Nominated by: Fred West
I`d also like to nominate all the cunts in my university and across the country who look up to this wankstain as some sort of modern day Gandhi:He is not he is just a pox infested unfunny faded actor who`s political views are akin to those of a brain damaged Noam Chomsky (who is also a massive cunt)
Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69
Never heard of Noam Chomsky until he was nominated. Forced to investigate out of sheer curiousity. Now wish I hadn’t…
Noam Chomsky is even more fucking pretentious than Russell Brand! Brand is apparently a ‘comedian and campaigner’ as well as a massive twat. Chomsky on the other hand describes himself as a ‘linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator and anarcho-syndicalist activist’. What the fuck is an anarcho-syndicalist when it’s at home ?!?
Seems to me to be just a self-publicising Yank cunt, who looks like Michael Foot without a duffle coat, and who’s made a shed load of money by spouting bollocks about communism and conspiracy theories. If he was really a communist, he’d have given all his wealth away to help the downtrodden working classes, the fucking hypocrite.
A wealthy communist is an oxymoron – Miliband take note!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Appreciate that in the extreme situations orf modern warfare our troops are no angels but do to a surprising degree follow the rules orf war. Unlike the yanks or any other nationality that you may care to mention. British military discipline remains outstanding despite the rest orf this once great nation degenerating into a crap hole. This Shiner shite has just pushed it one fake claim too far and a vastly expensive publicly funded enquiry costing £31mill has found his allegations against our troops in Iraq to be based upon “deliberate and calculated lies”. For his participation alone in this farrago the twisted cunt has trousered about £3mill.
In the meantime our forces have had to endure a foul and unjustified cloud orf suspicion for ten years principally because, it is reported, Shiner insisted upon nothing less than a full inquiry and a decade orf nice fat fees. Perhaps like many psychotic socialists his problem is that he feels rejected and unloved. Mr Shiner, The Military Corrective Training Centre in Colchester would love to have you.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Religion is an evil cunt. The Jews and Arabs kill each other, the Muslims kill each other for being the wrong sort of muslim, the Catholics and Protestants fucking hate each other – the list is endless! And the trouble with being an atheist is that all the religious nutters want to convert you or kill you. You just can’t fucking win!
Yes, religion is a cunt. If it wasn’t for religion we’d have to find anther excuse for killing each other.
Nominated by: Dioclese
Repeats of old comedy ‘classics’, repeats of old films, fucking Eastenders and Corrie (at least 5 times a day), Doctor fucking Who, Downton pissing Abbey and loads more crap, crap and more crap.
And don’t start me on the films! Independence Day, Jurassic fucking Park, ET, Shrek, 95 Carry On films, Star Trek (the original shite films), Back to the sodding Future, and dozens of other overcooked Christmas turkeys that they roll out every year. It’s fucking shite, that’s what it is.
65% of the BBC schedule this year is repeats because they know there’s nobody watching. And why is nobody watching? Because it’s all repeats and shite. It’s a vicious circle like a cunt with teeth.
Yep, Christmas telly is a right cunt. Watch it today and tell me I’m wrong…
Nominated by: Dioclese
The usual Xmas Telly will be on this year…
TOTP Xmas Special (presented by some Fearn Cotton type tart and with no guitars and drums whatsoever)
The Queen (The usual pointless babbling. While the rest of Blighty is in the shit with the wretched Coalition)
Strictly Come Mincing (A load of ‘look at me’ cunts and nothing more)
Doctor Who (Now known as The Clara Show, thanks to that Moffat cunt. Shite villains guaranteed)
EastEnders (‘I’m avin an affair! Is me sister me mum? You slaaag! Murder! etc)
Some Yank ‘Blockbuster (ie: crap)’ film
Nominated by: Norman