Coffee shop surfers

Posted on February 9, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’ll tell you who are cunts: those poncey fuckers who spend all day in coffee shops with their laptops out, posing as writers or digital entrepreneurs.

Hogging all the tables, acting as though the coffee shop in question is their personal office and looking down their noses at customers with less interesting jobs than themselves, when everyone knows that REAL writers or digital entrepreneurs put in a hell of a lot of hard graft and don’t have hours to waste drinking overpriced coffee.

One day very soon I’m going to smack one of these cunts in the face with their cunting MacBook Pro.

Nominated by: Fred West

Jimmy Bullard

Posted on February 7, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Jimmy Bullard…..looking at the state of that fucking cunt as he sits in the pundits chair on MOTD, one wonders how he hasn’t been cunted a long time ago.

Shirt hanging open and what looks like an outfit Dave Vanian would appear on stage in, he’s the latest fucking celeb to be wheeled out on every friggin show.

Fuck off, Bullard you twat.

Nominated by: Dan

Bullard has only got onto MOTD because of his ‘I’m A Celebrity/Cunt’ appearance… Sky have got half decent pundits like Carragher and Gary Nev. While The BBC have Phil Neville and Jimmy Bullard…

Almost makes me long for the days of Alan Hansen

Nominated by: Norman

PJ Harvey

Posted on February 5, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

PJ Harvey is a cunt…

PJ Harvey recording her ninth studio album as an exhibition within the Inland Revenue’s former staff gymnasium and rifle range at Somerset House, London ? What a pretentious cunt… She looks like a nag (as in horsey) too…

Nominated by: Norman

Headlight glare

Posted on February 3, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I nominate “1 billion lumen, brighter than my high-beams, brighter than the sun, ow my eyes are burning, inconsiderate LED headlights-using cunts”.

“Retinas? Who needs retinas? Retinas are for pussies!”……… cunts.

Even worse is when these fucking shit lords drive around in the day time with their LED headlights/fog lights on. Hey Chuckle Fuck! The sun has got his hat on…… and his ray bans …… and he’s squinting because of you, you cunt!

Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III

Sandra Lambert

Posted on February 1, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Sandra Lambert is the cunt who manages of 149 Jobcentres and a self-proclaimed lifestyle guru…

She was thick enough send a tweet in which she awarded a Texas style sherriff’s badge to Jobcentres in the midlands for upholding their DMA decision rate… A DMA means a referral to a Jobcentre ‘decision maker’ to process a benefit sanction. It is the second time in recent months a DWP manager has been exposed praising their staff for hitting benefit sanction targets ..

Sandra Lambert should be fucking unemployed. That’d teach the cunt…