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Children in Need [2]

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Well, it’s that time of year again so I feel a cunting for Children In Need is in order.

Like most places my university are supporting this absolute wankfest, as they do every year, because they still have the stupid, idealistic view (the same view I once had myself) that this charidee is a force for good and a bastion of everything that’s right with the world.

Well, it’s not – it’s just another corrupt organisation where the executives and other senior figures get paid eye watering salaries and fuck all money goes on the people they claim to help, which the usual luvvies and all the regressive cunts get to feel morally good and pure and virtuous about supporting.

Fuck this absolute cunt of a ‘charity’, and like I always say, if you want to give to charity – check out what the overheads are and give local.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

“I’m autistic, aint I”

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People who, on a whim, diagnose themselves with autism are cunts.

There seems to be a growing number of people who fail to understand that if they don’t practice things they’ll never get good at them. Then, realising they are shit at something, they give up and proclaim “I must have autism”, or “I must be on the spectrum”.
On the spectrum of what, inconsiderate stupidity?

This is fucked up right? How on earth is imagining a disorder like this on a whim acceptable?
I have asked several people now about their new found symptoms and I have found myself marvelling at a statistical miracle – every single one is higher functioning and had their diagnosis confirmed by the presence of OCD.

Now, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure washing your hands after each toilet visit is not OCD.
There is also further evidence – the claim that they “must be on the spectrum” because they have failed to recognise how someone else is feeling (I know, I know).

Again, I’m no doctor, but based on this conversation alone I think I can see the problem – er, you’re not fucking listening. To anybody.

This phenomenon of exaggerating small things as a way of self associating with illness is remarkably thoughtless and selfish. But it’s spreading.

It probably has more to do with made in chelsea than it does with biological illness.
Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntflap

The Brexit Hokey Cokey

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oh you leave your left foot in, you take your right foot out, in out, in out, we’re neither in nor out… Let’s all do the Brexshit hokey cokey, fellow cunters. You’ll recall that in the not too distant, we were offered a choice; in or out, and we chose O.U.T. ‘Brexit means Brexit’, said the Rt Hon (???) Mrs May. Really? Because this ‘deal’ looks like Mrs Chamberlain waving lots of pieces of paper and declaring ‘sell out in our time’.

A couple of examples, if I may. Just where, for instance, is our trade deal? In his resignation letter, Sharish Vara says that ‘it will take years to conclude’. Meanwhile, we’re tied in by EU policy; de facto we’ll still be in the customs union and the single market as far as I can see, with an end to that arrangement only being concluded by JOINT consent. As though THEY’RE ever going to agree… As far as Northern Ireland’s concerned, I must admit that I’m not really sure just what’s being proposed, beyond the fact that it seems different arrangements will be applying there to the rest of the UK; all, it seems, to satisfy those great friends of ours in the Republic.

Somebody tell me if I’ve got this wrong, but it just seems that under May’s deal, we’re going to be shackled to the EU for ever, in a half way house, not a sovereign nation, and still paying through the nose for the privilege of kow-towing to Brussels. This isn’t what 17.5 million people voted for. Mrs May, you’re now asking those people to accept a situation that you said you would never allow to happen. You promised to maintain our sovereignty and the integrity of the UK, but you’ve betrayed that promise and are preparing to sell us down the river. The EU has shown us that with friends like them, we don’t need enemies. Brexit means Brexshit, Mrs May. Fuck the Fourth Reich, and fuck you.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Theresa May (22)

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Another emergency cunting for that lying shitebag Treesa May. Easily a shoe-in for COTC.

I have just seen the news (15th Nov., 13h45), and was sickened to see the douchebag’s smug, gurning face as she stood waffling in the Commons. The dozy bitch may well think she’s won the battle, but she has lost the war and, moreover, I hope and believe that something of thermonuclear proportions is heading her way (a giga-ton kick in the cunt ??)…

Eventually, I could stand no more. We switched over to Berlaymont, where the genetically-compromised Polish dwarf was being equally as smug. I switched off the magic rectangle, as my piss was steaming so badly that plaster was coming off the ceiling.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

BBC 3 Cunties Radio

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I’d like to nominate “BBC 3 Cunties Radio” for a cunting.

Tonight the local AL-BEEB was decrying the NHS being stretched to fuck in the Bedfordshire area – which also encapsulates Lutonistan – mulling over the reason why…

Well of course it’s that growing population of selfish old cunts again isn’t it! You know the fuckers who have paid 30-40yrs into a system that was actually meant to serve them!

No mention of the artificial population expansion due to 10 million imports (and that’s just the ones we know about) since 1997. Why of course that has fuck-all to do with it has it. That would be waycist!

I wonder what the educated cunts at 3CR would make of it if overnight all of the 10 million “Johnny Come Latelies” were fucked off with a swish of a wand but all those selfish old cunts were still here.

Would the NHS (or insert any other fucking service/resource in the UK here):

a) Still be overstretched with not enough beds, nurses, doctors, etc., because of those selfish old cunts?

b) Just about struggle by?

c) Have the effect of laying off all of the RotW’s medical flotsam who’ve descended here (and now it transpires a lot of whom don’t actually have real qualifications – now that some cunt has decided to check – funny that eh) and closing down hospitals due to overcapacity???

The law of supply and demand never changes. Until we redress the demand side we can never keep up with supply, end of. It’s a simple graph a two year old can understand and even if all the people over 75 now lived until they were 85 it would barely make a dent in the demand side if there wasn’t 10 million (much more deserving) interlopers to deal with as well!

However, the 3CR mantra – as it is with all AL-BEEB and Sly outlets – is that the supply and demand graph doesn’t apply where immigration is concerned and is purely waycist!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!