Lord Sugar

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Time to recunt Lord Sugar

Cunt is seeing trying a back peddle now saying he is quitting the labour party.

Because they didn’t win? Realised the only cunt possibly bigger than any cunt in the party could be you – who would be responsible for the contribution its demise in the first place.

Fuck off you obnoxious tiring cunt.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Black Sabbath

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Black Sabbath are cunts… Well at least two of them are…

Don’t get me wrong. The self titled debut, Paranoid and Black Sabbath Volume 4 are great.

But it has come to Ozzy and Bill Ward bitching and slanging in a way that resembles a Guardian comments column… Maybe Bill has some sort of case? Maybe Ozzy is having his strings pulled by the revolting Sharon Osbourne? It’s just sad to see a band of their stature and men of their age doing something similar to what happened when Robbie Williams got sacked (the first time!) from Take That…

Nominated by: Norman

Laurie Penny [2]

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Laurie Penny is a sanctimonious loony-lefty cunt.After a demonstrator in London vandalised a war memorial she tweeted this

“I don’t have a problem with this. The bravery of past generations does not oblige us to be cowed today.”

So it is ok to deface war memorials..Seriously?This woman is a fucking deluded cunt.She is also shit with facts. She latterly stated that the Women of WW2(who the memorial was for) did not have the vote..when in fact they got it in 1928!Typically after this controversial post she is using victim status and moaning that people are saying unkind things to her.So it is ok to disrespect an entire generation whose sacrifice gives us the freedom we enjoy today but not to be rude to a jumped up nobody like her????

I remember seeing her debating David Starkey and repeatedly asking him personal questions and then repeatedly calling him racist: Then when he snapped at her calling her out for charging too large a fee for a charity event which led to it being cancelled. Did she refute the allegation :of course not she pulled out the victim card and refused to go into the issue.Conveniant that.

She also once said that it is racist not to want your Dr to be wearing a full face veil when you are in hospital. Well excuse me Msssss Penny but if I am being told I am up sheet creak I want to see the face of the person telling me that.

Stupid pretentious squeaky voiced loony lefty cunt!!!!!!!!!

Nominated by : Shaun of the Dead69

Russell Brand [6]

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I think its about time we started Beatify cunts on this website.

You know the type of people who just can’t help it, you only need to look at them drawing breath and think, ‘this is going to be utter shite…’ A person whom the words ‘utter’ and ‘cunt’ are conjured the instant you see their face or hear their name. A cunt of biblical proportions, so pure and devoted in cuntitude that the very fact they are a cunt is a modern dogma. A modern day apostle.

I am clearly talking about Russell Brand. That fuck mook is now telling cunts stupid enough to follow him to vote Labour, thankfully its after voter registration has closed but still, one has to have a special loathing for turncoat, media whore nonce cunts like this. His cuntitude is practically a religious study in itself. He clearly has a severe and unusual medical problem with his anus, as so much shit just appears to pour forth from his mouth every time it opens.

Arise, Pope Cunt the first!

Nominated by: The Captain

Comedian and activist (ha fucking ha) Russell Brand has said that he regrets getting swept up in party politics ahead of the general election, in a new video on his YouTube Channel the Trews.

Though he “thought he could make a difference” he admits he is “just a bloke with a laptop and a bit of mouth” and had “no influence” on the outcome of the election after backing Ed Miliband in the week leading up to Labour’s polling day collapse.

The outspoken TV personality, who famously told Newsnight presenter Jeremy Paxman he did not vote, reconsidered his position after an interview with the opposition leader last week.

Of course Brand is only saying that because Milliband got shafted… The smelly sack of shit would be full of it if Labour had won… Just a bloke with a laptop and a bit of mouth? Nah, Russell, you are a cunt who thinks it’s all a game… Becuase your ridiculous bank balance and celebrity status means you don’t really give a frig who governs Britain… Just die, Brand, you fucking cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

( I was going to use the Newzoids puppet of Brand as the picture for this post, but it’s hard to improve on the real thing )

Chukka Ummuna

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So you Chukka’d in your hand, you slimy little creep? Good riddance!

But why? Well the official reason is that you don’t want the personal attacks on yourself and family that come with the job. You don’t want the scrutiny and transparency either. Well I say ‘If you can’t stand the heat, then get out of that kitchen’ because if you can’t live with all that it entails then you’re not going to be a lot of use as PM are you?

But is that the real reason Britain’s Barack Obama has pulled his bid? Nothing to do with referring to Londoner’s as ‘trash’ or slagging off ‘jetrosexuals’? Nothing to do with his comments about gangsters being ‘great entrepreneurs’? Nothing to do with him handbagging Mandleson for an endorsement on the Andrew Marr show? Nothing to do with his premature canvassing on election night before the votes were even counted? Nothing to do with him being so left wing that even the unions find him extreme?

No. It’s none of the above. I suspect it’s just because he can’t find 34 Labour MPs willing to sign his nomination paper. I wonder why?

Nominated by: Dioclese