Dead Pool [279]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of Hollywood actor Tom Sizemore who has died aged 61 after suffering a brain aneurysm.Sizemore was best known for his role in Saving Private Ryan but also starred in other hit films such as Heat, Natural Born Killers and Pear Harbour.He was also the voice of Sonny in Grand Theft Auto and was known for his long history of drug abuse and disorderly conduct over many years.

On to Dead Pool 279:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in order of death.

48 thoughts on “Dead Pool [279]

    • I already bagged Rantzen.Pretty sure she wasn’t picked last time.I always look over names these days to make sure I’m not stealing.It I’d allowed but it is just not cricket.

  1. Joan Collins
    Ian McKellan
    Brian Paddick
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Andrew Lloyd Webber

  2. Shaun, you ARE Mr. G. Reaper, and I claim my 9 euro note. Hats off to you!
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman (of an epileptic ornamentation seizure)

  3. Danglebert Pimpledick
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Gordon Lightfoot
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

  4. Jermaine Jackson
    LaToya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Jesse Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  5. Burt Ward
    Nicolas Sarkozy
    Max Baucus (fmr U.S. Ambassador to China/U.S. politician)
    Warren Buffett
    Beatrix of Netherlands

  6. Douglas Hurd
    Peter Higgs
    Brian Blessed
    James Earl Jones
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)

  7. Tony Bennett
    Bernard Ferencz
    Tom Courtney
    Jo Wilson (Sky Sports Commentator with stage 3 cancer)
    Tommy Steele

  8. Nobody will’ve had lucky cunt O’grady who died in his sleep because he was too young.

    • Precisely. Had the skinny pederast on my radar for years but its age threw me a curve ball (to use a yank idiom). There is always the husband…

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