MTV in Trafalgar Square

MTV presents Trafalgar Square: U2 and David Guetta play ‘once-in-a-lifetime show’ in London?

MTV are cunts… This is probably their first actual music related show in twenty years… These cunts are to blame for the Satan’s arse telly that is the Osbournes, Jersey/Geordie Shore, 16 and Pregnant, and several other ‘made for scum’ reality shows…

And, of course, U2 are supreme cunts and David Guetta is a cunt….

Nominated by Norman

David Guetta brings shame to the EDM name he is a electropop house music cunt throu an throu and hes more interested in half baked collaborations with cunts like nicki minaj, kelly rowland and the endless of eurodance bellends

Nominated by Titslapper

Rule free parenting

I would like to nominate rule free parenting.
Apparently there was a program about it on cunt4 which was, and I quote “really good”.

Fucking hell! Can you imagine? The entire next generation not doing anything they don’t like at all ON TOP of the lot we already have.

So they say that the kids are really happy being raised with no rules….NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK!

I’m struggling to understand just how left, gay, stoopid and downright fucking selfish you’d have to be to raise your kids in such a way that they are left unable to look after themselves because they “don’t want to” . That get no education at all because they “don’t want to”. That don’t want to repel foreign invasion, beheadings and war because they “don’t want to”.
I think my bladder and heart are about to explode from the pressure.

This lot of tired cunts need flogging in the market square.
CUNTS.

Nominated by Cuntflap

The Stress Crutch

I would like to cunt the “modern stress crutch”

Most of you are pretty much non aware of my back ground, not that it matters because I am not writing mine kampf. cut to the chase a long time ago a lot of diazepam and a military shrink, then a total breakdown in civy street and a 3 month wait to see anyone because I refused medication.

Well fast forward to today (last year, and the year before) as a “stable” tax paying member of society who has dragged themselves up by their boot strings, I find myself running a small part of a retail organisation, I have an assistant (dogs body) young chap mental age of 9 physically 28 years old, he lives with mummy and daddy who supplement his poor wage due to lack of attendance.

Well to cut to the chase, sado was jilted by his girlfriend last year and this had a profound effect on him, making him not turn up for work, come in late ect and just when I was about to fire his little arse, he pulled the “mental health ticket”, he had “stress” no medication required, just a good rest and talking therapy. so I sat and watched his social media profile as he went fishing and went to festivals in holland, but could do nothing as it was “stress relief” and pretty much what the doctor ordered.

I find myself thinking of the time it took me to see a mental health consultant when I was doing my damndest not to kill myself or anyone else going through a system choked with wasters like him.

However the sun shines upon me, because although we must respect other peoples mental health issues, They in turn must respect the terms of their contract, on this occasion shit for brains has left the nest to cavort with a single mother again publicised on their social media, yet has failed to report in sick, a letter is winging its way to his parents house now asking him to attend work, it is so sad that I have to use a contract technicality to fire a piss taking little shit who has been absent from work for almost a quarter of the working year under the guise of stress!

So on that I would like to cunt the fuckers who sign people off from work for stress! and not tell them to grow up.

Nominated by Lord Benny

Gordon Brown [12]

Gordon Brown is and will for ever be a cunt. He has warned that the UK may hit a ‘crisis point next summer’ as we get closer to brexit. He maintains there may be a possibility we will not leave the EU, (not if he has his way).

He is not advocating a second referendum (yet) but says there ‘may be scope for a reassessment ‘ when we all realise what silly boys and girls we’ve been in voting to leave an Orwellian super – state in the making. Apparently we could change our minds when we are generously supplied with ‘ new evidence ‘ which proves we were foolish cunts in wanting to be an independent, sovereign nation, making our own way in the world, making our own laws and developing our democracy as a free independent people.

This evidence will apparently be the realisation that we will be getting a shit deal, will not be controlling our own borders, we’ll still be under the cosh of the ECJ and we won’t be controlling our own trade……. In other words, project fear 2.0. Right………

Fuck right off Gordon, you wonky eyed, baggy arsed, fucking useless sack of Scottish shit. How dare you pontificate on anything when you were fucking useless at everything you did whilst in government. Selling gold at rock bottom, trawling the world for immigrants, shelling out vast sums for workshy bastards, the infamous ‘ bigoted woman’ comment which showed your utter contempt for ordinary working folk, allowing the banks to shaft everybody and his brother to the point of economic disaster, prattling on about ‘Prudence’, who ended up raped and slaughtered, support for the Iraq war, etc. etc. etc.

This fucking under achiever should be tied to a stake at low tide. Hirers of deckchairs and ice cream sellers would have a field day as the moon’s magnetic pull worked its magic.

He is just another cunt who can’t accept democracy, we voted leave and will accept nothing less.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Michael McIntyre [2]

Perhaps it is an age thing. I find Michael McIntyre deeply unfunny, his humor being banal and childish. Staggering to think he was the highest earning comedian in the world in 2012, his tour grossing £21m!!

He describes himself as being a bit like Marmite. Brown (or more orange really) and a bit like shit? Of the Seasoned campaigners Lee Mack always good for a giggle, as is Sean Lock and Mickey Flanagan (in my humble opinion) however the up and coming comics of today (such as Jack Whithall have nothing new to say, it is too safe, and leaves me completely cold.

Nominated by Willie Stroker