Twitter [2]

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I’d like to nominate TWITTER for a good cunting.

The establishments control tool to kill freedom of speech, how many people have been rounded up and prosecuted beggars belief, every other week there is some ‘troll’ story in the media on Twitter yet the same media actually use Twitter as a ‘source’.

For example, Anne Kirkbride shuffles off this mortal coil and ITV report that Ken Roache has posted “So sad to see the passing of Anne, RIP” on Twitter.

Fuck Off

Twitter has three purposes..

1. To kill free speech and cretinize the masses in to cramming their thoughts in to 140 characters
2. Breed a bunch of narcissistic, self absorbed cunts who believe the World revolves around them like they are a celebrity
3. To allow celebs to market their latest pile of wank TV show, film, song, dvd or book to the sheeple so they go out and purchase it, paradoxically this panders to the sycophants who brown nose celebs in the hope of a reply or retweet.

A self perpetuating pile of wank cluttered up with inane drivel to keep people engaged in the medias shite. As the TV show ‘Why Don’t You’ famously stated:

“why don’t you, why don’t you, why don’t you switch off your television set and go outside and do something less boring instead” and the same applies to Twitter, Facebook & Youtube

Nominated by: Prolapsed Anus

Gabby Logan [2]

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I offer up for your delectation Gabby Logan

Daughter of Terry Yorath, this former gymnast is now a ‘luvvie’ of that left wing broadcaster the BBC. She can be seen presenting everything on the BBC from ‘Match Of The Day’, ‘The One Show’, ‘Final Score’ to the classics on ITV such as ‘Splash’ & who could forget her own short lived show on Channel 5 ‘Live With Gabby’. you would be forgiven for not knowing this show as only 3 viewers ever tuned in.

Basically this cunt would present the opening of a public toilet just to get on TV.

However, what makes her total ‘cunt’ material is her well documented tax avoidance (not hearsay but FACT) & I am sure if any journalist had the balls to investigate her ‘Logan Foundation’ they might find even more ‘tax avoiding scams’

People like her make my fucking blood boil, she sucks public money from the BBC and is well rewarded for her bland presenting, yet she deems this not to be reward enough & so engages in the usual ‘media types’ scams to avoid tax like every hard working person in the land.

People like her should be banned from ever working at the publicly funded BBC & be forced to repay every pay cheque she has ever received.

As if this was not a good enough case for a true cunting I fail to see what is…But, let us not forget she is married to Kenny Logan, that lard arsed lummox of a cunt who used to play Rugby for Scotland & her father was that Welsh cunt Terry Yorath, another nondescript sportsman (footballer) who is associated with the second shitest city in the UK after Liverpool, that’s right, fucking Leeds.

Nominated by: Prolapsed Anus

Sky

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SKY needs urgently cunting.

Just heard that they are about to launch a mobile phone network – this from the Murdoch corporation who brought you industrial-scale phone-hacking at The Sun and News of the World! I wonder how secure their subscribers will feel…? You just couldn’t make it up, could you?

What total fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Fred West

Mukesh Singh

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Mukesh Singh is a sickening rapist cunt.

Is his name unfamiliar? Remember the woman gangraped and beaten on a bus in India in December 2012? Singh was the bus driver and also joined in the assault. Found guilty of playing a part in the rape and assault, Singh was sentenced to death – but is now appealing against his death sentence.

According to the BBC reporter who interviewed him for a forthcoming documentary about rape in India, Singh showed zero remorse and kept expressing bewilderment that such a fuss was being made about his crimes when “everyone is at it”. These are some of the nauseating gems Singh offered by way of justification and mitigation in almost sixteen hours of interviews:

“A decent girl won’t roam around at nine o’clock at night. A girl is far more responsible for rape than a boy …Housework and housekeeping is for girls, not roaming in discos and bars at night, doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes… People have the right to teach them a lesson and the woman should have put up with it. …When being raped, she shouldn’t fight back. She should just be silent and allow the rape. …The death penalty will make things even more dangerous for girls. Now when they rape, they won’t leave the girl like we did. They will kill her. Before, they would rape and say, ‘Leave her, she won’t tell anyone.’ Now when they rape, they will just kill the girl…”

Now this cunt has already been sentenced to death, so what can we cunters wish him that is worse than death? For starters, I’d like to see him slowly tortured for at least a year before being forced to rape and murder his own mother while his victim holds a Magnum to his head (the gun, not the ice cream). And then, with this kind of modern, enlightened attitude to women, I’m sure Paul Dacre would be keen to have Singh work for the Daily Mail Online, characterised as it is by anonymous hacks sneering at female celebrities “roaming in discos and bars at night, doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes…”

Hopefully the ISAC photoshop wizards can depict him with a huge black cock up his tight, bleeding arsehole.

Nominated by: Fred West

Electrical manufacturers

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After the fucking day I’ve had I want to nominate ALL ELECTRICAL MANUFACTURERS!

The cunts with their ‘planned obsolescence’ so your electrical item breaks just after the guarantee period are the fucking scum of the Earth.

I purchased a new washing machine for the wife just 26 months ago, £480 it fucking cost me. When I purchased it the spotty/speccy 14yr old salesman stated “would you like to buy an extended warranty? It’s only £60 a year for 3 years”

I told him to fuck off duly, but low and behold just 2 months after the 24 month warranty ended the fucking thing is fucked. So now I am facing £100 call out + parts to fix this piece of shit or another £400 replacing it!

My mate owns an electronics business and it is common knowledge that manufacturers build in ‘planned obsolescence’ so you have to replace the damn things every 5 years maximum – cunts.

When I was growing up in the 1970’s our family had the same washing machine,tumble dryer, hoover, stereo hi-fi, tv and video recorder (anyone remember Betamax? lol). Those things were built to last and I even have our old tv in my shed (analogue so useless without a set-top box and obviously 4:3 aspect ratio but it STILL FUCKING WORKS 40 years later.

Manufacturers realised that building quality electrical items that would last 10+ years would mean less sales so since the 80’s have been building sub standard shite so you have to replace the products again & again & again.

FUCKING CUNTS!

Nominated by: Jimmy Saviles Used Condom