Apparently, new guidelines are being put in place for television coverage of wimminz athletes.
Broadcasters are being advised on how to show more sympathetic angles of female competitors so as not to sexualise their movements. Because we all remember knocking one out over Fatima Whitbread, eh fellas? All joking aside, it’s apparently very serious and can lead to…Yep, you’ve got it.
“serious long-term effects on athlete’s mental health.”
Oh dear.
Well let me put your minds at rest my lovelies. I’ve yet to come across a single doable female track and field athlete, so I wouldn’t worry your ‘pretty’ little heads about it. If I want images of some young girl in her gym kit, I’ll ask one of my local park key taxi drivers.
Nominated by : Field Marshal Cuntgomery
Not again, I’m not yet fully recovered from the ladies Wimbledon fortnight.
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Its also nothing whatsoever to do with camera angles if the ladies decide to wear scantily clad outfits.
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They have no need to worry their pretty little heads about it.
In no time at all all the women will have bedsheets and burqas on and playing ladies sports will be completely banned.
If they don’t like this arrangement and want to go back to “the old ways”,again nothing to worry about…
Their husbands or fathers will stone them to death.
David Colemans Camel Toe Oven.
Good morning.
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Watching Anna Kournikova back in the day had a serious long-term effect on my visual acuity.
And a former colleague of mine did actually fancy Fatima Whitbread. Seriously.
He ended up in the nuthouse.
Good morning all.
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I also know of a college who ended up in intensive care for farting in her whitbread.
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I can’t get on board with this cunting.
Only a póóf couldn’t find dozens of women track and field athletes in any event highly fuckable.
OK, they may be lacking in the tit department, but the long legs, flat stomachs and tight arses more than make up for that.
I especially like watching the girls pull their shorts out of their bum cracks after competing.
Sort yourself out Field Marshall.
Good morning.
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I wonder though Arty, are most female athletes dykes like those who play football?
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As an ex athlete herself Arfur, Mrs Cunter assures me that very few women competitors are of the rug munching persuasion.
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Apologies, Artful.
Maybe my thoughts have been coloured by the memory of Paula Radcliffe pissing at the side of the road years ago.
She didn’t even have the decency to pull her shorts down.
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I thought Paula had actually done a shit when she did that, the wobbly-necked bint??
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Doing a “controlled Linekar” SG
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I am with you Arty although the busboys at the BBC are inclined to take all the fun out of women’s sports. For those with an interest in these matters may I refer you to:
https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/athletes-you-would.166692/e ma
I see from today’s , increasingly piss-poor, Daily Telegraph (they couldn’t even identify the late Queen in a photograph they published last week) that David Sullivan , Chairman of West Ham United, was banned for 3 years from all contact with their women is team. I can’t imagine why.
Good Morning.
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It is best not to get involved. Imagine bashing one out only to read later that she has a penis. Take my advice, stick to tired and trusted lovelies like Lulu.
Good morning, everyone.
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Don’t let Lulu near any summer BBQs , with the amount of work she has had done she’ll melt.
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It would not surprise me if Lulu is made entirely of delicious ice cream that has been decorated with cunningly placed sugar strands.
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To cure any impending póófery, can I suggest that you turn off Google safe search and enter the term ‘Woman Athletes Camel Toe’.
Thank me later.
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We know clothing can hinder a performance, but the sporting authorities have not decided to only allow elastoplast on nipples and the toilet area just yet.
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‘Tried’, ha, ha! Sorry, Lulu.
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I personally don’t mind a bit of girly golf, or lesbians coxless pairs rowing.
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What about women’s beach volleyball.
All that grunting, erect nipples and sand covered arses.
Phwoah!
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Why not record it Keystone Cop style and have it over in no time.
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Beach volleyball anyone, nudge nudge wink wink, or is that wank wank, say no more.
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Good grief! Next they’ll be applying blur filters to the areas they think we’re salivating over. It will be a cross between athletics and Japanese porn.
