Dead Pool [279]

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Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of Hollywood actor Tom Sizemore who has died aged 61 after suffering a brain aneurysm.Sizemore was best known for his role in Saving Private Ryan but also starred in other hit films such as Heat, Natural Born Killers and Pear Harbour.He was also the voice of Sonny in Grand Theft Auto and was known for his long history of drug abuse and disorderly conduct over many years.

On to Dead Pool 279:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in order of death.

48 thoughts on “Dead Pool [279]”

  2. That Jon Snow Cunt
    That Heseltine Cunt
    That Attenborough Cunt
    That Blair Cunt
    That Corbyn Cunt

  3. Congrats to Shaun

    See Shaun’s most remarks in DP278 and my response.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  4. David Hockney
    Annette Crosbie
    Eddie Stobart
    Ted Kaczynski
    Alan Greenspan.

    Nice work Shaun.

  5. Bob Barker
    Jimmy Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    June Spencer (The Archers)

  7. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Norman Jewison
    Tom Stafford
    Len Deighton
    Desmond Morris

  9. Well done Shaun

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall
    Mohamed Al-Fayed

  10. If Shaun ever predicts my demise, don’t bother checking my pulse – just nail down the coffin lid…
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    Cleo Laine
    Nigel Lawson
    Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
    Jamie Farr (Klinga – Mash)
    Virginnia Mckenna

  12. Cherie Blair
    Cliff Richard
    Peter Yarrow
    Paul Stookey
    Millicent Martin

    Good darts Shaun, Bloody hell the pikeys are up early today

  13. Henry Kissinger
    Bobby Charlton
    Joni Mitchell
    Ken Bates
    Ritchie Blackmore

    • Clint Eastwood
      Beast of Bolsover
      Eric Clapton
      Paul Hogan
      Phil Collins

  14. June Lockhart (stolen recovered)
    William Shatner.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    Bill Wyman.
    Gerald Harper.

  15. Vicar from dad’s army
    Tom Baker
    Jimmy tarbuck
    Jimmy cricket
    Phil cool

  17. Stanley Baxter
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )

    Bang on, Shaun.

  18. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  19. William Russell
    Dick Van Dyke
    Marion Ross
    Mel Brooks
    Earl Holliman

  21. Joanne Woodward
    Prince Michael of Kent
    Russel Grant
    Micheal Parkinson
    Prunella Scales

  23. George Chakiris.
    Edna O’Brien
    Michael Craig.
    Thelma Holt.
    Penelope Keith

  26. Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    Sir Norman ‘On yer fucking bikes’ Tebbit
    Gordon ‘Wealdstone Raider’ Palmer
    John ‘ Capt Colostomy’s missus’ McElynn
    Jacinda ‘rug munching ass kisser’ Ardern

  27. Colin Jeavons
    Ron Ely
    Ellen Burstyn
    Doreen Mantle
    Peter Jay

    Nice shot, Shaun!

  28. Shane McGowan
    Richard Chamberlain
    Rolf Harris
    Jonnie Irwin
    Ozzy Osbourne

    Shaun please pick my lottery numbers.

  29. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck Shaunie.

  30. Halfwit Harry Hewwitt
    Megain Markle
    Claudia Wankleman
    Carol Vauderman
    Katey Price

    All out of sheer annoyance

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