And while I have nothing against Stephen Hawking himself, that film looks like a load of overromanticized, cheesed up tripe… I bet Hawking is sitting there thinking: ‘What the fuck? I don’t remember that… Or that….’
Nominated by: Norman
May I say Fiddlers Dram are cunts… I saw the first TOTP of 1980 on BBC4: and this horrible record came creeping out of the vault of crappy childhood memories. This sort of shite is now seen as ‘rustic’ and ‘quaint’ by the spoonfed student twats who now infest ‘Glasto’ (you know the sort!). Yep, Fiddlers Dram are fucking evil…
Nominated by: Norman
I went to Bangor once. It was shite and they were all speaking a dead language. Pishu bant!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Fiddlers Dram are cunts, ranking alongside the other novelty acts from the 1970’s and early 1980’s. If there was a cunts hall of fame for shite music, they’d be in the top rank, along with The Wurzels, Stan Ridgway, Paper Lace, Bobby Pickett and Clive Dunn, Showaddywaddy, and Mud ( to mention but a few).
Black Lace of course hold the prize for sheer Cuntitude
Nominated by: Lez
Now that Tony Robinson is too fucked to continue Time Team, Phil and his tiny shorts would be ideal to front a series orf programmes excavating classic murder sites like Saddleworth Moor. That fake laugh every time the cunt’s trowel hits a skull. TV magic. “Death Dig” could be repeated for years.
“Time Team at Ten Rillington Place” has a certain ring to it, don’t you think?
Nominated by: Fred West & Sir Limply Stoke
Much as this will offend the liberal left-wingers, I’d bring back the birch, with a public flogging of the scumbags mentioned. Community service orders, laughable “fines” and every social worker in the vicinity springing to their defence with the usual cant of “He grew up in an unstable home” are a complete joke.
Nominated by: Lez
A good clout never did me or any of my generation any harm… If you acted up or behaved like a twat, you’d get a slap… Kids these days do and say what they want, because they know there will be no comebacks or punishment… I see the most spoiled, self centered, noisy little bastards week in week out at the supermarket… I said to my missus ‘If I’d behaved like that my mum would have clouted me. My old man would have murdered me.’
A friend of mine brought up her 2 sons in the 90s without ever raising a hand to them (and fuck knows they deserved it!)… Now they are grown up and are two of the biggest, selfish cunts known to man… That’s the way it is now: kid acts up, kid gets a slap, adult ends up in court while kid acts all innocent like Tweety Bird….
This country has gone fucking mad… Welcome to the Nanny State.
Nominated by: Norman
Who gives a shit? Its the managements right to decide, if you look like a granola eating, mountain climbing, liberal democrat, bio aware hippy breast feeder type, the management reserves the right to issue the old ‘off you fuck’. I have no problem with breast feeding in public, because I don’t have to look if I don’t want to, and I could not give a shit otherwise.
What I do give a shit about is some poor sod who wants uphold a certain stiff upper lip standard, and being told he is wrong. My establishment, my rules, feel free to fuck off anytime you don’t want to follow them.
And a word in the shell like of Mumsnet users. You don’t condone smacking, because its YOUR feral, mouth breathing offspring that are the annoying little cunts that should be flogged within an inch of their lives on a daily basis, to stop them from growing up to be big, selfish, self important cunts. But you feel it necessary to impose your way of reasoning with these young imbeciles and not teaching them any real values.
As for protecting your kids, you can rest assured even Jimmy Saville would not have ‘fixed it for them’, come to think of it most pederists would give your fucking irritating, tantrum throwing, self important, pampered little terrorists a wide berth. They are not kids, they are just narcissistic impressions of their parents.
For the love of christ, smack your kids at least once a day, just in case they do something.
Nominated by: The Captain