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It can’t be avoided when all they do is fanny about.
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On a more serious note, we taught our kids to eschew sport. Swimming, athletics, football, you name it they are all cesspits of abuse replete with pedos. The place to be competitive is academically.
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The header pic is rather enticing, although you could argue that these athletes tend to be at the more masculine end of the spectrum, and her jawline is evidence of this.
I find this broadcaster guidance ironic as it is usually women who go out of their way to sexualise themselves. I have always noticed at the gyms I have attended that the men, myself included, wear modest clothing in the form of T-shirts, often loose fitting, and shorts or joggers. In the winter months I will have a fleece on as well.
Every single woman, and I mean without exception, is wearing totally immodest, skin-tight gym wear. I’m not complaining, but actually, it can become a little distracting, and irritating in a sense, as it can pollute my focus. Also, there’s that awkwardness of not knowing where to look as, these days, you could be millimetres from disaster by merely glancing at one of the nuttier cases who then believes she has been sexually assaulted by your male gaze… as her jugs, arse and camel toe jiggle to the movement of the weights as she preens at herself in the mirror. Some of the really young ones, their parents need to have a word.
I think there is a strong case for segregation and the mudslimes get some things right, as we used to. And it is more the fault of females than men. Well, Englishmen anyway, not the help-yourself savages who obviously come here completely unprepared, whether culturally or genetically, for the, in many ways, 3D pornographic imagery going about in normal life.
Did the people who wrote the guidance actually consult with women on this? I doubt they’ll be happy, unless they are the uglier ones or happen to be unusually modest. But then… why engage in such an activity to begin with? Do they need to be athletes on TV? Why not do more useful things like raise children?
Sorry, but running up and down a track or doing other such fake and pointless activities is a waste of time. I can see some merit with men since sport is vaguely related to war and the performance is far higher, but women’s sport is a joke. It is only worth watching either for laughs or arousel, let’s be honest. Personally, I don’t watch any sport, I’d rather get things done.
That’s the problem with this highly feminised society. The women, or female instincts, are out of control. “Look at my breasts! STOP looking at my breasts!”, “I want people to be attracted to my body. Stop sexualising me!” “Take me seriously as a body builder, now!” , etc. Half the time, they don’t even know what they’re doing or saying. They are like children who have been given too much choice and power, and it corrupts them. Weak men are the other side of the equation of course.
So maybe this guidance isn’t a bad thing if we want to mend the mess that is our totally broken civilization. Not that this will be the motivation behind it.
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Some of the netball wimminz at the Glasgow Games were quite fuckable, although with a few, a step ladder would come in handy.
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Unfortunately, women athletes are not known for their knockers.
However, they have such good upper chest muscles and absolutely no sagging, so they are ripe for implants when they eventually retire.
A visit to the Clínica Guilarte in Madrid would soon give them a traffic stopping pair of magnificent top bollocks.
Er…… Or any other renowned cosmetic clinic, I suppose.
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Be full of trans things shortly anyway…and they can get some proper records in as they zoom around the changing rooms being chased by Brian blessed lookalikes 🏃…🧔 👍
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GE, that would be something to watch! large imitation breasts and todgers flying all over the shop. Much better entertainment than the 800 metre underwater back stroke pole vault.
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So hilariously the BBC run a article about sexualizing women athletes, and then uses a female Rodney starmer as their example.
Even andy “albert tatlock” has better tits than her..
Anyway I didn’t know the beeb had any sports coverage anymore.. apart from the drag queen Olympics..
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That’s probably why the BBC is going on about sexualising the female athletes. They aren’t benefitting from it anymore. Same principle as with lard arse, revolting feminists… their real motivation, in encouraging other females to be as horrible as they are, is really to level the playing field within the sexual market place. The BBC really just wants to undermine other broadcasters who they are in competition with.
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Indeed they haven’t, Barry.
