No doubt many will have heard of Swatch who make cheap plastic watches in funny colours..
In the latest bout of sheeple madness they’ve “collaborated” with the luxury watch brand Audemars Piguet to make some cheap plastic pocket watches worth about a tenner..
However this plastic tat has caught the publics attention..
“Swatch have closed their stores in cities across the UK after hundreds of people queued outside branches eager to buy a new limited watch.
The Swiss firm said it would not open, external its branches in the capital “in light of safety considerations for both our customers and our staff”.
Stores in Birmingham, Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester and Sheffield will also remain closed.
The firm had been due to launch their new “Royal Pop” pocket watch collaboration with luxury watchmaker Audemars Piguet, with eight models priced from £335.
However the watch has been put on resale online for up to £16,000.”
Fuck off its a plastic fob watch with a cheap movement stuck inside it.
“In the Liverpool One retail area, some shoppers had been camping for two days outside the Paradise Street store.
Merseyside Police said they received a report that “a group of males were acting in an aggressive manner and making threats” outside the shop at about 07:00 BST on Saturday.
“Officers attended and the crowd dispersed shortly afterwards,” a force spokesperson added.”
Dear me the grasping stupidity of the masses is quite astounding.
Perhaps Our New Hero Andy Burnham will be throwing them into the crowds during his by election campaign?
Mass produced Cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Well that makes sense.
People are queuing up to buy their overpriced tat so they shut their fucking shops.
They will probably open up again when people lose interest.
Fucking idiots.
Good morning.
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I prefer the early elaborate Fob Watch, rather than be fobbed off with some soppy plastic tat.
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Maybe increase the price to £16000, thus removing the grifters from the picture..
Then any moron that wants to pay that, gets their watch hassle free.
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I despair. No wonder arseholes get elected.
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They do a similar thing here.
Mrs Cunter went into the city year’s ago for the UB40 pop concert (yes, I know!).
Thousands of people there and all the bars shut early.
It wasn’t that they were worried about any violence, most of the people there were of an age that they actually remembered who UB40 were.
The bar staff just don’t want to work too hard.
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I immediately thought that the group of males acting in an aggressive manner may have been ethnic types.
However, this image has been dispelled by the revelation that the fatso’s turned up and actually policed the incident.
Anyway, a scouse spokesman said ‘it wasn’t us like. It was da busy’s dat started it. And Maggie Thatcher’
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People queuing for days to buy a watch.
Crikey, where do they find the time?
Alright, I’m leaving.
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@geordie….hang on a sec !
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dumb fuck public fall for watch company publicity stunt shocker
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Presumably these are the same dickheads who queue for days to pay silly money for the latest Apple spy device.
Why bother, morons? Big Brother already knows where you are and what you’re doing.
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And on the subject of spy devices, how gratifying to hear that a million quids worth of Chínk spookmobiles went up in flames in Southampton docks. Charlie Chan might be able to remotely disable his entire car fleet sold to the gullible West, but he can’t stop them catching fire.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/39316524/jaecoo-electric-cars-destroyed-uk-docks-blaze/
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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News just in.
Andy Burnham has announced that a Swatch watch should be available to those who need help the most.
As soon as he has assumed power, you’ll be able to collect your free Swatch from any local benefits office.
Simply provide proof that you are a recipient of universal credit upon arrival. We’ll see if we can get your gas and leccy bills down at the same time.
Please note: if you are a working tax payer and/or white British, you can fuck off!
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OT…unconfirmed as yet, but apparently that Vickrum Digwa cunt has been napalmed in prison…keeping my 🫰
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Well it can only improve his looks, and hopefully burned that gay, wispy beard off that he sports..
Morning tommy.
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Morning Bz…hopefully he keeps on getting attacked until he self checks-out.
If true, it would’ve been funnier if his attacker had burned him with scalding hot curry!
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Never understood blokes who are into luxury watches.
it just tells the time, my phone does that.
My dad had a Rolex, but flogged it last year,
Not sure why he bought it in the first place.
i dont wear a watch they always get broken whien im working, so dont bother..
i DO own a pocket watch though.
found it on a house clearance,
solid silver,
no chain or key for it,
its in my bedside draw where i put it a few years ago.
fuck watches.
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And of course Mis the time on your phone will always be spot on. Until the battery goes flat. Then useless. Like an EV.
