Dead Pool [246] | …. is a cunt

Congratulations to Jeezum Priest who correctly predicted that Minder, The Sweeney and New Tricks star Dennis Waterman would be the next dead dude.Waterman was 74 and died today in Spain meaning he has written and sung his last theme tune.

On to Deadpool 246

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [246]”

Vangellis
Neil Young
Frederick Forsyth
Michael Caine
Terry Waite

Liza ( not Lisa) Minelli

Monte Donn Corleone
Jimmy Tarbrush
Olivia newtron bomb
Alan Ford escort
Pele, my mum fucking hates him

Lord of the Rings on May 9, 2022 at 3:08 am said:

I was going to ask “who the fuck is Pete?” then realised it said ‘Pele’

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William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
June Lockhart.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Gerald Harper.

@Jeezum Priest.

From what I gather this was a bit of an errant shot (hitting one of the good guys). A sort of spray and pray was it?

Major James Hewitt
Heather Locklear
Roman Polanski
Dianne Fenstein
Ted Turner

Jeezum Priest on May 8, 2022 at 9:56 pm said:

Yes GC.
I feel awful, like I plunged a knife into his heart, myself.

Didn’t stop me nominating the usual suspects, though. Dennis would be pleased to hear that Liza Minelli has stepped forward to fill his boots.
Be well missed.

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- General Cuntster on May 8, 2022 at 11:04 pm said:
  
  No need to feel guilty JP…the Grim Reaper comes for all…even the good.
  
  But a drunken, drug addicted, Phoneywood Harlot with 4 ex-husbands is indeed a worthy replacement.
  
  Blessed be thy aim.
  
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W. C. Boggs on May 9, 2022 at 6:48 am said:

Major Hewitt?. Hasn’t his son Harry suffered enough already?. Mind you there would be a Netflix series to be squeezed out of it – Harry in Therapy on the West Coast. Primal screams for 52 weeks……

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RIP Dennis watched you as a kid in the Sweeney as George Carter 👍👍

George Alagiah
Angela Lansbury
Billy Connolly
Micheal Caine
Falak Khan

Imitation Yank on May 9, 2022 at 1:51 am said:

Right there with you, George. Gutted by the news.

Will watch some Minder and The Sweeney and pay my respects with a swift half. It’s what he would have wanted.

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- Norman on May 9, 2022 at 1:14 pm said:
  
  Watched a Minder last night. The Beer Hunter featuring Brian Glover (RIP). An absolute classic.
  
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- George W Bamboo on May 10, 2022 at 2:31 pm said:
  
  Gutted is an understatement Yank. Loved the Sweeney classic telly at its very best RIP Dennis you will be sadly missed 👍
  
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Sir John Hall
Bobby Charlton
Brian Johnson.
Eric Burdon
Ray Jackson

Good Shot,JP

Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Uncle Jack Charles

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

Tony Bennett
Barry Manilow
Marianne Faithful
Vanessa Redgrave
Val Kilmer

Imelda Marcos
Kim Novak
Frank Bough (Died October 2020 – NA)
Frank Williams ( vicar Dads army)
Pete Murray.

Cliff ‘I’m clinging on to life to annoy the fuck out of Foghorn Truthsayer’ Richard
Sarah ‘Ginger Minger’ Ferguson
Emanuel ‘Saddle Sniffer’ Macron
Christopher ‘Fucking Shit Actorist’ Ecclestone
Sir Lewis Hamilton’s mum (Dies of shame)