Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Nothing worth saying

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I would like to cunt the arseholes who don’t have two brain cells to rub together, when it comes to talking. The following is a typical example of what you hear when listening to modern youth and their older ‘hipster’ followers.

“So, it’s like, you know, something that I don’t know much about, like, but it’s sort of, you know, really, really important cos I read about on, like, FaceBook, you know”.

Cunts always start a sentence with “so”. What’s the fuck’s that all about?

Nominated by: Smeggy Frenulum

Baby on board stickers

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Another thing which riles my shit are these cunting stupid “Baby on Board” stickers in car windows. Loosely translated it means “I’m the only woman in the world to have a child…My other half is a limp wristed hipster cunt who keeps his bollocks in my handbag and my child is the centre of the solar system and you WILL move out of the way”. Cuntish behaviour illustrated.

I put it to people like that, that I don’t give a well-rounded first wank if there’s a “Baby on Board”. What cuntish difference will that make to me? Bugger all. What’s next? “Second Cousin Thrice Removed Inbred Weirdo Shit-Slurping Mong Farrier on Board”. What a load of Generation Snowflake, Entitlement-Era mule shit.

Nominated by: TwatVarnish

Childrens’ TV

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Childrens’ TV is a cunt.

Every show, the kids have more power and money than their parents.

They never seem to be ten pence short for a pizza and their parents would probably need therapy if their poor darling were.

They also teach the kids that the word “no” doesn’t exist, which is just setting the slick little fuckers up for a great fall………….

Nominated by: Birdman

Bad grammar

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I’d like to cunt anyone who insists on using a lower case ‘i’ on banners/posters or what fucking ever thing they want to use to make a fucking statement.

When you write with capital letters you fucking don’t put a fucking little letter ‘I’ to let everyone know it’s a fucking ‘I’. I’ve noticed this getting more and more prevalent over the years. Does my fucking nut in it does.

When has the letter I been lower case on a keyboard? Fucking when? Eh? fucking never, that’s when, you cunts. Go on, you thick twats, look at your keyboard! It’s a fucking upper case fucking ‘I’. So why do I have to endure some cunt statement saying something like ‘NOT MY PRESiDENT’.

Are these cunts completely devoid of basic fucking grammar?

Nominated by: Wankycunt

Dead Pool (48)

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A very short album by the late Peter Sarstedt

Peter Starstedt has gone to where his lovely is so we move on to Dead Pool 48 with congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard for picking a winner!

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.