Apparently, new guidelines are being put in place for television coverage of wimminz athletes.
Broadcasters are being advised on how to show more sympathetic angles of female competitors so as not to sexualise their movements. Because we all remember knocking one out over Fatima Whitbread, eh fellas? All joking aside, it’s apparently very serious and can lead to…Yep, you’ve got it.
“serious long-term effects on athlete’s mental health.”
Oh dear.
Well let me put your minds at rest my lovelies. I’ve yet to come across a single doable female track and field athlete, so I wouldn’t worry your ‘pretty’ little heads about it. If I want images of some young girl in her gym kit, I’ll ask one of my local park key taxi drivers.
Nominated by : Field Marshal Cuntgomery
Not again, I’m not yet fully recovered from the ladies Wimbledon fortnight.
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Its also nothing whatsoever to do with camera angles if the ladies decide to wear scantily clad outfits.
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They have no need to worry their pretty little heads about it.
In no time at all all the women will have bedsheets and burqas on and playing ladies sports will be completely banned.
If they don’t like this arrangement and want to go back to “the old ways”,again nothing to worry about…
Their husbands or fathers will stone them to death.
David Colemans Camel Toe Oven.
Good morning.
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Watching Anna Kournikova back in the day had a serious long-term effect on my visual acuity.
And a former colleague of mine did actually fancy Fatima Whitbread. Seriously.
He ended up in the nuthouse.
Good morning all.
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I also know of a college who ended up in intensive care for farting in her whitbread.
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I can’t get on board with this cunting.
Only a póóf couldn’t find dozens of women track and field athletes in any event highly fuckable.
OK, they may be lacking in the tit department, but the long legs, flat stomachs and tight arses more than make up for that.
I especially like watching the girls pull their shorts out of their bum cracks after competing.
Sort yourself out Field Marshall.
Good morning.
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I wonder though Arty, are most female athletes dykes like those who play football?
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As an ex athlete herself Arfur, Mrs Cunter assures me that very few women competitors are of the rug munching persuasion.
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Apologies, Artful.
Maybe my thoughts have been coloured by the memory of Paula Radcliffe pissing at the side of the road years ago.
She didn’t even have the decency to pull her shorts down.
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It is best not to get involved. Imagine bashing one out only to read later that she has a penis. Take my advice, stick to tired and trusted lovelies like Lulu.
Good morning, everyone.
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To cure any impending póófery, can I suggest that you turn off Google safe search and enter the term ‘Woman Athletes Camel Toe’.
Thank me later.
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We know clothing can hinder a performance, but the sporting authorities have not decided to only allow elastoplast on nipples and the toilet area just yet.
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‘Tried’, ha, ha! Sorry, Lulu.
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I personally don’t mind a bit of girly golf, or lesbians coxless pairs rowing.
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What about women’s beach volleyball.
All that grunting, erect nipples and sand covered arses.
Phwoah!
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Why not record it Keystone Cop style and have it over in no time.
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Beach volleyball anyone, nudge nudge wink wink, or is that wank wank, say no more.
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Good grief! Next they’ll be applying blur filters to the areas they think we’re salivating over. It will be a cross between athletics and Japanese porn.
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It can’t be avoided when all they do is fanny about.
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On a more serious note, we taught our kids to eschew sport. Swimming, athletics, football, you name it they are all cesspits of abuse replete with pedos. The place to be competitive is academically.
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The header pic is rather enticing, although you could argue that these athletes tend to be at the more masculine end of the spectrum, and her jawline is evidence of this.
I find this broadcaster guidance ironic as it is usually women who go out of their way to sexualise themselves. I have always noticed at the gyms I have attended that the men, myself included, wear modest clothing in the form of T-shirts, often loose fitting, and shorts or joggers. In the winter months I will have a fleece on as well.
Every single woman, and I mean without exception, is wearing totally immodest, skin-tight gym wear. I’m not complaining, but actually, it can become a little distracting, and irritating in a sense, as it can pollute my focus. Also, there’s that awkwardness of not knowing where to look as, these days, you could be millimetres from disaster by merely glancing at one of the nuttier cases who then believes she has been sexually assaulted by your male gaze… as her jugs, arse and camel toe jiggle to the movement of the weights as she preens at herself in the mirror. Some of the really young ones, their parents need to have a word.
I think there is a strong case for segregation and the mudslimes get some things right, as we used to. And it is more the fault of females than men. Well, Englishmen anyway, not the help-yourself savages who obviously come here completely unprepared, whether culturally or genetically, for the, in many ways, 3D pornographic imagery going about in normal life.
Did the people who wrote the guidance actually consult with women on this? I doubt they’ll be happy, unless they are the uglier ones or happen to be unusually modest. But then… why engage in such an activity to begin with? Do they need to be athletes on TV? Why not do more useful things like raise children?
Sorry, but running up and down a track or doing other such fake and pointless activities is a waste of time. I can see some merit with men since sport is vaguely related to war and the performance is far higher, but women’s sport is a joke. It is only worth watching either for laughs or arousel, let’s be honest. Personally, I don’t watch any sport, I’d rather get things done.
That’s the problem with this highly feminised society. The women, or female instincts, are out of control. “Look at my breasts! STOP looking at my breasts!”, “I want people to be attracted to my body. Stop sexualising me!” “Take me seriously as a body builder, now!” , etc. Half the time, they don’t even know what they’re doing or saying. They are like children who have been given too much choice and power, and it corrupts them. Weak men are the other side of the equation of course.
So maybe this guidance isn’t a bad thing if we want to mend the mess that is our totally broken civilization. Not that this will be the motivation behind it.
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Some of the netball wimminz at the Glasgow Games were quite fuckable, although with a few, a step ladder would come in handy.
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Unfortunately, women athletes are not known for their knockers.
However, they have such good upper chest muscles and absolutely no sagging, so they are ripe for implants when they eventually retire.
A visit to the Clínica Guilarte in Madrid would soon give them a traffic stopping pair of magnificent top bollocks.
Er…… Or any other renowned cosmetic clinic, I suppose.
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Be full of trans things shortly anyway…and they can get some proper records in as they zoom around the changing rooms being chased by Brian blessed lookalikes 🏃…🧔 👍
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So hilariously the BBC run a article about sexualizing women athletes, and then uses a female Rodney starmer as their example.
Even andy “albert tatlock” has better tits than her..
Anyway I didn’t know the beeb had any sports coverage anymore.. apart from the drag queen Olympics..
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