Masculine, moody, deep voiced, north-eastern, square-jawed, sexually bewitching cunt.
Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto
Old hairy hands, and ex-Sky Sports presenter Keys is so full of shit… Here are his views on that dour cunt, Andy Murray: ‘Fantastic achievement by Andy Murray – whatever happens in the final… This guy has to be our greatest ever sportsman….’
Greatest ever British sportsman? Ever heard of Roger Bannister, Bobby Moore, Ian Botham, Bobby Charlton, Fred Perry, George Best, Lester Piggott, Jacky Stewart. Tom Finney etc?
Fuck off, Keys, you gobshite arselicking cunt…..
Nominated by: Norman
Just sat here looking out the window at a fucking bunch of off white bastards parked outside the kitchen window with their five children. They just fucked off and now there is a half dozen piles of assorted shit strewn in the road – chocolate & ice cream wrappers, bits of paper, general shite.
What the fuck is with these people? My daughter taught my grandchildren to pick up their litter. They are taught to give it to me rather than throw it in the street. Why do these cunts come to our country because it’s better than the third world shit hole they came from and then try and convert our country into the dump they tried so hard to get away from?
And this shit will never be swept up because the cunt Osbourne keeps cutting services and you can’t sweep up past the illegally parked cars they don’t bother to nick!!!
If a four year can understand these standards, why the fuck can’t these cunts???
And the EU wants us to let more of these fuckers in. FFS!
Vote to leave!!!!!
Nominated by: Mrs D
Haven’t been to Birmingham for a long time but according to this dumb bint, every Saturday night in Broad Street is like NYE in Cologne. The two cities have broadly similar populations, so comparing them seems reasonable.
800+ sexual assaults, rapes and robberies on one fucking night in Cologne. Meanwhile, West Midlands Police report 5 serious sexual assaults in Broad Street in the past 12 weeks. Yes, Mizzz Phillips, those figures seem pretty similar; Brummie birds are in exactly the same danger as those German woman in Cologne. You fucking thick cunt.
I don’t know which is more nauseating; the Kuffarphobia* of the Islamists or the factophobia* of their “progressive” apologists.
(*I can make up words too.)
Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt
I’m quoting that Scots philanthropist Carnegie now who said in his little pamphlet called Wealth (published in 1889, which every rich cunt should be forced to read until it starts bleeding from their eyes), that the man who dies wealthy dies in disgrace. I for one would go further and say that the cunt who lives in vulgar ostentation, Bowie et al., does not just live without grace, but lives outwith the realm of the ‘human’. Any of these post-human greebos (not entirely alive as their new nomenclature now suggests), like your Morgan Freemans or your Johnny Deeps (a mind so deep he‘s now a walking talking caricature of himself), who have so much cash that they simply end up buying private pin-striped jets (first class no longer good enough) or Caribbean fkn islands. Or Nicholas Cage, and his chateaux, and 9 (8 weren’t good enough) Rollers… etfuckincetera.
I am not for a minute suggesting that the money be redistributed to cunts (without money), but to responsibly think of places and instances that could use the money to benefit the planet (and all its inhabitants, minus the cunts) as a whole (instead of stoking the fire for more fkn greed). Such planetary philanthropy (where the anthropos bit actually applies more to the land and its animals, the true non-cunts of this world, than to ‘man’, who, let’s face it, has rapidly become a-cunt-through-and-through since his industrialisation and ‘enlightenment’) is a moral obligation in a world where ethics, elegant frugality, and ‘living poetically upon the earth’ appear to have been sidelined for more commodification antics.
Here’s Carnegie:
‘Yet the day is not far distant when the man who dies, leaving behind him millions of available wealth, which was free for him to administer during life, will pass away “unwept, unhonored, and unsung,” no matter to what use he leaves the dross which he cannot take with him. Of such as these, the public verdict will then be: the man who dies thus rich, dies disgraced’.
Unfortunately, then, and since most of the greebo world appear to be in the same mindless boat as Bowie (in terms of ignorance and not wealth), he is celebrated and commended for stashing his dross. Not word one (in terms of critique) on any news site about leaving all that cash to his fkn uber-rich kin. Cunt-through-and-through!
Nominated by: Wee Mikey