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Carole Kirkwood

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The ultimate cunting for the BBC breakfast team is reserve for Carole “big up my part” Kirkcuntingwood.

Typical Carole forecast for a showery day, she goes round every region of the UK and tells us there may be showers. 10 minutes of Carole to give us a weather forecast for an island where the weather is generally much the same because its not a huge island is it, Carole you cunt?

The BBC not satisfied with that massages Carole’s ego by sending her on jollies round the country. Fuck of Carole! You’re a weather girl and the qualifications for that are being young fit and able to point.

Cunt

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

(Cheers Sixdog – I’ve been just itching to use that picture – if you’ll forgive the expression…)

Young remainers

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Young remainers need a cunting. “OLD PEOPLE HAVE DESTROYED OUR FUTURE” they wail, like the whingeing, infantile fuckwits they are. “NO THEY FUCKING DIDN’T” I keep shouting back. Though I don’t think they’re listening. The fact is, only 38% of young people aged between 18-24 years old voted. Most of them chose to be traitors. That means SIXTY TWO percent of 18-24 year olds who were eligible to vote, couldn’t be bothered to get of their arses and have their say.

Now, I’ve always been of the opinion that if you don’t vote, you don’t have the right to whinge if a vote doesn’t go your way. You had a chance to make a difference, but you couldn’t be bothered to do anything. In my book, that means you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! If you lazy cunts had bothered to drag your arses out of bed and put your cross in the box, there’s a good chance we’d still be part of the EU now. But you DIDN’T. And don’t you DARE blame anyone else for what subsequently happened. Because, 62% IT’S YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Cecil Parkinson

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I know he’s that dead, but he’s such a cunt, that Cecil Parkinson deserves a posthumous cunting.

This won’t be a long rant, because my nomination is for one simple reason. His treatment of the daughter he fathered with his mistress. It’s turns out that after years of refusing to be a man and acknowledge that he was the father of a girl born as the result of an affair, that he chose to carry on being a nasty, dishonourable piece of shit in death, by not leaving a single penny in his will to his illegitimate daughter.

Cecil Parkinson; what a fucking cunt…

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Douglas Carswell

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I’ll tell you who’s a cunt, that slimy fish-hook mouthed spastic Douglas fucking Carswell.

One man got us this referendum and that’s Nigel Farage and he deserves a knighthood (dog in hell’s chance, even though he is technically saving her majesties sovereignty) for awakening the public to what a stinking pile of socialist shite the E.U. is.

Carswell on the other hand, has been trying desperately to shove the knife in good old Nige’s back since he defecated on UKIP – hoping to highjack his twenty years of hard graft to grab the glory for himself (typical Conservative).

Now if there’s one thing you’ve got to give to Kippers, it’s that they say it how they see it, and the whole membership saw that Carswell’s a cunt and has treated him like one since.

From now until doomsday, every textbook given to children about this referendum should end with the footnote, “and Douglas Carswell was a treacherous back-stabbing judas cunt.”

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts