George Lucas [2]

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The only Star Wars movie that matters is The Empire Strikes Back (the original version ) not that shitty special edition where george “shitebag” lucas decided it would be better to take a crap on it throw CGI on everything.

I don’t know why he was allowed to do that considering he had nothing to do with Empire(besides co-writing) as Irvin Kershner directed it. George Lucas is a fucking fat cunt who can’t take criticism and he ruined the prequels those movies are shite. If I was Disney I wouldn’t have bought the rights to the franchise, cause they can’t make it any better or outdo Empire. The story has to many plot holes and to much going on. And Jar Jar Binks.

Wow that Mr.Lucas is a Fucking Cunt.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Legends

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The term ‘Legend’ is now ludicrously overused…

At Fleetwood Mac’s recent O2 gig, every time Lindsey Buckingham took to the mic, some gobby pissed up cunt shouted, ‘E’s a legend! A fackin’ legend!’ every 30 seconds or so…. Mac may be legendary musical figures (be it the Peter Green vintage or the Rumours/Tusk lineup that did the O2)…. But you don’t pay top dollar to see and hear a top line act and listen to some lagered up tosser shouting it in your ear…

The thick fucker couldn’t even get Buckingham’s name right… He also kept shouting, ‘Lesley! Lesley!’ I expected him to shout ‘Nice one, Steven!’ at Stevie Nicks…

Frigging riff-raff…

Nominated by: Norman

Jools Holland [3]

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This pretentious fat hunched back lisping cunt has been doing the same act on the BBC for at least three decades. Has showcased more than his fair share orf paedos and old musos on their last legs. Always the same production style as he lisps introductions at the camera as it pans with him across the studio taking in cunts various pretending to do sound checks. He will then join one orf said cunts on the piano which is the only excuse for him being there. Only change over the years is he now dresses all in black to try and disguise his gut. You always know when a crap has been has a record to plug when they turn up on his show.

Elvis Costello, Bryan Ferry and yes Florence and the Fucking Machine. Not to forget the mindless roots music and those ghastly New Year shows (How come this cunt has taken over from Andy Stuart?).

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

John Whittingdale

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John Whittingdale is a football politico twat and deserves a good cunting.

Unlike his silent and useless Sports Minister predecessor (closet Muslim and MP Sajid Javid), Whittingdale spouted all the right noises about the recently exposed FIFA corruption scandals and also had a long pedigree as Chairman of the culture and sports select committee. He was the right person to replace Javid, so Whittingdale was appointed Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport in May 2015. This Tory cunt John Whittingdale likes his football and has been outspoken about the game and how it should be governed since becoming a Conservative MP in 1992.

Hmm… Since 1992, clubs have gone into administration more than 50 times in English football. (coinsidence?)

He is in favour of scrapping the so-called “football creditors rule” and wants it abolished in England. (The rule means football clubs and players get preferential financial treatment when a team goes bust). Whittingdale says local football sponsors and creditors loose out by the current rule, because they go to the bottom of the queue to get any money back. (What he really means is big media and corporate sponsors loose out and should get the lions share of compensation when clubs go bust).

He is also in favour of a licensing scheme under the FA, which, he says, will address issues such as the financial management of the game, the sale of stadiums, investment in youth development and all the other areas where, understandably, concerns have been raised. It could also address ownership he says. ‘I am not against the principle of foreign ownership’, he said. (what is not explained is that clubs will be forced to pay big money to the government for their license; and, to keep their license, will also have to waste time, money and energy to make football an equal opportunities sport for ethnic minorities, obese fatties and of course to represent more women players).

Further, the cunt Whittingdale’s own ethics were called into question during London 2012 Olympics when he accepted complimentary tickets to the men’s 100 metres final despite a ban on freebie trips for ministers to the Games. He said the visit was justified because MPs had been scrutinising the event.

Well if anything needs sports wise scrutinising – it’s you Whittingdale, you fucking football-ing government bureaucrat cunt.

Nominated by: Entopy

Marc Marquez

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I’d like to cunt motorcycle racer Marc Marquez, now this guy guy being a 4 time world champion is obviously very good but at times and on several occasions this year he’s displayed that he has the brain of a hummingbird.

On 3 occasions this year he has ended up picking gravel out of his arse after attempting boneheaded moves and seems to have trouble accepting he can’t ride through other riders on circuit.

The little cunt needs a ban before he kills somebody.

Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants