Sony Pictures

Posted on January 2, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Sony Pictures are a bunch of cunts. They produce a film that is so crap that nobody wants to watch it (see Scaryducks review here) and then manufacture their own cyber attack to publicise it and make people want to rush out and see it.

Then as a result the CIA decide to launch a cyber attack on North Korea’s internet system pushing the world closer to global nuclear war.

The end of the world as we know it? Possibly – but what the fuck! We got people to watch our shit film.

What a bunch of greedy, short sighted, self centred, money grubbing cunts!

Nominated by: Dioclese

The New Years Honours List

Posted on January 1, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

A cunt previously honoured

The New Year’s Honours list is typically shite…. Dame Joan Collins… Is it for services to crap acting? Services to tacky film roles? Services to playing slags? The only good thing she did was the Cinzano commercial with Rigsby….

James Corden? For being a vast, unfunny, noxious, coked up, lardarsed cunt?

And that other Gavin and Stacey cunt… Who the fuck is next? Russell Brand?!

Esther Rantzen? For ignoring the victims of Jimmy Savile when they came to her (Not to mention the worst TV show in history: That’s Life!)?

What a crock of shit!

Nominated by: Norman

Pauline Cafferkey

Posted on December 31, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Fuck that Ebola Nurse. Goes over for her do good in life and comes back to potentially infect every innocent living a normal life.

And how much time and money will be spent closing roads, separating hospital wings where some person(s) at Intensive Care will probably be pushed aside and die for her anyway.

Whats worse – the previous cunt that did this and lived to go back is now going to give her blood. Creating their own fucking race.

They should leave these cunts in Africa and treat them there or burn her on re entry.

I know there has been a recent posting on these cunts, but I feel this could be worthy of an emergency cunting. Of a late contender for cunt of the year.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Jools Holland [2]

Posted on December 31, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Biggest Cunt Out Of All Of Them Is That Thumping Turd Who Thinks He’s So Good On the Piano… Cunt Face Penguin Jools Cunt Holland – Complete And Utter Cunt – As much talent as a dead rat.

Contrite Cunt – He should be eaten by Zulus! Useless Cunt.

Nominated by: Makumba

That little toad, Jools Holland, has got his usual array of horsemuck for his (filmed in November) Hootenanny…. Spice Girl, Mel C (there’s a coup!), tuneless Jocks, The Proclaimers, Lisa Stansfield (playing All Around The World for the umpteenth time!), Ray Davies (loved The Kinks. But he’s knackered now!) and Ruby Turner (there’s a fucking surprise!).

In other words, no big names whatsoever… Must be thankful, mind you… At least that atonal mockney bint, Lily Allen isn’t on it… Her cunt of a dad probably will be though…

Nominated by: Norman

Griefjackers

Posted on December 30, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Griefjackers (or Grief Monkeys) are cunts…

The tragic death of Australian batsman, Phil Hughes, prompted the latest lemming like bout of griefjacking… Cunts en masse actually buying cricket bats just to put them outside as a ‘tribute’ (or be an exhibitionist tosser on social media).

The predicament of Fabrice Muamba (who is still with us) also prompted griefjacking on a sickening scale (Even though he wasn’t dead!).

Ever since the demise of Lady Di griefjacking has become part of the national psyche… Some celebrity or sportsperson (any celebrity or sportsperson!) passes away and the online freaks and Twitter Twats act like it is Jack Kennedy 1963 all over again… Even JFK didn’t get the outpouring of ‘tributes’ and griefjacking that poor Phil Hughes has had…