Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Project Fear

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Project fear is crawling right up my piss pipe.

Knowing that most mongs will read a headline and form an opinion without checking any facts is grist to the mill for the politicunt. Watching all these cunts clubbing together to try and keep us in their superannuated post parliament scam is fucking soul destroying.

Shit at politics in your own country? Well come on down to the EU parliament, where you can be shit without the threat of deselection.

What cunts.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Flies [3]

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Its getting warmer now which brings a lot of benefits (seeing sexy women wearing a lot less, cheaper Gas And Electric bills etc). However this time of year also brings with it those met annoying of cunts FLIES, see my last cunting(https://is-a-cunt.com/2015/09/flies-2/) for more info.

I would like to add they are fucking horrible cunts who like to be sick on shit and then eat it, If that’s not cunt behaviour I don’t know what is and they are irritating cunts as well especially when you get the odd massive cunt of a Fly who sounds like a fucking lawnmower in the room.

Does anyone actually like the cunts? Flies are fucking cunts!

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Those little fruit fly things are cunts. Appear out of nowhere and do their little fly-dance in front of your laptop, the buggers. Very distracting when you’re concentrating hard on some quality porn.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Rod Stewart

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I’d like to cunt Rod Stewart – not because ‘Sailing’ is one of those songs that makes you want to cut your wrists before the end of the first bar (‘Mull Of Kintyre’ is another, as is the theme from ‘Emmerdale’), but because I’d like to see the photo above used to illustrate him…

If enough people viewed the cunting and the photo, it would eventually start showing up on Google Image searches for Rod Stewart and I think that would be seriously fucking funny because Rod Stewart is self-evidently a fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West