British Weather
Those who perceive the British weather in a series of myopic delusions are stoopid cunts aren’t they?
Now that winter is here, every five minutes people are going to be harping on about that imminent snowfall that’ll make the country look like Santa’s north pole.
Three millimetres of icy slush will settle and the whole workshy country will have a day off school and work. Apparently people can’t drive in the snow. Hardly Swiss snowdrifts though are they? It’s just a bit of oily slush.
The reality of course is a never ending misty drizzle that permeates everything. So bad in fact that nobody will even go outside. Every dog in the country is taking a shit on the lawn because their owners can’t face a bit of rain. Fucking pussies, it’s been raining for thousands of years here, you’d think we’d be taking it in our stride by now.
These same people will be the first to start wittering about the mythical Indian summer during the April rains.
Fucking deluded cunts.
The same ones who actually think a bit of wind coming in from the Atlantic constitutes another alphabetically named storm. Or a bit of an icy breeze necessitates an entire sentence.
“Beast from the east” my fucking arse.
Why must we all pretend things are all so much more dramatic than they actually are?
Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is a talentless cunt with a face like a warthog’s bumhole after it’s just sat in Katie Price’s make up box.
This tone deaf musically illiterate cunt has been annoying me for fucking years but I just heard her on the radio and I can hold my tongue no longer….
Constantly talking like a moron and banging on about her vagina *shudder* and rapping about getting fucked.
She talks even worse than the male rappers and we all know what dicks they are!
Now I don’t know shit about writing songs but I’m pretty sure the main criteria for lyrics go as follows:
1. The lyrics have to make sense.
2. The lyrics should rhyme as much as possible.
Nicki Minaj can’t do number 1 as she’s too fucking stupid to write a coherent sentence so she just makes up words and sounds that rhyme.
These are some of her lyrics:
“Okay, okay
Me I’m the barbie I’m supahot.
When I’m in the dealership should I get the coupe or not?
Should I get the roof or drop?
Should I get the choo-choo truck?
Crazy I get boo koo bucks, coo coo for dem coo coo puffs
I’m coo coo for coo coo puffs
Got money in my louis duff
And I got a nasty flow, bitch I spit that gooey stuff
It’s goin D-0-W-N-N-N
I am da barbie were the fuck is ken ken ken?
I be on the 147 in the rock
That’s my block New York City to the top tippy top
Buss a shot
I seh, I be on 147 in the rock that’s my block
New York City to the top
Tippy top buss a shot!”
….I’ve read that 3 times and I still don’t know what the fuck she’s on about.
“Ayo, I been on, bitch, you been corn
Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on
I mean I been Storm, X-Men been formed
He keep on dialin’ Nicki like the Prince song
I-I-I been on, bitch, you been corn
Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on
Ayo, I been north, Lara been Croft
Plates say Chun-Li, drop the Benz off
Oh, I get it, huh, they paintin’ me out to be the bad guy
Well it’s the last time you gonna see a bad guy do the rap game like me
I went and copped the chopsticks, put it in my bun just to pop shit
I’m always in the top shit, box seats, bitch, fuck the gossip
How many of them coulda did it with fin…..”
*sigh*
Maybe it’s coz I’m old (ish). Maybe it’s coz I’m not “street” or “down with the kids” or … (and suspect that this is the reason) … this “music” is an utter crock of shite.
You might say “ok she can’t write lyrics but maybe she has the voice of an angel.”
Well decide for yourself.
WARNING. THIS MUSIC VIDEO IS MADE BY AN ANNOYING AND TALENTLESS CUNT AND IS LIKELY TO CAUSE HEART PROBLEMS, ANGER ISSUES, MENTAL ANGUISH AND PISS BOILING.
Can you believe that this cunt is worth SEVENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS?
Personally I would rather listen to a fox having sex with a hyena while both simultaneously, loudly shit themselves to death, than listen to this cunt’s “music”….
Unfortunately I don’t have a choice and I have to endure this shite regularly on the radio.
Ok, it’s better than listening to James O’Brien but nonetheless, Nicki Minaj is a cunt and so is anyone that buys her “music”.
So along comes the first of January and what’s all over the News channels? There’s going to be an increase in rail fares on 1st January. Shock! Horror!
Since when was this fucking news? I remember back in the late 60’s (yes I really am that old!) when rail fares went up on January 1st. It’s happened every year since. Now I appreciate that we’re in the dead zone for news until after the Christmas / New Year holidays that seem to go on for a fortnight, but this really isn’t news is it?
Al-BBC blames the increases on the rail companies and the fact that the increases are tagged to the Consumer Prices Index or is it the Retail Prices Index? Well, one or the other anyway. And they’re bleating that it’s linked to the wrong one.
What the lefties at the Beeb seem to be conveniently ignoring is that the drivers and staff wages are also linked to the same index. So if you are forced to pay your useless good for nothing staff – like the unnecessary guards – loads of extra dosh, then you have to put your prices up to cover the wage bill. Simples, in’it?
The real cunts here are the unions. They bleat about how the increases are hitting the poor old ordinary working man whilst paying drivers the sort of wages that most of us can only dream about. For example, a tube train driver in London can earn £100,000 a year.
Why the fuck did I bother to work my arse off for professional qualifications? Should have been a train driver. I’d have got free rail travel then too…
Whilst there is no pity for a snowflake having its iphone snatched uploading a selfie or uploading the last meal from Starbucks on instagram – the hitting up females and elderly handbags and screaming off at a gutless speed elevates them to the High Order of Cunts.
The latest Met decision to ram them is only a good one if they are allowed to hit reverse and roll back over on the cunt.
As the hue of skin colour starts from shit brown and goes to Ebony – I am taking bets to how long a court case will be for a Javed or the next aspiring architect to make a million and a new house for the trauma of being knocked off his Chinese vespa following his last hit at Sainsburys.
A cunting for “held under the Mental Health Act….”
Yes my friends 2019 has started as 2018 ended , with more piss boiling cunty actions of the establishment.
Want to suppress the public’s concerns that another “peaceful” has attacked the very country he was born in/immigrated to ? Tell them he was mentally ill.
Shouting “ally snackbar” is irrelevant , it’s not another attack , the poor sod is a basket case, his family has said there were issues years ago blah blah blah.
Same with the Paris one . Supposedly the cunt was telling other Muslim looking ones “don’t worry, you’re ok” as he walked about shooting cunts with a hand gun , but he was mentally ill as well right enough…….
Our betters fucking know the scale of the sickening disdain we are held in by a minority in this country who have a disproportionate effect on the rest , but choose to do fuck all except tie our coppers’ hands when they need them most
I will probably receive a visit and be held under the Mental Health Act for posting this no doubt.
