsehole of the fucking universe in dire need of immediate destruction.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Granddad

Martin Roberts

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Martin Roberts, the champion cunt who presents Homes Under The Hammer on BBC1.

Everything about this cunt screams cuntitude through the TV screen: yes I hate his constant cuntish puns, his cuntish blazers with low buttons to try to make the fat cunt look thinner, but most of all I despise the cunt’s hair which looks like its been fluffed up with a fucking egg whisk to cover up the fact he’s clearly going bald.

If ever the Professor of Cuntery chair at Cambridge becomes vacant, this smug fat cunt would be a fucking shoe-in. Also he looks like he’s related to another prize cunt: David Van Day out of Dollar.

Nominated by : Yootha Joyce

Bruce Forsythe [3]

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Bruce Forsythe……just do us all a favour and fuck the cunt off our screens of a Saturday night, you dilapidated old cunt (I don’t even watch Strictly Come Dancing…..but its like its a constant presence isn’t it….like a buzzing fly, or genital herpes?)

Nice to see you! To see you nice! Why don’t you stick your chin up your arse and see if it fits? You Cunt! I’ve nicked that from Scarface obviously

Nice syrup, too!

Nominated by : King Binge