I’d like to nominate “snowflake sports” for a cunting.

We all know the joys of snowflake cunts pissing around atop plastic broomsticks on 5-a-side pitch pretending to play the imaginary game Quidditch from Harry Potter (football/hockey mixture with a child’s toy stuck between your legs), Pod Racing from Star Wars (basically a dodgem car drag race on a straight track – no bumping!) and Tron’s “Deadly Discs” (two cunts throwing Frisbees at one another, wearing full body padding, helmets and goggles – just in case they melt) but now – as covered by our very own Snowflake Central liberati spewing machine the ABBC – we have “Mermaiding”, and yes it is exactly what you would imagine!

Sad cunts wear a pull on mermaid’s tail and then swim by flapping their legs up and down. That’s it.

The objective: to swim like a mermaid. So who wins? The fastest cunt? The cunt who swims the furthest underwater? The cunt who swims the longest distance?

Well the objective of who wins (as with all snowflake endeavours) wasn’t so much to find the best (because “best” and “brightest” are baaaad words in modern society) but to be inclusive and will probably be based on the very subjective notion who most embraces/resembles the motion of a mermaid in full flow.

Hmmm, so what archive/library footage of mermaids will they be referring to when making these assessments? Splash? A Disney cartoon?

No doubt there will be points for artistic impression too – which would explain why their outfits were as garish as any Rio carnival costume rather than a perfunctory black or blue colour.

No surprises then that the cunts in flake central want to make it an Olympic sport (to go alongside pole dancing no doubt – yes also to be an Olympic “Sport”).

Well let me tell you now – snowflake cunts – there’s already an Olympic swimming discipline where you legs are together and you flap them up and down, it’s called the butterfly stroke and you use your arms as well and it’s all about who is the fastest, i.e., the BEST over a given distance because that’s all any (normal) fucker cares about in a real sport!

So instead of inventing/recreating imaginary sports why not just try and get better – or at least participate in –
real sports. Oh but that’s right, real sports have a definable objective and that’s baaaad because it identifies the best (and “best” is baaaad in an “inclusive” flake society isn’t it)!

Triggered? Then please feel free to paddle off to any fucking safe space of your choosing. The shallow end is ? way!

Fucking snowflake cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Bullshit on food packaging to trick the dumb into thinking it’s healthy…… Why the fuck when I buy a 330ml can of fizzy sugar does it give me the nutrition values ‘per 165ml serving’…. What kind of cunt would drink half a can of fizz and save the other half for the next day?

Or when some gm processed to fuck mechanically recovered meat based turd in a pack has ‘no artificial flavourings’ on the front of its packaging…. No shit sherlock but it does have 13 e numbers, artificial preservatives, artificial colouring, emulsifiers, binding agents and who knows what the fuck else in it…. Stop being cunts and trying to mislead dumb cunts…… Most of us know it’s dodgy shit but it tastes good…… Just man up and tell it like it is. If people like shit they will buy shit don’t need the bullshit…..

We all know cigs are bad and now there are pictures of some poor fuck coughing up a lung on every side of the pack but smokers still smoke. If I fancy eating or drinking some shit in a tray or piss in a can I will but don’t need some fucker pissing down my back but telling me it’s raining…… Cunts

Nominated by Cunt dracula.

Here are the Subject Pronouns (and subsequent Object Pronouns) we have in the English language:

I (me)
You (you)
He (him)
She (her)
It (it)
We (us)
They (them)

These are all you need for subjects or objects. There are singular ones and plural ones. There are only two genders therefore we have male ones and female pronouns. That is all.

If someone wants to call themself a different gender to the one they were born, I shan’t say anything; if someone wishes to take hormones after ‘changing gender’ because Nature made a mistake, I shan’t interfere; if someone wants to cut off their John Thomas & growbag or perhaps have some sewn on, I won’t become involved.

Similarly, leave me alone when you require I use non-gender pronouns to describe whichever category you have chosen to belong. Ze, sve, ghe, zir, etc will not be used by me. Actually, none of the 60+ new non-binary (sigh) pronouns will be used. To be told to use any others, to be compelled to, is, naturally, an infringement of Freedom of Speech.

There have been talks of imprisonment if people don’t comply. I thought Human rights were supposed to liberate, not imprison. This is Forced Speech, compelling words into the mouths of individuals and threatening to punish them if they don’t comply. Don’t force me to use words with which I disagree and I won’t force you to say you’re mentally ill.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

I would like to nominate all liars worldwide for a severe cunting.

Whether it be from ruthlessly ambitious corrupt government politicians in order to further their own grubby personal agendas, or the corporate company individuals lying or misleading the masses solely for profit and financial gain, by those instigating cover ups and preventing or delaying justice and fair play, right down to one individual lying to another for whatever pathetic reason.

Lying is unnecessary and is a sign of disrespect. Was always brought up by my mother and father to always take responsibility of my own actions and to tell the truth at all times regardless of the situation and possible consequences.

In the UK the lead up to the Brexit referendum was a complete nightmare for anyone with any intelligence and sense of logicwith the Government, Remain and Leave campaigns all coming out with different facts and figures. Either wilful lying or fabricated information, almost impossible to make an informed decision or balanced decision. Even post Brexit refendum result, when more is now known still the same old lies and incorrect quotes and distorted figures are being cited by the Remain party in order to overturn the democratic will of the people. Take any fuckers off air or ask them to leave the discussion with a barefaced lie or misquote. Easy.

General election with Catweasle saying he will pay off all outstanding student loans? Not in the Labour manifesto, secured many young people’s votes on the strength of it. A barefaced lie. Was allowed to say it repeatedly with no reprimand or sanction from anybody. How can we have an lectoral system based on lies?

Jean Claude Juncker has even gone on record and has admitted lying when it suits him. How is it possible to negotiate with any people who admit to lying? The only option is to walk away or even better not start talks in the first place.

Hillsborough, why has it taken 30 years to get to the point that it is at now when it was clear to anyone with any sense at all what actually happened? Cover ups and lies.

Why has nobody been prosecuted for the latest financial banking disaster where through the actions of only a greedy and corrupt few many millions of people suffered. Cover ups and lies.

Why was Lord Janner or Jimmy Savile never prosecuted? Why were the peaceful child paedophiles in Rotherham not prosecuted earlier? Cover ups and lies.

Why was the Glasgow bin man not prosecuted for killing 6 people? Why will Grenfell take years to sort out when the Americans can solve a similar incident in hours? Why is Tony BLiar still a free man? How does Allison Saunders still have a job?

The world would be a much improved place if all those in positions of authority (whether in government or government appointed authorities, or company CEO’s or directors) were brought to book and faced sanctions or penalties for telling barefaced lies or covering up the truth in order to protect or enhance their position.

Wishful thinking I know but wouldn’t the world be a better place. If only.

Nominated by Willie Stroker.