During the later stages of the World Cup, after Wimbledon had finished, the BBC were trying to entice viewers with trailers of their upcoming summer sports schedule.
It was actually embarrassing.
Wimminz this, wimminz that and fuck all else.
And to think they’ve still got a huge sports department on the payroll.
Doing what, for fucks sake?
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“And to think they’ve still got a huge sports department on the payroll.
Doing what, for fucks sake?”…
I’d assume chocolate digestives,the Palestinian Wimmins cricket team and locking up old ladies for not paying for a television licence fee tax.
Oh and adverts,for Their BBC.
Outright cunts one and all.
Your health F.M.
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Isn’t it time the Karma Sutra entered the Olympic Games. It would blow this lot completely out of the water.
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I have no idea why there is a problem..!
https://share.google/8brAbxQ2xT0DmLpxh
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https://share.google/8HeBwIA2qcYMquBEN
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Indeed, Doctor.
@ADMINS – Surely, you could have found a better header pic for this nom?
See also …
https://s1.pictoa.com/media/galleries/026/235/026235549b954f3fffd/175487549b954f4209f.jpg
Also, why is it that the complainants are always fucking butch trannies — You don`t hear proper women complaining about spandex enhancing their assets do you.
🍌
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Bad link – try this …
https://i.redd.it/80srfwzl1ifa1.jpg
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Hmmmm..😁
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Yeh … and don’t tell me they don’t know what they are doing.
No complaints though …
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Way to lose viewers. These cunts are so behind the times. Unless you live in North Korea there’s a much snatch as you like free to view on the internet’s
The sight of a nice ass in shorts might be too much for some communities I guess but then I doubt they way ladies athletics.
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I’m totally with the BBC on this.
well done auntie!
if I ever felt the need to watch a load of Sally Notits running round in circles I dont want to be aroused by suggestive camera angles.
just show the back of their heads or feet.
that way its inclusive for Muslim viewers too.
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I think I may have muddied the waters somewhat with this nom.
My main target was track and field athletes, not the various lovelies in some other wimminz sports.
And I must admit that the nom picture does damage my argument a little.
Having said that, by the time she’s gained a few years and pumped herself with more steroids, she’ll end up looking like Dolph Lundgren.
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same goes for showjumping.
women equestrians arses jiggling about in tight jodphurs while they ride a powerful animal.its carnal!
put them in burkas.
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Not only that. Mis.
It’s quite well known that those equestrian types can give you a bloody good seeing to after mucking out the stables, with no complaints whatsoever.
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The only way to stop the burqa, is to say you look a right berk in that. Women don’t like being ridiculed and it would disappear overnight.
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Or hit them with the unexpected.
Tell them that it’s a turn on to see a wimminz in a burqa.
And it’s not just you. Most blokes think the same.
A pack of fucking lies, but it would put a stop to it.
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that, or…..set fire to them.
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There was never an issue showing Linfords lunch box 😂
What’s the point in wearing tight lycra if the cameras don’t focus on the good bits.
https://share.google/BxEF3dnRWptbBbjZC
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Yes, Sick, I remember all those front page pictures of Linford’s Lunchbox, and readers were just expected to swallow it!
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Seeing that its only for the ladies, why not have performances in the kitchen for not only for the best cook, also how many men can they take on whilst the food is cooking.
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https://share.google/MMQsWPqUUP3VvK7ck
May I introduce you to Lucy Underdown.
female strength competitor.
Now she’s BBC friendly.
no chance of arousement no matter what the camera angle.
She’d do for Tommy Cuntengine as a new girlfriend,
opening stubborn jars,
carrying shopping .
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Never mind Cunt engine, Mis.
She looks like you’d find her handy, wardrobe under each arm, no problem!
Flat on the 15th floor, lift out of order?
Be jogging up them stairs whistling!
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There’s also events for obese women competitors to see how many walnuts they can crack between the cheeks of their arses in one session.
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