Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Train drivers

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Train drivers might have called off their pay strike scheduled for this weekend – but they’re still a bunch of greedy, money grubbing cunts.

The average train driver earns £47,101 a year and can earn up to £60,000 or more – and these cunts want a pay rise. Well, I got news for them because the fuckers are already overpaid. A pay cut would be more like it.

Let’s compare that average wage : It’s more than a solicitor (£46,576), more than an accountant (£44,080), more than a barrister or judge (£43,368), more than a college teacher (£40,054), more than a vet (£37,763), more than a paramedic (£36,771), loads more than a radiographer (£31,520), more than a midwife (29,529) and lots lots more. In fact it’s the 28th best paid job in Britain. Even an MP only gets £67,060! Ok – bad example…

Point is, these bastards have the cheek to strike to get a pay rise when the the fuckers are already overpaid. The blackmailing bastard get away with holding the country to ransom just because they can. 47 grand! They’re driving a bloody train FFS!

Something is seriously wrong with our value set in this country…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Steven Gerrard [3]

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Q; What is two inches long and goes down the media’s throats?
A: Steven Gerrard’s cock.

Anyone would think it was Jesus Christ himself ‘retiring’ (ie: getting a big load of cash in the USA) from the game, the amount of hero worship arselicking there is going on.

Stevie Me says he regrets never winning the league title. Suck it up, you overrated, unpleasant Scouse cunt!

Nominated by: Norman

David Walliams [2]

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That Britain’s Got More Talent trailer is a masterclass in cuntery…

The worst bit? David Walliams mincing and ‘doing his moves’…

No mean feat, considering he has those Coneheaded cunts Ant and Dec, that Holden slag, Manboobs Cowell and that ‘rapping’ presenter cunt as competition… Just goes to show how much of a cunt Walliams is…

Nominated by: Norman

Michael Flatley

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Michael Flatley is a thundering cunt trumpet…

This plastic paddy Yank inflicted the revolting Riverdance on us in the 90s: thus inspiring a cringworthy love-in for all things ‘Oirish’ (along with Jack Charlton and those Corrs cunts!)…
This walking ego then came up with Lord Of The Dance: More Diddly Diddly cartoon paddy twaddle and gullible twats the world over lapped it up… Then there was the diabolical Celtic Tiger…

Flatley’s ‘view’ on Irish history and an arselicking masterclass for good ol’ Uncle Sam… This theatrical crime had Vikings dancing with Irish maidens (no burning, raiding, rape or pillage from the Norsemen?), the British persecuting the Paddies (with Flatley pompously intervening dressed as a priest!), then the biig headed Yankie cunt (for no reason) dressed as an airline pilot while some bird danced around in a stars and stripes bikini (that was the only good bit!)… The rest of the show was about ‘Oirlund’ showing its ‘gratitude’ to the good ol’ US of A… Irish history? Funny that I didn’t see any pub bombings, balaclavas, semtex, Nazi U-Boats docking in welcoming Irish ports and the wonderful Yanks funding a major terror organisation…

Now this preening, arrogant cunt is back with Lord Of The Dance II, or some shite like that.. Michael Flatley is a cunt, to be sure, to be sure…

Nominated by: Norman

Madonna

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Madonna is a cunt.

Releasing yet another shite record of dirty talk, religious references, whining, bleeps and farts is to be expected from her… Mind you, so is all the other shit. Still trying to ‘shock’ people and be ‘morally outrageous’. Going on a US radio show to talk about how she was apparently raped years ago (right after Lady Ga Ga did the same thing… What a coincidence!), then dear old Madge puts out a record featuring known and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson. That isn’t controversial, it’s pathetic…

Dressing like something from a cheap Nevada chicken joint when you’re pushing 60 is also pathetic… I bet that overrated overhyped cunt Drake felt like he was kissing his granny.

Nominated by: Norman