Now It’s personal.
Along with most road users I have never been enamoured by the antics of BMW drivers.
They don’t indicate their intentions, they drive on your bumper and overtake aggressively and often dangerously. They lurk behind you with their shark-teeth radiator fins like predators. As a Jaguar driver I also thought they had an inferiority complex(!)
However, up until recently I managed to avoid any conflict with them. I just thought they were show off twats.
But…one day last week I pulled safely out of my lane and a speeding BMW then followed me out of the village on my tail up to the junction with the main road where not unreasonably I stopped. Good job I did as traffic was passing. The BMW then whacked into the back of me. He wasn’t doing a great speed but left it too late to brake and when he got out of his car he announced it was down to his wife as she has just rung him!
We inspected the damage of which there appeared to be none to mine but the valence on his BMW was broken. He couldn’t wait to get away but I insisted on exchanging details. He tried to get my agreement that my car wasn’t damaged but I said I would need to check properly later. He then sped off with me making sure he was in front this time. I didn’t want the git behind me again.
To be honest I might have let it go after bollocking him on his driving manners. But a week or so later I realised the rear parking sensors were no longer working which was obviously the result of the bump.
Now insurance claims are a hassle even if you are not at fault. So I rang the guy to discuss the options. The polite, apologetic young man had obviously disappeared. Now he was rude, arrogant and aggressive (just like his driving behaviour). It was all my fault as I’d braked too sharply. I’d agreed to take no action (I had not). His wife on the phone was a witness. Now all this is total bollocks of course and his appalling attitude put an end to any negotiation. He’d already had his car repaired at his own expense and he will have to explain that to his insurers.
I rang off, sent him a text telling him what I thought of him without threats or swearing. Blocked him. Then I submitted my claim against him.
I do hope this will hurt him financially at least. But the experience confirmed my beliefs about BMW drivers and let’s be honest Audis as well. I don’t like vast generalisations and I’ve no doubt there are many exceptions to the rule including a close friend of mine who has a beamer and is a gentleman of the road.
Yet the facts don’t lie.
Nominated by Lord Helpus.
A s a Merc driver I can say for sure Audi drivers are by far the worst and Fiat 500,s driven by ditsy bints
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Ha ha I agree Audis and tarts in Fiat 500s, as a rule if its being driven or parked badly its one or other….
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Ditto, as a driver of a Mercedes, I always try and be a good driver and give people time and space, you can guarantee its always a BMW that decides it can cross 3 lanes of a Motorway when joining on a slip road, 4/5 on M25, all in one move without indicating quite often, utterly stupid and arrogant all in one.
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I own a TT and a 595 …
Does that make me twice the cunt?
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There’s loads BMWs around than there used to be. Black Man’s Willies are everywhere.
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