Eurovision Song Contest

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Eurovision should be cunted… I should have a put a bet on the one legged bearded lesbian to win it though… Bucks Fizz were cunts, but Jay Aston looked as naughty as fuck… Bardot, from a year later in 1982, were even bigger cunts… And that hippy chick from 1983… A German singing ‘A Little Peace?’ Was she taking the piss?

Three thoughts on Eurovision:
1. That pile of crap almost makes me long for World War III…
2. A shame Russia didn’t win… Imagine Putin’s face when all those gays turned up…
3. If Nigella had got her tits out, the UK would have walked it…

And David De Gea’s bird is in this year’s Eurovision… No wonder he might fuck back off to Espana if he’s giving that one…

Nominated by: Norman

If they’d used my Eurovision song, they’d have pissed it!

Nominated by: Chas C

The usual crap offering from the UK, followed by the sycophantic voting for your neighbours, followed by the ritual humiliation of GB (because nobody in Europe likes us).

All presented by that sausage bandit Graham Norton..

Nominated by: Lez

Banks

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I’d like to cunt banks, which I accept isn’t entirely novel but in this instance its against the backdrop of all the cunting that goes on with respect pay day loan companies.

You see when you do the maths,the interest you pay on a payday loan over a 4 week term is actually much less than the ‘fee’ the fucking bank would hit you with if you went overdrawn by the same amount over the same period. So in fact, Banks are much fucking worse than pay day loan companies and yet people say Jack shit about their extortionate rates.

Funking cunts.

Nominated by: The Great North Cunt

Dead birthday card senders

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Knobheads who wish dead people a happy birthday are cunts.

I am aware that George Best would have been 69 years old yesterday, but as much as I loved him as a footballer, what is the fucking point of these Twitter Twats ‘celebrating’ a birthday which he isn’t here for? I bet some bellend will make a special cake and post pictures of it on Twatter/Fuckbook/CuntTube.

He was a great player (probably the greatest), the booze killed him a decade ago, and proper Manc Reds were choked at the time and that’s that… All this other stuff is bollocks.

Nominated by: Norman

Bahar Mustafa

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Something that needs a good cunting is Bahar Mustafa.

This sad act, Trotskyite, leftard thundercunt is the student union ‘Divershitty’ officer at Goldsmiths college. Apart from being a ‘right on’ leftist shit-wit, in the style of Rik out of the Young Ones, this shit-cunt twat actually believes that she is the victim after banning white people and men from one of her lefty student fucktard events.

OK. Let the cunting begin with some classic Bahar Mustafa quotes:

“There have been charges laid against me that I am racist and sexist towards white men”.

“I, an ethnic minority woman, cannot be racist or sexist towards white men, because racism and sexism describe structures of privilege based on race and gender”. (WTF!!!???)

“Therefore, women of colour and minority genders cannot be racist or sexist, since we do not stand to benefit from such a system.”

OK then fucktard, I dare you to stand in the middle of Tottenham high street and shout the ‘N’ word at the top of your lungs. Surely as a tart and an illegal immigrant you must be immune to an enraged gang of the locals intent on separating your head from your body, a-la PC Keith Blakelock…..Please try it, I’m begging you to try it!

Apparently the righteous shit storm that she has provoked is the result of “A witch hunt and shameful character assassination by the media”.

It gets better:

“Reverse racism and reverse sexism are not real”.

“We will not be silenced; we are militant. The world is not ready for minorities to challenge the status quo, but resistance to our resistance is futile.”

Riiiight. Lets have a look at that little gem shall we.

First up, she seems to think she is the fucking Borg. Second, minorities do not dictate to their host nation how they expect to be treated. This is why the majority of the indigenous population of European countries fucking despise Muslims who refuse to integrate into the culture of their benefits providers. Bahar Mustafa included.

Hashtags such as “kill all white men” and “Misandry” on her personal account were “in-jokes and ways that many people in the queer feminist community express ourselves”.

Okey Dokey love. We in the heterosexual, white indigenous community also have a way of expressing ourselves. It involves sacking fucking idiots who spout the kind of leftist doublespeak bollocks that may actually end up getting someone killed.

And what the fuck is a ‘Queer Feminist’?

As a child of the 70’s I remember vividly some nonce wearing a spunk stained duffle coat poking his knob through the chain link fence and scaring the living shit out of all the primary school kids in the playground.

I also vividly remember the school caretaker rushing the cunt with a broom and then mumbling something about ‘Fucking queers’ as the nonce cunt beat a hasty retreat. To this day a queer is and will always be some fucking perv who likes to expose themselves to little kids.

One imagines that a ‘Queer Feminist’ does exactly the same thing, only at all girl’s schools. Instead of a flaccid penis they wave a blood belching vagina at the terrified kids therein.
In the world of Bahar Mustafa this is probably absolutely fine because is challenges the patriarchal phallocracy or some such shit.

If you peruse the silly bint’s Goldsmith’s website it gets even better, not only because Goldsmith’s was founded and still funded by white, English (and mainly Jewish) MEN, but because it gives a fascinating insight into the truly disturbed and disturbing mentality of the kind of cunts that hold some authority over easily influenced (thick as pigshit) teenage students.

Seriously, take a gander at the laughable shit that the lefty loser posts under ‘her promises’.

Apart from looking like a badly shaved Wookie and clearly having typical student hygiene that you can actually smell through the computer screen (smellier than an Anchovy’s twat I’ll wager) she will most likely end up being sold off to some 60 year old cunt member of ISIS by her parents for bringing eternal embarrassment on her Turkish family.

If her family are reading this, please make it a one way ticket. We don’t want her back.

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Foxy Bingo

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When I look at that blasted “Foxy bingo” I can see why foxcunting should be legalised immediately.

What happened to adverts that tried to sell you something? Alright it’s usually worthless shite but what is with payday loans (that is the interest rate not the cunting phone number!) and assorted play poker online at all hours?

I want to stick their “we’ll give you money” right where the sun shineth not.

Nominated by: Mr Angry