Sepp Blatter [3]

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The obnoxious, arrogant piece of shit that is Sepp ‘Bell End’ Blatter will be re-elected to the post tomorrow. This will happen in the wake of numerous arrests of high ranking FIFA officials over the past couple of days on suspicion of corruption.

Watching this on the news, I found myself asking a question that I think most right minded people were asking. Why the fuck wasn’t Blatter arrested too? Considering he’s been President of FIFA for the best part of 20 years, I find inconceivable that he didn’t at least know about the antics of his allegedly corrupt colleagues.

Either Blatter was in it up to his neck, or he’s the most gullible, stupid and downright ignorant President that FIFA has ever had. I’m leaning towards up to his neck in it. Because there is no fucking way that a man like Blatter would be unaware of corruption in an organisation that he micro manages. I have no proof of this, but I reckon this cunt was getting a piece of every bribe that was accepted by his minions. Blatter says he’s standing down – but not until next year! Personally I think that’s about as likely as NASA announcing that they have video footage of Elvis doing the Macarena on Jupiter.

As I said at the start, Blatter is obnoxious and arrogant. He genuinely, and mistakenly, believes himself to be the only man who can run FIFA. That’s why he announced that he wouldn’t run for re-election, only to then stand for re-election. He’s a grubby little creep, who has allowed FIFA to be dragged through dog shit during his tenure as President. He’s a slaphead and a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Cunts in boats

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I hate cunts in boats. I’ve always hated cunts in boats. Only cunts with horses have found a faster way of pissing money up the wall…

And now there’s a different variety of cunts in boats – fucking Africa refugee cunts on boats with a sprinkling of ISIS fighters mixed in for good measure. Blockade the African coast. Take the cunts off in landing craft and dump them back on a beach in Africa. Then sink their fucking boats or give ’em to Flaxen Saxon and let him have a bonfire – preferably with the owners still inside them.

Anyone thick enough to pay wads of money to try to cross the Med in one of these things has to be fucking thick as two short planks and needs to be eradicated from the gene pool – so maybe just sink the cunts. That’ll stop ’em!

Fucking yatchies are the worst. Arrogant, pompous, supercilious cunts the lot of ’em. Boats should be banned and any cunt who owns one deserves to have it sunk. Or to be deporting to ISIS…

Nominated by : Dioclese

Wales

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What the fuck has Wales ever given the world?

The Scotch can possibly claim various deep-fried foods. The Welsh? Fucking seaweed.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater

The Muller Rice Bear

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The cunt in the Muller Rice bear suit and whoever thought that shit up need immediate ISIS-angry execution. Absolute dog shit. You can imagine the fucking fresh-out-of-uni chinless cunts in marketing, “Ya guys, do you remember Vanilla Ice!?? Ya, hashtag retro. hyuck, hycuk, hycuk!”

How that fucking idea got processed through the cunts brain and out of their mouth is beyond me, let alone past numerous adults involved in the production of the advert. Why didn’t someone with half a head stick their hand up on the set and say “Hang on, this appears to be complete, mindless wank of the first degree. What the fuck has this got to do with fucking yogurt?

Get the cunt off my fucking screen!

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto