Congratulations to Jeezum Priest who correctly predicted that Minder, The Sweeney and New Tricks star Dennis Waterman would be the next dead dude.Waterman was 74 and died today in Spain meaning he has written and sung his last theme tune.
On to Deadpool 246
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)
I would still LOVE that Escort in the opening credits of Minder….
Minder from the 1980s is still a legend in my mind so RIP and thanks for the ace show all those years ago.
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Do you mean the Escort Harrier in the background?
you’d need fucking deep pockets for that these days!
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Is it a Harrier though? they came out in 1980 but I think that Minder car is a 79 reg 🙂 I always thought it was an Xpack?
Sorry, I’ll get my coat.
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The Harrier had the RS tramp bars apparently,easy way to check
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Congratulations Jeezum Priest – RiP Dennis & sympathy to your family.
Have a pint with John Thaw & George Cole in heavens pub geezer
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Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Bernard Cribbins
Virginnia Mckenna
Robert Blake (actor acquitted of murder)
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Benjamin Ferencz
David Hockney
Eddie Stobart
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan.
Nice work JP.
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Peter Tobin
Frank Field
Steve McMichael
Stefano Tacconi
Vicky Phelan
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Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan.
Shame about Dennis while many cunts are still around.
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Camp Cliff
Good Darts Jeezum
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Buzz Aldrin
Dick Cheney
Amber Heard
Warren Buffet
Nile Rogers
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In there Jeezum, and RIP Dennis. He was top in The Sweeney and MInder. When straight white blokes were allowed to be heroes on TV and there was no woke shite.
Jean Luc Godard
Patsy King
Tony Barber
Ann Blyth
Henry Woolf
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100% agree Norman. Along with Rising Damp the best programmes ITV ever made.
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Joss Ackland
John Savident
Sidney Cooke
Tony Hack
John Nettleton
Tidy darts JP
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Back of the net Jeezuum.
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Don King
Ratko Mladic
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RIP Dennis. Minder and The Sweeney were fucking classics.
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Glynis John
Gudrun Ure
Leslie Phillips.
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Jeez.
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Clint Eastwood
Eric Clapton
Marky Ramone
Johnny Depp
Alexi navalny
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RIP DW – i remember him starring as Just William on the BBC in the 60s (long before they went woke). Makes me feel old. Here’s my list:
Ken Clarke
Dennis Skinner
Bernie Eccleston
Melvyn Hayes
Lewis Hamilton (narrowing the odds – due to a “bling incident” whilst being lapped by the rest of the field 🤞)
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David Berkowitz
Rose West
David Irving
Vladimir Putin
David Icke
RIP Dennis, another good one gone.
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Stanley Baxter
John Astin
Bill Ward
Dickie Davies
Ray Reardon
Bang on, JP.
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Barbara Walters
David Gold
Bobby Charlton
Henry Kissinger
Lord Fatguts Prescott
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David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
John Boorman
James Caan
Erich Von Daniken
0
Tina Turner
Davis Jason
Russell Grant
Phil daniels
Rolf Harris
0
Terence Stamp
Judith Durham (Singer from the Seekers)
John Alderton
Pauline Collins
Tom Courtnay
0
Pete Murray, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, willie mays, Wendy Craig
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Alex Ferguson
Hank Marvin
Owen Jones
Jeff beck
Lee Westwood.
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Lily Allen
Greta Thunberg
Gina Miller
Ghislaine Maxwell
Katie price
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John Carpenter
Al Leong
Michael Berryman
Derren Nesbitt
John “Bergerac” Nettles
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Sammy Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
John Gotti Junior
Paul Sorvino
0
Rest in peace Dennis
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Sad about Dennis, he was a proper bloke, I used to see him now and again in Clapham in the late 70s when I lived there he ,said hello a few times , rip Dennis,
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Dennis Waterman the modern age does not make blokes like you anymore. Thanks for The Sweeny & Minder. RIP mate
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New Tricks was brilliant, as was DW. RIP.
Joannaaah Plastic – Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer – Bowels
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
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Damn, RIP, great actor.
Richard O’Sullivan
Sally Thomsett
Paula Wilcox
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
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