Dan Thomas

 


is a cunt.

This bellend thought it would be a good idea to get an England Euro 2024 tattoo. OK so far you would have thought, but then went one step further and in an act of supreme confidence/optimism/stupidity decided to add ‘Winners’ to it before the game.

Having started to read the article, before even seeing a photo of this wanker, I had already conjured up an image of what a modern 29 year old ‘data consultant’ football fan would look like, I was proved correct. Loads of tattoos already- check, beard- check, stupid sunglasses- check, looks like a cunt- check.

It really isn’t difficult to know why England football fans have a reputation for being thick knuckleheads?

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

Jordan Pickford


I’d like to nominate Jordan Pickford.

How on earth did we (England) get as far as we did in the tournament with Mr. Tourettes inbetween the sticks? He needs to calm down and play out from the back, that needs to come from the manager. If he can’t do that then he needs to be replaced.

Look at the best goalkeepers in the EPL and then compare them to Pickford, the man is a fucking liabilty.

A deserved victory for Spain, England were a match for them player for player, unfortunately they had the right philosophy and we are still stuck in an era of a goalie that just wants to ‘get rid of it’…

Nominated by : Alex

Clive Lewis M.P.


Its been barely a week at the time of writing since Keir Starmer and his band of poofs, demented wimminz, fake commies and misfits kicked out the Tories at the General Election but already the shitshow has started early with MP for Norwich South, Clive Lewis.

When the new parliament met on July 9th all MP’s and lords are required to take part in the swearing in ceremony and take an oath of allegiance to the Crown. However Clive Lewis decided to make it all about him with an anti-monarchy protest.
“I take this oath under protest and in the hope that one day my fellow citizens will democratically decide to live in a republic” said Lewis when it was his turn.

Look, I know people have strong views on the monarchy but there is a time and a place. Its the lack of respect and militancy that is so typical of these twats. This was his fourth term in office so the cunt had gone through the ceremony three times before. He was also in the Army Reserve serving a tour in Afghanistan so would have taken an oath to her then Maj. By not taking the oath MP’s cannot ask questions, vote or be paid a wage. I wonder which one motivated him to take it?

Even Granny Rayner put on her best ‘am I bovvered’ face and stubbed out her fag to take the oath although Magic Grandpa was caught off off-mike calling it ‘nonsense’. Its interesting that he hopes fellow citizens democratically decide to one day live in a republic but this didn’t extend to Brexit voters and their democratic will to be free of the EU, consistently calling for a peoples vote and a second referendum.

More than happy to take the knee for a dead drug addict and foreign criminal though Clive?

Wanker.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

Princess of Wales


Please, fellow cunters join me in admiration.

”Princess of Wales to attend Wimbledon men’s final”

Unlike the million or so other women with cancer this selfless example has been able to put it behind her and attend Wimbledon. In a special seat. Attended by an army of lackies. Surrounded by window lickers who are there to be seen.
What an example to us all.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Shabana mahmood

Our new justice Secretary..
Not that we have had any real justice in this country for as long as i can remember..

This genius has a ground breaking plan to stop the total breakdown of law and order by letting everyone out of prison..

Now why didn’t anyone think of that before.

Apparently the best way to stop people looting,smashing windows and setting neighbourhoods on fire… is to let the criminals out that have probably been incarcerated for the crimes above..

Still fuck public safety shabba ranks, I imagine your be safe enough..

I honestly don’t know if the Labour Party are gaslighting us or are that incompetent..

We should have the answer by Christmas..

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.