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I thought this colourful plastic tat had its day in the 90s. Presumably this is the same, but older demographic to whom these eloquent timepieces appeal.
The UK really is a nation of numbskulls.
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They look like something youd get in a Lucky Bag.
or those machines outside sweetshops you put 10p in twist the lever and a plastic egg rolls out the chute.
Awful.
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The latest thing to get mugged for.
Genuinely baffled why anyone would want one?
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Unfortunately this sums up the state of the nation 😕…plastic tat with dumber than dumb 🧠dead 🐑 fighting over it 🤐 think I’ll put my old Timex up for grabs online and wait for the stampede … especially if I change the strap for a more trendy 🏳️🌈 one…⌚sooold to Mr izzard
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Yet another example, if we needed one , of the shallow and brain dead state of a great many people 😜🤪😝😜🤪
There’s just no understanding some folk.
Lives filled with trivia and some bizarre sense of one upmanship.
Look at me, look at me !
Most of them are probably shrieking shirt lifters 👬
Wankers.
Not in a good mood this morning.
The lane is shut off for some fucking Iron Man event 🙄
When I was out with the dog earlier, I wandered over to the two dusky hued cunts manning the line of cones trapping residents in their homes…
JTC….If I need to go somewhere, what am I supposed to do ?
Can I not use my car ?
Dusky hued cunt#1….No, you have to find some other way of getting there.
Dusky hued cunt#2…Mumbles incoherently.
JTC.,…So I can’t use my car because some cunts want to go for a fucking bike ride ? Fucking ridiculous.
Dusky hued cunts collectively…..Roll eyes
What a load of cunt.
Good morning 👍
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In 2001 or 2002 some group of eco cunts decided they would make the city centre 25 miles from where I lived into a ‘car free zone’ for a day. Now. This shit was not legally enforcable but a big old ‘Teach the World to sing’ / we can DO this if we all try everyone thing, like fucking picket line with makeshift barriers manned by right-on cunts, and cops not breaking heads & sending these cunts away, by earlier agreement.
I gott in my motor & drove the 25 miles to there JUST to drive around the Central Square 3 times and then the 25 miles back home again. 🙂
‘Get that fucking barrier out of my way’ is the only line I recall word for word. And lots of boos and swearing as proceeded, then, to indulge in both my paid-up road tax and fuel tax!
‘Got away’ with a lot more fun shit in the days before every brain dead cunt/mob was carrying a fucking video/camera in their pocket ..
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Rubber room on standby.Halfwits.
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Talking of morons buying shite, please note, cunters, that “Sir” Leonard Henry is back … here are the tour dates – book early! (probably no need to queue though) …
https://www.fane.co.uk/lenny-henry
🧎🏻
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Morning SB…he could just call it the “Reparations Tour ’26”, nag the audience about what colonial shits they are and then send round a giant bucket for them.to put all their white guilt money into.
I truly hope Lenny Henry contracts rectal cancer.
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Lets be honest ,
if you buy a luxury watch your just paying for the brand name and trying to show off.
No harm in that like,, your money to spend
but its like those who buy aftershave at £100 !
its just perfume darling.
your being ripped off.
Or geriatrics in sports cars.
Hey ! Look at me！
are you all looking?!”
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In 1998 I saw a watch on a magazine ad. Seiko Kinetic. No price. Said to g/f ‘I like that’ .. may look into it.
Hoping it was in the maybe 100 quid range tops, I found the range *started* at 500. Endsville, then. 2 years later I saw it in a shop window. 8 ton. Bought it, you only live once etc. I still like the thing. Haven’t worn it in 15 years. Maybe I’ll ‘spite for the world’ insist it’s on my wrist when ‘going through the curtains’ when I’m making the final exit.
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Morning MNC…I like to inverse brag…as I work most days with Porsches, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, McLarens, etc…I like to park my increasingly rusty diesel 2001 Rover that I got for £200 front and centre in the car park.
It’s fucking magnificent.
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Apparently the Hackney empire only has limited tyre swings available. Bring your own banana.
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The banality of this behaviour hasn’t dawned on those who queued for hours..
But at least they have the adrenaline rush when a chav in a balaclava threatens them with a machete and releves them of their £400 plastic toy.
Good morning.
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