Saw him at Aldis once. He was buying cheap beans, you know the ones that come from Estonia and are cheaper than the carrier bags.
At times like this I ask: What would Cato the younger have done? Probably open a vein and have a hot bath. Good man that Cato the younger.
Nominated by : Lard Porsenna of Clusium
Got a maturing population? Flood the U.K. with tsunamis of young Poles and thieving Romanian Bulgarian & Slav sewage and pay them benefits to fuck each other. Then load benefits on their brats. Sheer fucking genius.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
Malice in Wonderland
A pair of touchy-feely metrocunts who first met triple dipping behind the bike sheds of Oxford. Two priviliged ponces who have been touching and feeling each other ever since. Have gone blind screwing themselves, our country and our economy into the ground. Cannot see beyond their own piggy little snouts in the trough and their old school chums the wanker bankers.
There is no alternative. There is no plan B. But they have a plan C. The Cunt plan.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
Have hated the pink faced shiny arsed northern cunt with verbal diarrhoa ever since his first appearance. “It’s A Knockout” was cringe cunting cobblers and the cunt got paid for doing it.
His mistake was to come up with and star in a version for the underfives. “It’s A Cockout”.
Nominiated by : Sir Limply Stoke
Nominated by : Dioclese