is a cunt.
“A chocolate bar has been made using entirely British ingredients for the first time in nearly a century, with cocoa from not Brazil or Bali, but Berkshire.

Created at the University of Reading, it was named the Reading 100 Chocolate Bar to mark the university’s 100th anniversary.

It is the first of its kind since 1932, when Rowntree’s gifted a six-year-old Princess Elizabeth the only other bar of UK-grown chocolate ever made.”

Ah the days of Empire! A bit of patriotic pride once more..

No.

“Food security master’s student Maha Khan created the chocolate bar by harvesting, fermenting and processing the Reading-grown cocoa.”

“She said: “It is incredible that we can make 100% British chocolate – but in the context of climate change, pests and diseases, there are estimates that 30 to 40% is lost.”

So a paki made it in a laboratory.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt

Danny George Quinn and son Danny Jo knocked on the door of a 90 year old man in March 2025, offering to fix some cracked roof tiles. Over the next three months, they returned more than 10 times, claiming extra work was needed and asking for cash payments.

In June, the vile duo demanded a further £2.5k and drove their victim to his bank to withdraw it. The bank teller, seeing the previous withdrawals ( and there being only £24 in the account ) contacted the police and invoked the BP.

Derbyshire plod

The police attended and investigated, and as a result on the 30th July the father got 40 months inside ( out in just over a year because overcrowding, innit ) and the son 9months YO suspended with community service ( yeah, right! ).

Dreadful though this story is, it’s all too familiar, so here’s the cunting.

The Banking Protocol is a scheme were bank and Post Office staff are trained to spot unusual activity that may indicate someone is the victim of a fraud.

Before anyone gives the bank a pat on the back though, let’s consider that it took them three months to ” notice “, and then only when the poor old lad tried to withdraw funds he no longer had.

So fuck off, with your Banking Protocol, you useless cunts.

For the cherry on the icing of the cake, a special mention to the old boys son, who described his father’s “confusion which is obvious to anyone who talks to him for any length of time”

Where the fuck were you in the three months that it took these pieces of shit to rob your Dad blind, eh?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

There are some among you who may feel I have a bit of a problem peaceful drivers, and you’d be fucking right.
Take Daniel Mohammed, for example.
This 21 year old interbred managed to plough his allahmobile, whilst driving like a cunt with his phone in his hand, into a kebab shop with such force that the building collapsed.
Sadly for society, Daniel and his passenger survived.
The judge wasn’t happy at all, and gave the repulsive little cunt a sentence of 2 years and 2 months.
Which is still less than a white person gets for suggesting mosques should be blown up on Facebook, after little girls are stabbed to death.
And the fact remains that all of this could have been avoided if we didn’t let the medieval inbreds drive a motorised vehicle.
They simply aren’t genetically capable.
Ban the smelly bastards!

the sun

Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.