is a cunt.
“More than 80 people were killed between October 2025 and July this year following false accusations about what is termed “genital theft”, the BBC Global Disinformation Unit has found after gathering data from police forces across six African countries.
The killings are linked to rumours that a simple tap on the shoulder can cause a man’s genitals to shrink or disappear. They are being fuelled by widespread misinformation on social media.”..
The BBC Global Disinformation Unit strikes again..thank goodness for that.
“They were shouting that we had stolen someone’s genitals and we didn’t have any way to escape because there was a huge crowd,” Tanzanian mechanic Boniface Mgala told the BBC about his ordeal in April when he was badly beaten by those convinced he was a genital thief.”
“On the same day that Mgala and his friend were attacked, commercial photographer and businessman Michael Silavwe says he witnessed another similar assault in Tunduma, where he says anxiety had been building after videos about stolen genitalia had begun circulating on TikTok.
Outside his shop he saw people running and says he learned that a man had been accused nearby and was being beaten – and later set on fire.
“After they set him on fire, the police arrived at the scene and everyone scattered and ran away,” the 23-year-old told the BBC.”
Why these lovely countries are not amongst the most popular tourist destinations in the world escapes me.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
This is beyond the realms of stupidity.
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Well that explains the current labour,liberal and green party’s.
Genital theft.. though I doubt they got away with much to brag about..
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Surely there is a burgeoning market for that thing over here with an increasing number of males seeking to change their gender. No risky and expensive surgery – just a simple tap on the shoulder and perhaps a nice cup of tea in recovery.
The government may be right after all – we neec as many of these Afreakan dinghy travellers available for their services in the sexual health depts. of the iNHS.
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need not neec. Fucking African phone.
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Imagine being caught by the cops with a pocketful of genitals! ”Ello ‘Ello. What’s all this ‘ere then?’ I suppose the trick is to nick them without the victim realising they are gone until he gets home. The best way would be to have some handy wadding to inset into the underpants to pad them out a bit where the missing bollocks would normally nestle. I suppose they are stolen to order.
Good morning, everyone.
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Brings to mind a phrase popular when I was young;
Thick as pigshit.
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Which causes me to think of Noel Clarke, bankrupt and looking at jail time due to thinking with his cock.
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hehehe 😀
knacker nickers.
they set him on fire?
he won’t do it again
Funny face Mgala got off with a mild beating,
but he steals people’s Jacobs in future he’ll get set on fire.
Nevermind the bollocks
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Africa,its fine tradition in hysteria and witchcraft are simply a treat to read about..
Until you get tapped on the shoulder,you nuts fall off then set on fire.
Careful now.
Good morning.
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Fuck off phone.
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These are the same simpletons who investigate a crashed petrol tanker with a lighter, with predictable results.
Build a wall around the place and check in once every thousand years to see if they have evolved.
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Quite,although a thousand years is rushing it a bit.
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Thinking about it, are the knacker nickers and incendiary fuel thieves the same doctors and engineers that Labour keep on about enriching our culture?
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I see that airports have yet another “glitch” today,definitely not the Russians or the Iranians..
Voodoo,that’s what the Transport Minister will blame,shortly before her husband’s tinkle drops off.
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Basically, if you want to beat the shit out of anyone in Africa, all you need to do is claim that they have nicked your cock.
Makes sense.
I think that Africans have a bit too much free time on their hands.
It can’t take long to bulk send half a million emails claiming to come from an ex Finance Minister.
After that, they have fuck all to do except worry about cock theft.
They should all get themselves a hobby.
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They could always practice their swimming.
That should keep them busy.
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This about sums up the continent of sheboons 🤣… imagine the pitiful I.q. of someone who actually believes that a tap on the shoulder can make your meat and two veg disappear ffs…’hey wot appen wiv ma tools bro’….’your my man nooooow ras’ …who da people, de Voodoo people,who do,you do,de voodoo people ☠️🦴👹🧟
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Coming to a postcode near you in 2027..
And these monkeys still have the delusions, that they rebuilt Britain..
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Get Dixon of Cock Green on the case.
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Starsky and Crutch?
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