Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted that the massive nonce and former national treasure Rolf Harris would be next cunt to conk out. Harris was 93 and had been ill with neck cancer for some time.
On to Deadpool 285
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Jimmy Tarbuck
Michael Parkinson
Clive Anderson
Alice Cooper
Judi Dench
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Glenda Jackson
Jonnie Irwin
Valerie Singleton
Tom Skerritt
Clint Eastwood
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Halfwitt Harry Hewitt
Megain Sparkle
Daniella Westbrook
Katey Price
Phillip Scofield
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Dianne Feinstein
Joanne Woodward
Roberta Flack
Christy Dignam
Lord Frank Field
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Tony Bennett
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Clint Eastwood
Marianne Faithful
Joe Biden
Vanessa Redgrave
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Bugger Eastwood filched by seven minutes. Have James Whale instead.
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Julie Christie
Ursula Andress
Dyan Cannon
Angie Dickinson
Shirley Eaton
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Brigitte Bardot
Dick Van Dyke
Julie Andrews
Lee Majors
Alain Delon
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Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
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Jimmy Carter
June Lockhart
Mel Brooks
James Hong
Marion Ross
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That’s the weirdest coincidence. I was just thinking about that dirty fucker yesterday when I was trying to formulate an analogy between evil bastards killing old people and evil bastards shagging kids.
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Cunt Karma. Had him in mind yesterday as well. Saw him standing with his daughter Bindi at Haywards Heath station once (near a nonce prison). Asked him if he was still getting his didgeridoo out but the cunt blanked me.
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Gudrun Ure
Roger Corman
June Spencer (The Archers)
Norman Lear
Eleanor Roselynn Carter.
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Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
Eva Marie Saint
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+ Ken Clarke
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Don King
Stan Bowles
Mike Yarwood
Esther Rantzen
Ratko Mladic
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Richard Wilson
Loretta Switt
Barbara Eden
Jim Dale
Greg Wallace
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Paul Stookey
Peter Yarrow
Cliff Richard
Good darts Paul.
Rot in hell Rolf you bastard no good cunt.
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Beast of Bolsover
Phil Collins
Paul Hogan
Eric Clapton
Rev Al Sharpton
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All nicking my Clint Eastwood you bleedin gyppos.😡
I hope he goes another 50yr yet!!
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Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Sally Thomsett
Liza Truss
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Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Alan Price
Eric Burdon.
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Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Ray Reardon
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on Paul.
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Henry Kissinger
Bobby Charlton
Lord Hezzelslime
Lord Kinnock
Joni Mitchell
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Alan Greenspan
Annette Crosbie
Ted Kaczynski
Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire.
Nice work Paul M.
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The gloating at the death of this great artist is sickening!
He brought me a lot of happiness as a kid ” can ya tell what it is yet?”
Panting and gasping as he fingered his didgeridoo.
Poor old bloke.
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Two little boys with two little toys, each stuck up their arse
At least that’s what Rolf was doing
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Jilly Cooper
Joanna Plastic-Bumley
Camilla, “Queen” of the Cotswolds
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
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As always it’s Capt Colostomy Bag, Cliff Richard in first place
Lewis ‘Whining, ungrateful fucking n*gnog’ Hamilton
Fat Reg Dwight
Helen ‘I’ve got no chin’ Worth
Anna ‘I’m not a rug muncher’ Friel
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Congrats Paul
The usual suspects:
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
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David Hockney
Ray Brooks (Actor)
Helen Shapiro
Anthony Hopkins
Arthur Scargill
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The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck, Paulie.
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‘Rolf Harris; the nation mourns’
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Are they going to let him lie in state, and people file past and thrash him with a snooker ball in a sock?
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Sadly not. The cunt was cremated two weeks ago apparently.
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Oi Admin why are all my mild comments going into moderation and then vanishing?
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