In fact I would go as far as to say that it is a massive pile of steaming horse shite of a cunt.

I live in the Lincolnshire country side and feel privileged in doing so. I have a dog and have fields footpaths and woods near by in which I can walk the little fucker. Being a responsible dog walker I pick his shit up and put it in a bin.

Horse owners ride their horses around the same fields paths and woods but never clean up after their horse as left a stone of shit on the floor. Why? small shovel or trowel shopping bag and take it home for your roses you cunt.

Apparently councils do not have the power to make riders clean up after their nags.

So there you have it dog owners can get fined horse owners can’t. What a pile of fucking bullshit.

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Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Here we go again, another cunt, this time in the form of Wilf Emmanuel-Jones.

It’s the same old criticism at the time when England Women won the Euros, they were too fucking white.

This time Wilf looked at a picture of some of the England squad at the World Cup and declared they were all blue eyed blondes, I think he needs an eye test because out of the 7 in the picture, one was a mixed race and the goalkeeper has dark hair, but they don’t represent diverse Britain.

Well it’s fucking England not Britain but that aside it represents the best that England can turn out, not a diversity quota.

This will never end until all our sporting teams are just like the women’s sprint relay squad, all fucking black, but where are the Muslims. Aren’t there more Muslims in the UK than blacks?

What an absolute cunt.

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Nominated by : Sick of it

Reported today in the Daily Mail 21/08/2023 7am. A shooting, an armed attack injuring at least 4 people at the “Kabaddi Grounds” in Derbyshire. As competing Asian Enricher’s did battle. Reporting from the scene the Panjab Broadcasting Channel ( yes there is one ) stated that swords and firearms were used.

Police reinforcements ( most armed ) attended the scene. I understand that NO Camels or GOATS were injured in the melee.

My cunting is this. The photos shown in the Mail could have been taken anywhere in Pakistan. We have effectively allowed into our country a 3rd world army who have acquired sufficient numbers to change culture and society.

FFS Kabbadi Grounds, Panjab Broadcasting Service, Swords, Guns!!!

And meanwhile our Government sleeps.

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What can we do to aliviate the pressure on GPs, who are having to see increasing numbers of patients ( I wonder why), but with GP numbers decreasing?

I know, says some bright spark, ( cunt that they are) let’s introduce a new role, the Care Navigator, who’ll be well worth the extra costs to the practice because?

Well, basically, they’ll be there to redirect you to A&E, the pharmacist, a nurse practitioner, or Boots medicine counter. In other word, the doctors receptionist on steroids.

Want to see a GP?
You’ll be able to see one in a zoo, soon, as they become the rarest of Homo Sapiens.

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