Dead Pool [281]

Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted the demise of the eminent American lawyer Benjamin Ferencz who was the last living (until today) prosecuter of the Nuremberg trials.He was 103 years old. R.I.P

On to Dead Pool 281:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks midpool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based upon chronology of reporting not necessary in chronological order of death.

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [281]

  1. Clint Eastwood
    Beast of Bolsover
    Phil Collins
    Sasha Johnson
    Rev Al Sharpton

    • Sasha fucking Johnson will live forever! It would be waycist to turn off the machines; the taxpayer (white) will continue to cough up the £10,000 per fucking day.

  2. Henry Kissinger
    Jimmy Carter
    Bobby Charlton
    Neil Kinnock
    Lord Hezzelslime

  3. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  4. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  5. Gudrun Ure
    Liza Minelli
    My Next Door Neighbour
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt

  6. Congratulations Sir Limply.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Norman Jewison
    Desmond Morris
    Tom Stafford
    Len Deighton

  7. Esther Rantzen
    Dick Van Dyke
    Harry Belafonte
    Sidney Cooke
    Prunella Scales

  8. Douglas Hurd,
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Peter Higgs,
    Brian Blessed,
    Radovan Karazdic

  9. “Sir” Alex Ferguson Of Cunt
    Ian Chappell
    Dustin Hoffman
    Ken Bruce
    Martina Navratilova

  10. Willie Nelson
    Kris kristofferson
    Billy Connelly
    Rob Burrows
    Harry Richardson DFC

  11. Don King
    Stan Bowles
    Mike Yarwood
    Ratko Mladic
    Esther Rantzen

    Well done Sir Limply

  12. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck Sir Limpers.

  13. Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Bob Barker
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Norman Lear
    Tony Bennett

  14. Bugger me Ferencz took his time. Waited the cunt out though.

    Silvio Berlusconi
    Pope Francis
    James Whale
    Jo Wilson (Sky Sports Commentator with stage 3 cancer)
    Tommy Steele

  15. Well done Sir Limply
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank Bc
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Sandy Gall
    Glynis Johns

  16. Dame Judi Dench
    Dame Joan Plowright
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Dame Joan Collins
    Dame Vanessa Marx-Redgrave

    There ain’t nothing like a Dame.

  17. Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  18. In there Sir Limply….

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Ann Blyth
    Gordon McQueen
    Craig Douglas

  19. Eddie Stobart
    Ted Kaczynski
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    David Hockney.

    Nice work Sir Limpers.

  20. As it is Baseball season here in the States and as my usual picks have a nasty habit of thwarting the Grim Reaper, this issue of Dead Pool will be devoted to the National Pastime:

    “Bud” Sellig: Easily the biggest idiot to ever be named Commissioner I can’t help but think someone will bump him off. A player, an owner, a fan or someone from the media…they’re all even money bets as this cunt is universally despised.

    Willie Mays: The “Say Hey Kid” is now 91 years old so time is running out on the greatest player of my generation.

    Joe Maddon: Jerkoff Joe thinks he is the smartest man in baseball. If you don’t believe him just ask…he’ll be happy to tell you. He was fired last year as the Manager of the Angels and fully expected some other team to immediately make him an offer. It didn’t happen. I’m betting he offs himself soon.

    Kirk Gibson: Kirk the Jerk hit a famous home run to win a world series game in 1988. Other than that he is famous for being a cunt. He’s been diagnosed with Parkinson’s and I don’t think he is long for this world.

    Bryce Harper: This cunt has a world of talent. But he is lazy, egotistical and hot headed. I hope he just keels over.

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