Dead Pool [285]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted that the massive nonce and former national treasure Rolf Harris would be next cunt to conk out. Harris was 93 and had been ill with neck cancer for some time.

On to Deadpool 285

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

62 thoughts on “Dead Pool [285]

  1. George Alagiah
    Micheal Caine
    Nancy Polosi
    Billy Connolly
    Prunella Scales
    Good shot Paul πŸ‘πŸ‘

  2. In Memoriam. Interesting that none of my relatives had ever heard of the “Great Entertainer” until his other interests made the news.

    There’s an old Australian paedo lying, dying
    And he gets himself up onto one elbow and he turns to his mates
    Who are all gathered around and he says

    Watch old Rolfie feed, mate
    Watch old Rolfie feed
    He’s a dangerous paed, mate
    So watch the nonce-cunt feed
    Altogether now!
    Tie me didgeridoo down, sport
    Tie me didgeridoo down
    Tie me didgeridoo down, sport
    Tie me didgeridoo down
    Keep me old cocky cool, Carl
    Keep me old cocky cool
    Ah, don’t go groping that sheila, Carl
    Just keep me old cocky cool
    Altogether now!

  3. Edna O’Brien.
    Michael Craig.
    George Chakaris.
    Thelma Holt.
    Jeanne Moody.

  4. Marjoe Gortner (actor, preacher)
    Barry Hansen ( Dr. Demento )
    Ban Ki-Moon
    SΓ©rgio Mendes
    Patricia Routledge

  5. Good riddance, the weird old cunt.

    James Earl Jones.
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Douglas Hurd
    Peter Higgs
    Jim LoveΔΊl (Apollo Astronaut)

  6. Yay!

    Colin Jeavons
    Doreen Mantle
    Peter Jay
    Julian Sands
    Andy McMaster

  7. Willie Nelson
    Kris kristofferson
    Harry Richardson DFC

  8. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    John Gotti Junior
    Dominic Chianese

  9. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hesleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable

  10. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Sandy Gall

  11. “Can you tell what it is yet?” …..
    ..Yes – it’s a dirty perverted sick old bastard, who’s fnally burning in hell for all his sick crimes – who, by the way, never admitted his guilt and never apologised to his victims for what he did. A public disclosure of his final destination would allow anyone to show their contempt by pissing on his grave – Good Riddance !
    Changing the subject, sad news that actor Ray Stevenson has died at the age of 58. A very tallented gentle giant, I enjoyed all his film and tv roles :-
    noms :
    Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley
    Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
    Virginnia Mckenna

  12. Sepp Blatter
    Jerome Valcke
    Michel Platini
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  13. Chubby Checker
    Chuck Norris
    Frankie Valli
    George Soros
    Patricia Krenwinkel.

    • I’m a thick cunt who, despite checking, didn’t see Soros taken. I’ll have Gerald Harper back instead then the old cunt

  14. Phil Cool
    Tom Baker
    Norman Tebbit
    Jimmy cricket
    Russell Grant

  15. Sandi Toksvig
    Harvey Price
    Doreen Lawrence
    Ram John Holder
    Neil Warnock

  16. Vince McMahon
    Ric Flair
    Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler
    Mil Mascaras
    Tony Khan

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