are a cunts for cunts.
common isn’t it?
if your kids/ grandkids have a trampoline in the garden then they probably also have nits.
As well as screaming hey we’re chavvy as fuck
they’re dangerous.
100,000 accidents in A&E are tramp-o-line related.
I’m not arsed about that,
find it funny,
no, I’m concerned with how
‘council estate ‘ it is.
plant a tasteful flower bed
have a pond and water feature
show some taste.
Let little Teagan and Chardonnay burn off their ADHD in some state sponsored kids gym.
ps dont get me started on bouncy castles.
vulgar.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Ideal for incompetent parents to plonk their children into, whilst they contemplate not having anymore.
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I heard a lady calling my name from the garden.
I went downstairs and saw this lady on my trampoline:
https://share.google/7mfRVxUY3HogOCTkb
We had tons of bouncy, filthy sex.
Then I woke up.
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Luckily, I managed to get back to sleep, where she was still waiting for me, albeit a little different:
https://share.google/fX6vqvbvmNQH68ocF
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I closed one eye before I opened that one
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At least 50% of my submission was worth an emission, Soi!
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I’ve been charitable to worse.
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Thomas you cunt, that’s my breakfast resurrected.
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Add to that those bloody basketball hoops that twang. Sometimes I wonder why we fund all these parks when Cayden and Layden can’t be arsed to walk a few yards there ; they’d rather scream and shout in their own backyards. Some looney left council was proudly boasting about turning backstreets into playgrounds.
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There’s loads on my estate. For reasons that elude me, these eyesores are usually located in the front gardens.
All day long, squeak, squeak, squeak, shriek, shriek, shriek! Like a brothel when the fleets in.
Still, high winds earlier this year blew several of the untethered monstrosities into the occupiers parked car, so it’s true about an Ill wind blowing nobody some good. Very satisfying.
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Young kids are flexible, they can take a bit of bending and bouncing, it all goes tits up when the adults get involved
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I bet Mucky Ange has a trampoline.
To keep herself permanently lubed.
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Ideal also for chucking ADHD kids into. When I had that problem, found it better to stick with the quality HD screen.
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Sex on a trampoline has to be tried. I thoroughly recommend.
Also both covered in baby oil in a ball pit, while off your tits on LSD.
Superb
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I’ve done it on a water bed.
Didn’t enjoy it though.
I got seasick.
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We live opposite a park and all you can hear is cuntlets screaming all fucking day.
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Sometimes chavvy customers when on the phone and I enquire what’s to be moved will
say
” oh normal stuff, sofa, beds, washing machine, fridge,20ft trampoline..”
when I ask if its stripped down it never is.
when I explain that after two years outdoors all the bolts will of seized up and it’ll add about £100 to the bill for the time spent fuckin about with the fuckin thing,
they have a Damascus moment
“we’ll just leave it.
kids have outgrown it anyway.
yeah just leave it.”
Hoping you’d say that..😁
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And the new people moving in are supposed to be pleased they’ve left behind their shite? Tie some helium balloons to it and hope it takes off.
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Nah, use hydrogen So Long, cheaper and gives you more lift. For potentially more excitement float it off in a thunderstorm.
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People with a trampoline in their gardens will also have a part of their lounge dressed up to look like a bar.
With a dartboard, horse brasses and optics for the spirits.
Council house types.
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Poor families who are cruel to the children can use the excuse whilst giving them a good hiding under the pretence’s of having one of these confounded things.
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Even worse if they have one indoors 😩… must admit I’ve been on a couple of bouncy castles 46DD one’s 😘
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It’s a cunning way to reduce the great unwashed. Shame more peacefulls don’t buy them for their breeding stock…☠️
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Good idea for epileptic fit sufferers.
I used to help out with a neighbour who would ask me to sit by her, whilst she took a bath, incase of a seizure occurring. I don’t know what use I’d have be if the lady did have a funny turn, due to me being transfixed by her enormous tits and hairy minge.
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As a kid a trampoline would of held my attention for nearly 5minutes.
then id of ignored it.
rubbish aren’t they?
xlbully is better.
release it and the kids can burn off energy racing around the garden to avoid it.
pure adrenaline rush for the summer holidays.
Then little jayden and Chardonnay can watch the police armed response unit shoot the fucker from the kitchen window,
then relax with some colouring in.
surprised my creche got shut down by the council.
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