Women’s Athletics


Apparently, new guidelines are being put in place for television coverage of wimminz athletes.

Broadcasters are being advised on how to show more sympathetic angles of female competitors so as not to sexualise their movements. Because we all remember knocking one out over Fatima Whitbread, eh fellas? All joking aside, it’s apparently very serious and can lead to…Yep, you’ve got it.

“serious long-term effects on athlete’s mental health.”

Oh dear.

Well let me put your minds at rest my lovelies. I’ve yet to come across a single doable female track and field athlete, so I wouldn’t worry your ‘pretty’ little heads about it. If I want images of some young girl in her gym kit, I’ll ask one of my local park key taxi drivers.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Field Marshal Cuntgomery

50 thoughts on “Women’s Athletics

  1. I have to admit that as a young man I started to take a keen interest in Wimmins athletics and also ladies Wimbledons.

    Very entertaining,leading to lifelong myopia regrettably.

    It’s a hobby that I’ve proudly continued into middle age.

    No doubt I’ll get 5 years in Belmarsh for my innocent admission.

    Oh well.

    • I shouldn’t worry about Belmarsh, UT.
      Apparently, like the rest of the country, it’s gone soft.
      That Welsh choirboy give the waders a few kickings and even procured a bladed weapon.
      High security?
      My arse.
      The pansies were so scared, they had to ship him off to Broadmoor.

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