Dead Pool [281]

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Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted the demise of the eminent American lawyer Benjamin Ferencz who was the last living (until today) prosecuter of the Nuremberg trials.He was 103 years old. R.I.P

On to Dead Pool 281:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks midpool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based upon chronology of reporting not necessary in chronological order of death.

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [281]”

  1. Stanley Baxter
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
    Bang on Limpers

  3. Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley
    Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
    Virginnia Mckenna

  5. Ban-Ki Moon
    Robert Duvall
    Sérgio Mendes
    Sally ‘Jessy Raphael’ Lowenthal
    Patricia Routledge

  6. Joss Auckland
    Jimmy cricket
    Tom Baker
    Rob Burrows ( not a cunt )
    Phil cool

  8. Good one Sir Limpy
    Micheal Cain
    Prunella Scales
    Val Singleton (Blue Peter)
    Joan Collins
    Mike Yarwood

  14. Sam Smith(lack of self esteem) for Tommy Steele
    Rodger Whitaker for Imelda Marcos

  15. Hi all – if any of you had Halloween Cunthook, you’d be a winner!

    I’m not sure if any of you are particularly fussed, but my dad used to love this site so much and would often ring me or tell me in person who the latest cunt was, and would tell me about the cunts who took his dead cunts in the deadpool and he really did enjoy it quite a lot.

    Two days before Christmas 2022, my dad was diagnosed with cancer and in February the cunts told him he had a matter of months to live.

    I lived abroad at the time and rushed back – I was able to spend 4 weeks watching films and debating cunts with my father before he sadly passed on April 5th.

    Apologies if none of you cunts care, but I know he used to get really into this so I suppose at least one person might wonder why he stopped taking part.

    Thanks so much for providing my father with so much (morbid) joy in his final months/years.

    • Sorry to hear that Son of Cunthook. I’m glad this site gave him an outlet like it does for a lot of cunters on here.

    • Hi Son of Cunthook

      Really sorry to hear about your father’s death.I am so glad ISAC and the ISAC deadpool was so enjoyed and appreciated by him in his final years.

      Having run the DeadPool for most of the pools over the last 6 years I feel glad I helped give some light yet morbid relief to your father .It makes this grumpy cunt almost smile knowing my time has clearly not been in vein.

      Thinking of you and all your family and I hope you will continue to visit the site and get the same pleasure from it your father did.

      Best wishes

      Shaun

    • Bugger me when you get to my age cunts are dying all around at a dizzying rate. My condolences re the late Mr Cunthook and a pity that you did not tip us the wink re imminent mortality so that we could have nominated him for the pool out of respect. To keep his memory alive may I suggest you take the name of Cunthookson.
      Further, as a mark of respect you understand, may I enquire as to your current health with a view to nominating your goodself for that that eludes us in life, a winning entry in the pool.

    • Sorry to hear of your Dad’s passing Son of Cunthook.
      I hope you and your family are holding up ok.

      Cancer is a cunt of an illness.

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