Wake up, turn on the news and this harsh voiced cunt is almost always blaring out. She has a head like Gordon McQueen.
Battle axe.
Nominated by: Danb
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Sense
I really have a problem with the deafblind charity that was advertising on TV at Christmas. They want money to teach deafblind people how to sign to communicate.
a) how the fuck are they going to do that?
b) the advert just shows just children. Is that to tug at our heart strings, or aren’t they going to help adults?
c) how much of the money are they going to spend on more TV adverts, after all, it is quite a niche charity, and can’t be that well funded in the first place, yet they still seem to be able to afford the adverts
Nominated by: The oncoming Fart
Dido
“I’m Dido. Sniff my armpit…”
Where to start…. She epitomizes the worst aspects of smug cuntiferousness, whilst bleating interminably on about God alone knows what, in a soapy, pubefest of scandalous drivel. Bracket the bitch with the previously cunted Blunt-Cunt and you have the win double of fuckers spouting nonsense twatitudes.
Surely a great reason to get up a mob and put them to the fire.
Nominated by: like minded cuntophile
Apparently, she writes songs to express herself not to make money or to bore the arse off of us
Nominated by: Simon Cowell’s cat
Fat bastards
Professor Dickhead, Head of the School of Health and Human Performance at some Canadian University says: “Obesity is an insidious disease, you become desensitised to it and that’s exactly what’s happening in Canada – people are becoming desensitised to seeing obese children.”
And that’s why there’s so many fat cunts. Wankers like that saying obesity is a disease. What a load of fucking horse shite.
Cancer is a disease.
Malaria is a disease.
The bubonic plague is a disease.
Obesity is NOT a disease!
Lazy cunts sitting around eating more food every day than your average African child eats in a lifetime is not a disease. It’s greed. It’s gluttony.
* * * * IT . IS . NOT . A . DISEASE * * * *
“Oh, I can’t help the fact I just ate a family-sized bucket of KFC. I have a disease.”
No you don’t. You’re just a cunt who likes eating too much.
And the children? Insatiable little piggies who will develop heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes before they reach puberty and will take up hospital beds because they couldn’t fucking eat properly. Think how much money these feckers are costing the health care system.
I dated a chubby once, had to douse the cunt in talcum and look for the wet spot to have sex with her. I heard she carked it munching on a haunch of beef a few years back. Pity, she sure could cook.
Nominated by: Sterculian Rhetoric
England’s Cricket Team
What a fucking disgrace the England cricket team are. Overpaid useless bunch of cunts! They are like spoilt kids. Sack the fucking lot of them and develop a team that actually wants to play for their country.
Useless bunch of cunts!
Nominated by: Jeremy Clarkson