Dead Pool [285]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted that the massive nonce and former national treasure Rolf Harris would be next cunt to conk out. Harris was 93 and had been ill with neck cancer for some time.

On to Deadpool 285

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

62 thoughts on “Dead Pool [285]

  1. Jimmy Tarbuck
    Michael Parkinson
    Clive Anderson
    Alice Cooper
    Judi Dench

  2. Glenda Jackson
    Jonnie Irwin
    Valerie Singleton
    Tom Skerritt
    Clint Eastwood

  3. Halfwitt Harry Hewitt
    Megain Sparkle
    Daniella Westbrook
    Katey Price
    Phillip Scofield

  4. Dianne Feinstein
    Joanne Woodward
    Roberta Flack
    Christy Dignam
    Lord Frank Field

  5. Julie Christie
    Ursula Andress
    Dyan Cannon
    Angie Dickinson
    Shirley Eaton

  6. That’s the weirdest coincidence. I was just thinking about that dirty fucker yesterday when I was trying to formulate an analogy between evil bastards killing old people and evil bastards shagging kids.

    • Cunt Karma. Had him in mind yesterday as well. Saw him standing with his daughter Bindi at Haywards Heath station once (near a nonce prison). Asked him if he was still getting his didgeridoo out but the cunt blanked me.

  7. Gudrun Ure
    Roger Corman
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Norman Lear
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter.

  8. Don King
    Stan Bowles
    Mike Yarwood
    Esther Rantzen
    Ratko Mladic

  9. Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Paul Stookey
    Peter Yarrow
    Cliff Richard
    Good darts Paul.
    Rot in hell Rolf you bastard no good cunt.

    • Beast of Bolsover
      Phil Collins
      Paul Hogan
      Eric Clapton
      Rev Al Sharpton

  10. All nicking my Clint Eastwood you bleedin gyppos.😡

    I hope he goes another 50yr yet!!

  11. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Liza Minelli
    Sally Thomsett
    Liza Truss

  12. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Alan Price
    Eric Burdon.

  13. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on Paul.

  14. Henry Kissinger
    Bobby Charlton
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Lord Kinnock
    Joni Mitchell

  15. Alan Greenspan
    Annette Crosbie
    Ted Kaczynski
    Eddie Stobart
    Eileen Derbyshire.

    Nice work Paul M.

  16. The gloating at the death of this great artist is sickening!

    He brought me a lot of happiness as a kid ” can ya tell what it is yet?”
    Panting and gasping as he fingered his didgeridoo.

    Poor old bloke.

    • Two little boys with two little toys, each stuck up their arse

      At least that’s what Rolf was doing

  17. Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Camilla, “Queen” of the Cotswolds
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  18. As always it’s Capt Colostomy Bag, Cliff Richard in first place
    Lewis ‘Whining, ungrateful fucking n*gnog’ Hamilton
    Fat Reg Dwight
    Helen ‘I’ve got no chin’ Worth
    Anna ‘I’m not a rug muncher’ Friel

  19. Congrats Paul

    The usual suspects:

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  20. David Hockney
    Ray Brooks (Actor)
    Helen Shapiro
    Anthony Hopkins
    Arthur Scargill

  21. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck, Paulie.

    • Are they going to let him lie in state, and people file past and thrash him with a snooker ball in a sock?

  22. Oi Admin why are all my mild comments going into moderation and then vanishing?

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